Need a girl for my birthday?!?!?!

[TheBeard94]

I am going to keep this simple, I really want to punt on my birthday but have no idea who to go for. Ofcourse everybody wants a 8+/10 but I feel (judging by alot of discussions) so many red flags are coming up on girls on AW or other agencies.

So lads, please send me your favourite profiles! 

[PLeisure]

I am going to keep this simple, I really want to punt on my birthday but have no idea who to go for. Ofcourse everybody wants a 8+/10 but I feel (judging by alot of discussions) so many red flags are coming up on girls on AW or other agencies.

So lads, please send me your favourite profiles! 

You know what? Fuck Off.
Yes, seriously.

You were given well-intentioned advice when you first joined, two and a half years ago. To which you responded: 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;topic=97397.msg1166543;quote=1166543
But clearly haven't taken anything on board 

You've been leeching intel since then, is it? Because there's a distinct lack of contributions - in the form of reviews 

[Liverpool]

I am going to keep this simple, I really want to punt on my birthday but have no idea who to go for. Ofcourse everybody wants a 8+/10 but I feel (judging by alot of discussions) so many red flags are coming up on girls on AW or other agencies.

So lads, please send me your favourite profiles! 

How about those profiles you selected last time you asked this?

[JackJones]

I was actually going to share - but having reviewed your posts, you clearly punt - been punting since at least 2015. Not a single review. Come on man...

[TheBeard94]

You know what? Fuck Off.
Yes, seriously.

You were given well-intentioned advice when you first joined, two and a half years ago. To which you responded: 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;topic=97397.msg1166543;quote=1166543
But clearly haven't taken anything on board 

You've been leeching intel since then, is it? Because there's a distinct lack of contributions - in the form of reviews 

Mate i genuinely think you are being paranoid. I am in my bloody early 20s and do not have time for these speculations. I took on board the recommendations last time, no idea what you are trying to get at.

[TheBeard94]

I was actually going to share - but having reviewed your posts, you clearly punt - been punting since at least 2015. Not a single review. Come on man...

I am a student so had bigger fish to fry. Is this what you guys do? instead of helping out good honest punters, you accuse them of being fake... lol wow.

[James999]

I am in my bloody early 20s

Are you a Virgin?

[TheBeard94]

I was actually going to share - but having reviewed your posts, you clearly punt - been punting since at least 2015. Not a single review. Come on man...

and I have done a review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111834.msg1735932#msg1735932

Apologies if it is not enough

[TheBeard94]

Are you a Virgin?

Nah mate

[TheBeard94]

I am going to keep this simple, I really want to punt on my birthday but have no idea who to go for. Ofcourse everybody wants a 8+/10 but I feel (judging by alot of discussions) so many red flags are coming up on girls on AW or other agencies.

So lads, please send me your favourite profiles! 

I am left disappointed how a community of like minded guys are more worried about a young lad hardly posting than genuinely offering him some advice.


It is actually laughable and pathetic.

[PLeisure]

Mate i genuinely think you are being paranoid. I am in my bloody early 20s and do not have time for these speculations. I took on board the recommendations last time, no idea what you are trying to get at.

errrr... OK - so are you just not very intelligent, then?
I ask because if you'd taken "on board the recommendations last time", then why have you returned to Square One and posting vacuous threads with minimal detail?
That's what I'm getting at.

I am a student so had bigger fish to fry. Is this what you guys do? instead of helping out good honest punters, you accuse them of being fake... lol wow.

No one's accused you of being fake - where has this drama queen rhetoric come from?
You describe yourself as a "good honest punter" but how should we assess that when you've given nothing to the community. 

Maybe stick to your "bigger fish to fry". Because, on UKP the idea is that we share information. Some people seem to think that it's a one-way process in which they benefit from the wisdom the forum can offer and are happy to leave it at that. Inevitably, they get called out for it. 

[James999]

I am left disappointed

Now you know how your Mum feels 

[PLeisure]

and I have done a review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111834.msg1735932#msg1735932

Apologies if it is not enough

No, retard - that is not a review. Your weak pass-agg closing sentence suggests you're fully aware of that.
To clarify... you tacked your experience off the back of someone else's review.

I am left disappointed how a community of like minded guys are more worried about a young lad hardly posting than genuinely offering him some advice.

It is actually laughable and pathetic.

Actually... what is laughable and pathetic is your predictable millennial response when you can't get what you want.

[Moby Dick]

Happy Birthday
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[hendrix]

How can you not know who to go for if you actually bother to read the reviews here? Grow a pair, pick one, review here and you're set.

[scutty brown]

I am going to keep this simple, I really want to punt on my birthday but have no idea who to go for. Ofcourse everybody wants a 8+/10 but I feel (judging by alot of discussions) so many red flags are coming up on girls on AW or other agencies.

