Author Topic: Lisa - Tower Bridge Wellness - London SE  (Read 4187 times)

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New member - first post and first review but have seen lots of useful stuff here so wanted to give back. I spent last week staying at a hotel near Tower Bridge with work and having done some research wanted to visit the Thai Mint Spa on Tower Bridge Road which has been reviewed a few times here. Unfortunately on the day had less free time than originally hoped and having rung they were booked up. Quick call to Tower Bridge Wellness and booked for 30 mins for £30 there instead.

96 Tower Bridge Road
London SE1 4TP
020 7252 0698
External Link/Members Only

Comms
Phone answered promptly and girl with good English sorted booking quickly.

Location
Tower Bridge Road between the bridge and Bricklayers Arms roundabout - kind of far from tube and would probably struggle to park in that area but a quick walk from my hotel on the north side of the bridge. The shop is near the corner of a busy junction and also near a bus stop, as such the road and pavement is quite busy so I had to stand on the corner and then just go for it with my head down and door was open thankfully. Probably a bit more awkward if you are from the area or trying to be discrete. There is a Barclays bank machine and a Sainsburys with ATM just up the road for getting cash out without being charged.

Service
Agreed 30 minute massage for £30 on phone. Greeted on reception by a kind of chubby Romanian girl maybe late 20 / early 30s. She said she'd be doing my massage - Bit disappointed and alarm bells going as I've had previous bad experience with Romanian punts but I was here now and no time for change of plan. Led to a small but tidy room with bed and shower and left to get ready. Said her name was Lisa (I think) and was quiet but friendly enough initially. Massage was good for me - not too much oil but if you like them firm maybe not too good for you.
About 10 minutes in removed my pants and a few minutes more was asked if I wanted more - I had hoped for B2B and asked for this and immediately got a stroppy reply "I said hj only, most I can go is topless". Bit of a let down but I went for topless hr and was quoted £70! I said no way I dont have that on me, I was thinking nearer £30! She was now being a little stroppy but I was not paying that so just said dont worry about it then. A few minutes of awkward massage and she then offered £50, by now she had started really rubbing the inside of my thighs and brushing the end of my johnson - I was quite horny by now and eventually settled on £40 for topless hr. Once paid a little more oil on back and rubbing me between my legs but no C swipes or anything. Then turned over to see what, in the dim light at least, appeared to be quite a nice pair of pert C-cup tits.
She immediately started a quite vigorous HJ obviously trying to rush me to come. She stood so far down the bed I had to strain to just about grope one of her breasts which ended up hurting my back and shoulder, eventually pulled her a little closer but a bit of a struggle and not particularly nice. Very mechanical hj and a bit of a miserable face the whole time. Eventually finished - very half hearted quick cleanup with a paper towel then she left room to let me have a quick shower.


Overall quite disappointing and now wish I had planned ahead better and booked a slot in at Thai Mint down the road - I would recommend you go there instead if in the area. After the encounter I was initially going to give it a negative but after a week has passed I have thought the massage was actually quite good for me and I did like her tits. Just a standard crappy attitude from her and lack of B2B or anything more disappointing.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2018, 08:39:03 pm by hngti »

Callisto

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Thanks for this.  I had a similarly shit time with a different therapist: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2169481#msg2169481.

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Sounds like the one I saw finishing with someone else on my way out. I'm glad at least they all seem to be on a similar level of shit then and I didn't just get the wrong girl

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Sounds like the one I saw finishing with someone else on my way out. I'm glad at least they all seem to be on a similar level of shit then and I didn't just get the wrong girl

Same!  :)

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Went there today. Okay place, nothing special, you are left to get naked in a small room with a shower. A Chinese woman (said she was from HK) in her late forties wanted £40 for HJ. Very poor English. Massage was very average (for £45). I ended up not accepting her kind offers.  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: December 06, 2018, 03:16:33 pm by bellyboy »

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Went there today. Okay place, nothing special, you are left to get naked in a small room with a shower. A Chinese woman (said she was from HK) in her late forties wanted £40 for HJ. Very poor English. Massage was very average (for £45). I ended up not accepting her kind offers.  :rolleyes:

Why the fuck are you posting about a different girl on this review?  Write your own review  :dash:

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easily annoyed. Developmental issues?

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Why the fuck are you posting about a different girl on this review?  Write your own review  :dash:
oh I see what you mean, this was about the one girl rather than the place. Lord, the intricacies of punting forums....

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Either way, it's useful to know how consistently cack this joint is. Some of these women should either go legit or reconsider their profession really.