Author Topic: Juicyjae1 - near hospital - Swindon  (Read 1320 times)


2 review(s) for JuiceyJae1 (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Donel75

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Saw this girl last weekend, convienent location (for me), sadly didn't fancy the lass.

Comms
Initially wanted an early Saturday morning punt, nothing about or working at that time so spray and pray on the AW email to about three ladies. Four hours later "Lauren" responded with her phone number, she was immediately available. Decent enough chat wise and gave clear instructions (which were needed as Lauren lives on the new housing estate by the hospital and her postcode didn't exist as far as my car satnav was concerned).

Fees
60 for thirty, 100 for the hour

Services sought
Standard gfe stuff. Dfk, finger blasting, owo, ro. All services delivered. 30mins.

The girl
Perhaps the only down point, wasn't overerly attracted to her. I found a picture of her on the verification thread (very useful that thread) obviously from an older profile after I'd met the girl. Admittedly she looked alot better than in the link below however, wasn't pushing many of my buttons.  Nice girl, clean. She apologised for what she described as rapid, sudden weight loss which has caused some sagging around her belly. Seen alot worse. No issues. Body otherwise was okay, there was stuff to play with. Obviously had a kid or two (not present at time of appointment).

Character-wise she was chatty.

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Accomodation
New house, brand spanking new however, hasn't been looked after and I'll assume that Lauren doesn't own the place. Carpets were full of debris would have benefited from a decent session with the hoover.

Didn't use the bathroom, but remembered thinking even I had to take a piss I was going to feel more comfortable holding out and finding a layby or a MacDonalds between her place and home.

The meet
Told to park round the corner and walk to her front door. Upon seeing her gaff I could understand why. Driveways on her street are short and and there's no alot of space between the neighbours bays. Very obvious. Parking round the corner was easy at the time however I'd imagine on an evening the spare bays are in great demand.

Met her at the door, took my shoes off (shouldn't have in retrospect) and was led upstairs. Paperwork exchanged, Lauren asked if I wanted her to keep her red lace thing on (as seen in her profile) or have it all off. I opted for the latter.

On to the bed, some small talk, before she initiated some snogging. This was okay however, I detected garlic on her breath which was mildly off-putting. A few minutes of this and some busy hands going on, it was obvious she was aroused and I would say quite easily so. She rolled me over and proceeded with the Owo which was decent if a little shorter that I would have wanted (I sense she would have persevered if I'd asked). Rolled her over and went down her her which she was well into. After a few minutes she was coaxing my fingers into her for some finger banging which appeared to make her climax.

At this point it was time to bag up and proceed to the next phase. Entered her via mish which she appeared to enjoy. In fact this (another negative) was the only position she allowed me in. Defo no cowgirl and seemed reluctant to try doggy. Not a problem, I wasn't going to last long. The sex itself was good. I remember thinking that I might offer 100 for another go, this was of course before I blew my beans all over that saggy gut and the thought of spending and more money soon left my mind.

After the action Lauren announced that she didbt have any wet wipes so clean up would involve some bone dry toilet paper.

Cleaned up, five minutes chat. Was offered a water but declined. Left.

In all overran by ten minutes, probably could have stayed longer.

Conclusion
Would I go back? Doubtful, didn't find her attractive, but she was a filthy sort in the sack. Probably more services to explore if you wanted a bargain shag from an English chick who genuinely enjoys sex. The state of her gaff was also a dissapointment, I'm not a snob by any stretch and I'm generaly not fussy but this was borderline acceptable for me.

Positive because it was a more than honest price, no messing when it came to the action.

Offline Uoti2

Another informative review: thanks, Donel75.

Rating it a positive is of course your right as the author. I think you've been extraordinarily generous on this occasion, considering:
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wasn't overerly attracted to her.
Carpets were full of debris would have benefited from a decent session with the hoover.
I detected garlic on her breath which was mildly off-putting.
the only position she allowed
 no cowgirl and seemed reluctant to try doggy
saggy gut
 didbt have any wet wipes so clean up would involve some bone dry toilet paper
Would I go back? Doubtful, didn't find her attractive

Near the start of your review, I found myself wondering how she'd react if I took a hoover with me to a punt with her.
By the end, I found myself thinking I'd probably be better off punting with the hoover.

Offline Donel75

Haha, yeah. Thing is, I had to step over a Henry Hoover as I reached the top of her stairs. No excuses.

True. Typically reserve the negatives reviews for deceit and I didn't feel ripped off. But yeah thinking about it maybe it ought to be a luke warm neutral.

Cheers for the feedback!

Offline nigel4498

But yeah thinking about it maybe it ought to be a luke warm neutral.



It can be changed for you if you request it.

Offline Danj89

Saw her twice.
Was OK for a quick 15min booking.
She does book back to back as after I left the 2nd time (after being ushered out early as her next client had arrived) saw next punter on his phone in his car when I was walking back to mine. Put me off as I doubt she has time to freshen up in between.