So lads, please send me your favourite profiles!

no chance: I want to remain on good terms with them
Putting someone like you in touch with them would ruin things

[Waterhouse]

Now you know how your Mum feels 

[TheBeard94]

errrr... OK - so are you just not very intelligent, then?
I ask because if you'd taken "on board the recommendations last time", then why have you returned to Square One and posting vacuous threads with minimal detail?
That's what I'm getting at.
No one's accused you of being fake - where has this drama queen rhetoric come from?
You describe yourself as a "good honest punter" but how should we assess that when you've given nothing to the community. 

Maybe stick to your "bigger fish to fry". Because, on UKP the idea is that we share information. Some people seem to think that it's a one-way process in which they benefit from the wisdom the forum can offer and are happy to leave it at that. Inevitably, they get called out for it. 

LMAO wow I did not know we had this level of beta male on this site!!!!

You are rattled over nothing. No wonder you have no life and expect others to spend day and night writing reviews.

I know why you are upset at me - it is because I set my own terms and do not conform to this cult like behaviour of "having to do xyz".


Good luck with life mate, I am pretty sure your sad life will need some uplifiting.

[TheBeard94]

no chance: I want to remain on good terms with them
Putting someone like you in touch with them would ruin things

LMAO alright whatever floats your boat

[TheBeard94]

How can you not know who to go for if you actually bother to read the reviews here? Grow a pair, pick one, review here and you're set.

Simply do not have the time to read through tons of reviews but thanks for being mature enough to offer some advice unlike these betas who are crying

[TheBeard94]

Happy Birthday
External Link/Members Only

Damn you must have some low standards LOL.... whatever floats your boat though lad! 

[holland]

Simply do not have the time to read through tons of reviews but thanks for being mature enough to offer some advice unlike these betas who are crying

The only one crying for help it's yourself.
You are going to get banned soon. Do you know this?

[TheBeard94]

No, retard - that is not a review. Your weak pass-agg closing sentence suggests you're fully aware of that.
To clarify... you tacked your experience off the back of someone else's review.
Actually... what is laughable and pathetic is your predictable millennial response when you can't get what you want.

LMAO wow you really are a diva.... So me leaving a short description of my punt is not good enough for you? Well guess what, go cry about it elsewhere you crying BETA.

And yes I get what I want because I live my life like a KING. In fact I just got back from a great punt... keep dreaming about it, because I won't be posting anymore reviews because you just want to bash yourself off to them

[TheBeard94]

Now you know how your Mum feels 

LMAO 13,997 posts... you really must have 0 friends and family. #BETA

[TheBeard94]

The only one crying for help it's yourself.
You are going to get banned soon. Do you know this?

If i get banned it will show that the Betas on this site are rattled that there are MEN out there who refuse to conform to their cult and wish to use this site independent of any cult like demands.

So either man up or be my guest and prove you are one of them!

[holland]

If i get banned it will show that the Betas on this site are rattled that there are MEN out there who refuse to conform to their cult and wish to use this site independent of any cult like demands.

So either man up or be my guest and prove you are one of them!

You are going to get banned because you are useless. Get over it crying babe

[Waterhouse]

LMAO wow you really are a diva.... So me leaving a short description of my punt is not good enough for you? Well guess what, go cry about it elsewhere you crying BETA.

And yes I get what I want because I live my life like a KING. In fact I just got back from a great punt... keep dreaming about it, because I won't be posting anymore reviews because you just want to bash yourself off to them

'Anymore' ???  You've not yet popped your 'review' cherry and posted anything of use, so how do you figure the use of 'anymore', which by the way should be 'any more'.  But of course you're a student so we wouldn't have expected you to have grasped basic grammar yet given your current stage of development.   

[PLeisure]

What an imbecile 

[scutty brown]

Betas?
Do you think he was given "Brave New World" as a birthday present? Sounds like he thought it was real

[jeezyuk]

Now you know how your Mum feels 

14k+ posts and 0 reviews ? Is that even allowed?

[JackJones]

14k+ posts and 0 reviews ? Is that even allowed?

In a word - Yes.
While most of us add value to the site by writing reviews, it is not compulsory to write reviews, as long as one is adding value in other ways.

Problems arise when some longstanding member who does not write reviews and whose posts are also of no value, then pipes up and asks for information. That's the kind of leeching that sets people off.

[jeezyuk]

In a word - Yes.
While most of us add value to the site by writing reviews, it is not compulsory to write reviews, as long as one is adding value in other ways.

Problems arise when some longstanding member who does not write reviews and whose posts are also of no value, then pipes up and asks for information. That's the kind of leeching that sets people off.

Ok cool. Just asking. You’ve got more reviews than me so I take your word for it