Red Sexy Loretta - Turnpike Lane

[dpestish]

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1st report here as she cancelled the booking request so i could not leave fb on aw..
Positive rating for me as I got what I wanted, but others may be let down by her profile..

So, text her sunday evening, reply was "booking on day"
Text on monday, instant reply "please call 30 minutes before booking" and a couple more texts explaining fees and extras
Called and arranged 1 hr with anal for £90
Anal is at her discretion "under 6 inch only"
No probs but I'm a little chunky so not confirmed yet

Texts directed me to turnpike lane, 5 min walk to glynne rd
She calls me and directs me to a block of flats w/ intercom

I enter and she's dressed in skinny white jeans and a little white top. Stunning girl if you like petite and toned, as I do

Up the stairs I start to hear voices and see faces. Possibly as many as 5 other ppl in the flat. I saw 2 other girls there

Into her room and I hand over £90 and confirm to at least try anal, the reason I went

She comes back, strips off and proceeds with OW
I ask about OWO, she says no
I ask if i can taste her, "lick"?, yep, she says no "lady problem" also "no lick, no touch" pointing to her pussy

OW is not good, a lot of hand action too so I move her into doggy position and enter her ass, very tight but I managed to go a good 10 minutes pumping her, listening to her groans, grabbing her tiny bony hips. It felt like it was her first time getting bummed by a thick cock which really did it for me, hence the positive rating as she took it like a champ
Popped in her ass, I will never forget those 10 minutes in her ass!

Half hour left and she says "no anal"
I inquire about normal sex she says "extra £70" even though her text said 3 pops in 1 hr. "blowjob(ow) only or you pay extra"

So i asked for a massage. Rubbish. One hand and no enthusiasm
I then massaged her, amazing body, spending lots of time on her ass which had just taken a battering and I could see her gaping

Lastly laid down for a chat and tried to kiss her, "no kiss"

Left 15 minutes early, quite happy

Will I return? No, unless anal was guaranteed for the entire hour or she updates her profile with services she will actually perform

[sunnyj]

Thanks OP for the review and the details. Reading your review it is very clear that you didn't get what you wanted and IMHO this review should be marked as Negative. 

[Samsunguy]

How the fuck is this a positive ...

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

How the fuck is this a positive ...

i was thinking the same thing

[MLawro93]

This definitely sounds like a negative. 

[dpestish]

£90 for an experience like that, yes it's a positive
I got what I wanted
Other services were secondary, unimportant

I only did the review so ppl would know what to expect potentially

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[Sinz]

£90 for an experience like that, yes it's a positive
I got what I wanted
Other services were secondary, unimportant

I only did the review so ppl would know what to expect potentially

However, you also said:

Will I return? No, unless anal was guaranteed for the entire hour or she updates her profile with services she will actually perform

So not sure how it could be a positive experience 

[kingM]

This should be changed to a Negative...

[mrfishyfoo]

This should be changed to a Negative...

Much as I agree with you that it reads like a neg it's OP's review and OP got what he wanted so he walked away a happy chappy.

Clearly OP is easily pleased  and I'll leave it at that.

[James999]

This should be changed to a Negative...

When did you become in charge of ratings, if you read the review he clearly outlined the bad and the reason he gave it a positive 

And reporting the review is pointless, it won't get changed unless the OP wants it changed.

[Bornslippy]

I know I'm no expert but surely crap meets like this (regardless if anal was reluctantly given for 10 whole minutes) should be a big fat negative? No owo, although clearly stated (cim also stated to me by her maid) no touch or licking the pussy?? Big fat negative from me

[kingM]

When did you become in charge of ratings, if you read the review he clearly outlined the bad and the reason he gave it a positive 

And reporting the review is pointless, it won't get changed unless the OP wants it changed.

Trust me, I have seen this girl and she is a negative.

Decent body, has a rough facial complexion and a shitty attitude as per her other 2 negative's.

Giving her a positive is going to mislead other punters.

[mrfishyfoo]

Trust me, I have seen this girl and she is a negative.

Decent body, has a rough facial complexion and a shitty attitude as per her other 2 negative's.

Giving her a positive is going to mislead other punters.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW HER ?? 

You're a moaning twat that couldn't be arsed to do your own review BUT you're happy to slag this review off because you don't like the rating. 

[kingM]

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIEW HER ?? 

You're a moaning twat that couldn't be arsed to do your own review BUT you're happy to slag this review off because you don't like the rating. 

Review is up.

[LLPunting]

90 to bang a girl's arse for 10 mins.   
OP you got your kicks out of wrecking her butt, no wonder she denied you services thereafter.  If you had been smart you could've saved the arse fucking til the end and put in the effort to warm her up properly.  Could've won you a regular with a willing cornhole.  Now you've got to keep looking.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Review is up.

 

Shame is wasn't posted quicker as others could have heeded the warning. 

FWIW reads like a horror story.