Christmas was coming,
My goose needed plucking.
I was horny, with an itch to scratch.
For a massage, or a fucking.
I tried to check the rules on posting two reports on the same establishment and failed. My previous was a Negative on a different girl and almost three months ago so hopefully no transgressions on my part.
£70 for one hour B2B + £40 FS
T'was Christmas Eve babe and I was booked into a hotel for the festivities, not a drunk tank but when the urge came, I had left it too late to text around somewhere in the city centre and only Orange replied. Not my first choice but beggars can't be choosers.
They confirmed that they were open, had girls available and the standard £40 per hour. I confirmed that I was 20 minutes away and inbound. I got there as another punter was coming down the stairs, we passed with no acknowledgement and I stopped off in the toilets on the first floor landing to warm up. I heard the sounds of others as I did so, not sure if it was another punter or WG.
Anyway, I knock on the door and it's answered by the receptionist. She's smiley and pleasant, 30+, a little skinny and angular so I hope that she's not the one that I'm seeing. The lights are dim, she checks I'm the one from the texts, her English is pretty good and she's pretty friendly. But not exactly pretty. I'm led through the corridors to a room and ask about a shower first as it's cold outside and the hand drier in the toilets hasn't thawed me enough for what I hope will follow. She asks if I want half hour or one hour. One hour please and how much? I ask her to repeat the £40 quoted and there's no pretence to sell the basic massage and she asks straight off if I want body to body. I check the price, don't haggle and pay up.
After asking about a shower again, she starts to lead me deeper through the corridors but stops when she hears someone else so leads me back to the room, telling me to wait until another customer has finished but rustles up my drink as I'm waiting.
Shower is ok, a bit fiddly and you have to traipse back and forth in a towel but once I'm back in the room it's not long until the girl arrives, chewing gum, with my hot drink. All told, about ten minutes since walking through the door. Not great but time will (literally) tell when their clock started. She tells me that her name is Nana. I ask where she's from and she holds up ten fingers twice, then seven so I take it that she's 27 and realise that English is a skill she has yet to grasp. She's dressed in a form fitting, slightly rouched, little black dress that stops just below sea level and in the dim light, easily 9/10 based in face, legs, curves and smile.
The dress comes straight off, which is encouraging and unlike most B2B and my last visit in particular, whilst I'm still drying off and then she slips out of unremarkable, but not unappealing, black lace panties and matching bra. My glasses are off so impressions are indistinct but, five foot something not much; hair is dark, straight, Asian and comes down to her neck. Overall probably a size 8 maybe 6 at a push. The lady garden is landscaped, thick and dark. No obvious scars, tattoos or piercings and she tells me to lay down on the paper towel covered mattress on the floor.
The pillow is moved aside and I adopt my standard legs akimbo position and relax, waiting to see what happens. The massage starts off on my back and is pretty good, not hard but better than being tickled or scratched. She unlocks her iPhone for Google Translate voice mode and some pleasantries are exchanged. She's from Suiyuan, which explains the slightly Mongol appearance and at some point, the chewing gum disappears.
Next comes the good stuff as she moves down to the sac and crack with what feels more like lotion, rather than oil and she's not shy about where those slippy fingers go. A little more chat, not much, and she has a natural laugh so I get Google to tell her so. Whether she appreciates this or not, she chuckles and continues to focus on the twins and Biffin with regular reapplication of lotion.
Around 30 minutes after walking in, so not quite 20 minutes into the massage, I get the turnover and she kneels between my legs, stroking Stephen. She mimes licking which I take to be an offer of oral. I shrug non committally which she takes as a yes and asks for £30. I laugh and she drops to £20. I agree and she asks for the cash there and then. When I get up, she laughs and revises back to £30. I shake my head as I'm counting two tens. We both laugh when we realise that the door wasn't closed properly so it's a good job that it's quiet.
Door closed and she Wet Wipes the tackle, then uses Google to offer me FS for another £20, making £40 total. I accept and again, it's cash up front so I drag myself off the floor to fish out my contingency £20.
Negotiations have taken the best part of five minutes and softened my ardour but I'm still relaxed. Nana starts with OWO and it relights my fire. I'm no Ron Jeremy by any means and any lack of gullet inches I've experienced before is more a matter of disinclined participants than capacity but she seems happy to make a mouthful of what I do have. In fact, it's so good I'm almost sprinting to the finish.
After dislodging her attentions, I mime swapping to 69 and she seems eager to turn around, presenting her peachy rear to my own eager appreciation. No sign of lube but despite this, she is wet from the first lick and tastes clean and fresh. As I dine at the Y, she resumes by alternating between sucking cock and balls, whilst roaming her fingers around Saturn's ring.
Five minutes in and there are delightful little squeaks and moans and I can feel a tensing and shake in her nethers. She reaches for more lotion and slathers around my own nethers and continues to rub, probe, stroke, push and poke all around over and under and everywhere in between. Each time I knock at her own back door, she flinches and pulls out of the way.
Another ten minutes or so and she fishes a condom out of the Wet Wipe pack and shoves it over little muffin. This is the least sensual or arousing part of the experience. It's like fixing an attachment onto an electric hand whisk. Efficient and without ceremony.
After so doing, she manoeuvres us until she's laying propped against the pillow on the wall. She probably expects me to go straight into missionary but that's not my favourite starting position. A little more oral attention to the holy trinity and I get first good look whilst her cute little wheezes and moans resume.
Her Mongol heritage and/or life experiences show in that her skin shows sign of lack of moisturising. It's smooth enough but up close, the cracks start to show. Likewise, breasts and belly have seen perter and more taut times. She's definitely attractive but I've seen other Asians her claimed age and older that have taken better care to hide the miles on the clock.
A buzzer goes off around fifty minutes from setting through the door on her phone once which she seems to ignore as we go through missionary, CG and reverse CG that are all done at my preferred more leisurely pace for another five minutes or so before she makes it clear that it's now or never for the finale. Nothing's happening so that's that. She offers a hand job but that seems wrong and I'm not convinced that she wouldn't do me damage trying to get to the finish line in time.
Wet Wipes aplenty and she hums tunefully as she cleans us both of the lotion. No shower is offered but I'd rather get back to my hotel for a proper one to take my time. All done and she grabs her clothes and exits stage left whilst I finish dressing.
When she comes back to clear the room, she's in her pajama top, which is a big baggy, fleecey number and makes her look so cute, I want to take her to bed. Pleasantries exchanged whilst she's still humming away and I make my way back out a happy man, albeit with all my swimmers still on the starting blocks.
Just over an hour from door open to door closed so I can say a much better experience than last time. Makes me think of going back just for naked OWO and RO if that's available but unlikely that Nana is still there. EM
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