Having had plan A cancel on me for issues out of their control I was at a loose end and armed only with a non smart punting phone, I contacted Diva with a requirement for a naturally busty brunette in the Paddington area.
I was given
External Link/Members Only as an option. As I was only a few minutes away from her location I confirmed a 2 hour appointment
The location is a 5-10 minute walk from the back of Paddington station. I drove and parked easily. Residents bays are 0830-2030 7 days a week. There is plenty of single yellows about as well. The actual entrance to Helavisa's apartment isn't on the road of the address given and is actually just round the corner on a different street. Having dialled the flat number I was buzzed into a quiet foyer. Helavisa is on the first floor. I didn't need it but there is a lift. On the first floor i then had to dial her flat again to get through a 2nd security door. Upon doing so, Helavisa met me in the corridor.
Helavisa was wearing a red corset thing and stood in flat shoes. She is 6 feet tall barefoot. With heels she'll be fucking "attack of the 50 foot woman" proportions. According to Diva she is a size 10. Is she fuck. More a size 12-14. What's also not apparent in her heavily photoshopped pictures, including her selfies, is that she appears to have a lazy eye and so I be ame quite self conscious over which eye to look at. She has one tattoo on her forearm. Her tits are apparently 34c. Helavisa told me she is going for a boob job and so will be DD. Personally I would look at laser eye surgery first, but each to their own.
When organising with Diva I had specified DFK and OWO. I wasn't too fussed over any other services like anal, CIM and the like.
When Helavisa took off her clothes she had a belly, so once again the photographer earned their £2k in positioning Helavisa so this wasn't apparent in the photos.
I'm quite passive when it comes to punting so like to see how the punt turns out without having to issue orders. It quickly became apparent that Helavisa was going to just lie there and wait for me to start, so, taking one for the team I went down on her and to her credit she responded well without too much fake moaning and was quite wet. We moved onto missionary and I went to kiss her "no you can't, you lick my pussy". Not wanting to cause a scene I let it go and continued in missionary before doggy. Both times she took a good pounding.
A short breather and Helavisa did a good OWO although it wasn't DT and she had a look on her face as if she was licking an ice cream while staring off into the middle distance thinking about filling her tax returns out. I asked for cowgirl and she clambered on top. This was hopeless. Her long legs locked onto mine and she moved about in a backwards forwards kind of way which did fuck all. Any attempt by me to go up and down was met by Helavisa countering it with this backwards forwards thing. In the end I got her to lie down and did her missionary.
We ended with hand relief. Thanks to Helavisa applying too much lube this had the effect of trying to catch an eel with your bare hands and in any case her technique was rubbish, too much force down almost punching me and too much force up like trying to get the cork out of a bottle of champagne.
Services asked for: OWO and DFK.
Services refused: OWO.
Helavisa is not a looker. You remember when you were at primary school and there was a girl who was bigger than the others? Helavisa is THAT girl. Albeit with too much make up on and a stubbly pussy.
Positives: nice apartment and decent shower and OWO. One she's had her tit job, Helavisa's off to work in Germany as a hooker. Her last day in London is next Sunday
Negatives: refused services, Helavisa and her eye.
As I write this, one of her Diva reviews mentions her statuesque beauty and if you have an "amazon" fantasy, Helavisa unfortunately has neither. Also Diva mention a night out filled with her "fervent conversation" this is complete bollocks. Her English was very poor.
So, don't do what I did and make a schoolboy error in trusting the judgement of an agency. I don't walk away as sometimes the best punts are with girls who aren't lookers. Sadly this wasn't one of those occasions.
