Author Topic: Sexy..Kitten - Shoreditch  (Read 1773 times)


4 review(s) for Mia Sexy Kitten (0 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline bedhedred

Venue: Near Brick Lane- clean pleasant flat
within past 2 weeks
Price: £100 for 60 minutes if booked via the site
Services: asked for kissing, owo and 69 - was told "no problem"

Had my eye on this one and decided to risk a TOFTT.
Once in the room, the girl was a BBW. The profile pics are most likely of somebody else, and/or doctored - so discount them if you are thinking of visiting.
On the other hand, she was quite pretty so I decided to stay, but really I should have paid more attention to her "less than enthusiastic" welcome.
She didn't take off the robe till the money was handed over - be in no doubt that the girl is hefty.

Once on the bed, we were lying side by side. I kissed her but got the distinct impression that was not welcome. Foreplay consisted of tweaking at my cock whilst looking at the wall.
After a couple of minutes of getting nowhere, she pulled out the wet wipes and wiped it (even tho I'd showered). Then she sucked it for some moments - to no real effect.
My heart was sinking fast at this point realising I'd wasted my money.
All of this was done in total silence - in an increasingly awkward atmosphere.

After another moment I pulled away and began getting dressed because I was bored and I knew there was no way this was going to last even 30 minutes.

Total action time: max 10 minutes before I bailed.

Conclusion: an atrocious punt with someone who clearly should not be doing this job.

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Offline woiczeck

Holy shit that was a sad punt!!  Shoulda asked for some money back I would have. Sorry you had a shit time. But thx for truly TOFTT.

People band that around a lot here but you really did it in this occasion.

Offline Palace123

Sorry to hear about your exp. That sucks..(in a bad way!  :thumbsdown:). Coincidently, I actually had her booked today but cancelled.

Things are starting to make sense now....before I left I checked  UKP and found some posts saying the girl had changed her profile (the previous reviews on the old profile were dire so I left it alone). Seems clear from your experience that she hasn't changed her profile....its just being used by someone else. 



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