? I can barely get up the stairs..... I've consumed a month's worth of food and booze over past week and thus feel wrecked. I feel sluggish, lethargic and constipated. Pamela Anderson could rock up offering £80p/h incalls over the road but I'd give her a swerve. Reckon I won't be match fit for at least 10 days yet. Fair play to anyone feeling horny...... You're a far better man than I!
