Author Topic: Miss Lan - Notting Hill Gate  (Read 3275 times)


10 review(s) for Miss Lan (1 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by jok32]

Offline jok32

 https://www.adultwork.com/4510139

1 hour @ 150 GBP

Comms Called and made booking, text received with address, flat number sent on request at location.

Location 1 min walk from Notting Hill Gate tube station. Looked somewhat dilapidated from outside, just off main street and not much through traffic. Exposed entrance behind gate. Answered and let in quickly.

Girl Early/mid 20s southern Chinese girl, 164cm roughly without heels, heavily made up and pretty face 8/10 with peroxide dyed hair at shoulder length. Size 6 with a small amount of podge around belly. Tits B cup with crusty nipples. Shaven below. Average tightness, certainly has no issues taking the full length despite initial protestations. Basic English with lots of faking.

Service Let in with hiding behind door business. Wore a white American type nursing uniform with heels and shown to room. Cash out of the way and counted in front of me. Then told to undress and given towel for a shower. Towel was dry but smelled of the last guy who had sweaty armpits presumably.  :vomit:

Shower basic and functional, female toiletries present. Back into room and offered massage. Told her that I'd rather have an hour of fun given I booked via AW. Immediately for condom out to give OW. Asked about this and told OWO is extra 30 quid and no CIM on offer unlike profile.
Settled on OW as she didn't appear keen on OWO to begin with and she maybe sucked the tip a bit at most and doing waking. Told her to get the lube for some sex which she did OK in CG until I came in the bag.
Kept going a good 6 or so mins after I came with lots of fake noises and moans, then got off. Nice touch was that she took it off and gave me a toilet paper clean around.
Some chit chat about her and attempted FK, nipple play and RO except that is all extra too!  :rolleyes:
Also didn't like having any nipples touched or being touched down below in general. Really didn't seem anything like the last reviewer's report although it's definitely the same girl.

Onto round 2 she says she only does HR. Questioned her and says sex twice is extra.  :wacko: after some to and fro and me saying I'd leave early with refund without second round, she agreed to it.
Again lots of fake noises and moaning, this time in mish and kept asking me to cum quickly. Had to pull out and lube up twice because Dom got dry. Didn't seem to enjoy sex in general.

Popped second time and went for shower, and left.

Would I return? Big fat NO.
She provides a service that would put a Rom to shame with extras and limitations and faking. The only positive is her body and face with make up really.


10 review(s) found for Miss Lan linked to in above post (1 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative)

Offline P Exeter

Thanks for this review OP. I recently hot listed her but won't see her now if she's not being honest about services available.

Shame - looks pretty. I'm ok with vanilla service but only if i'm not expecting more as it's offered on her profile!




Offline Muzmuz

Thanks for the review OP. She’s also listed on Olina’s at £150 an hour but if you want DFK and OWO it’s £200 for the hour. :thumbsdown:
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Doesn’t seem like value for money from your review so I think I’ll pass on this one.

Her AW verification pic below.


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Offline tomcat69

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience with her. My experience with her as per my previous review was a body to body massage session from a massage.me advert which I found to be very sensual I was not aware she had an AW profile at the time. I asked for full service and she delivered. I then came back to see her again about a month later and  and had the same experience, body to body oral and full service for £150. I found her to be very friendly and chatty. But as we all say YMMV.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2019, 11:26:39 pm by tomcat69 »



Offline jok32

Tomcat: She was friendly and chatty as well when not discussing or being asked to perform anything that wasn't HR or OW/FS. Quick to change when you wanted to FK/RO or anything else.

Doesn't seem to value discretion either it appears. My punting phone got a few calls from her last night which were duly blocked. Might need to get a new SIM for punting if it gets bothersome
Wonder if a WK has told her about the site
« Last Edit: February 16, 2019, 07:55:42 am by jok32 »

Offline JayEZ2K

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Sorry for the shit punt, Jok32.

Her looks, age, and services are on par with lots of the £80/30 minute Chinese girls I've reviewed. And even at that price it wasn't good VFM. So £150/hour for vanilla is not worth it. I've had her HL'd, but I won't pay her unless she confirms a decent number of services.


Offline stuart.

where did you find them from they are not on olina or adultwork?

I'v had her hotlist for quite some time, she regularly changes her pictures, them was others pictures but didn't save them lol

Offline P Exeter

She's now offering CIM for £30 extra on her profile. I hope that includes OWO but it's not specified!
The pics she has on her gallery on aw with the glasses are they of her? 

I guess she's reading this...so Miss Lan please add facials for a tenner, yeah? :yahoo:

Offline Siliconfan

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These images are unbelievably tempting. What a shame, what wouldn't I give for a girl as sweet and pretty as that but with good service!

Offline jok32

4th pic from Stuart is most accurate with still some photoshop


Offline tomcat69

She's now offering CIM for £30 extra on her profile. I hope that includes OWO but it's not specified!
The pics she has on her gallery on aw with the glasses are they of her? 

I guess she's reading this...so Miss Lan please add facials for a tenner, yeah? :yahoo:
Yes all the photos are of her probably with a bit of photo editing but still fairly accurate. Maybe when you see her she will have dyed her hair a different colour.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2019, 08:56:46 pm by tomcat69 »