External Link/Members OnlyThis SP told me she normally works in Hammersmith but our encounter was at a hotel incall somewhere else not far from Central London. I'm not going to be too specific for reasons I outlined in a previous non-review post.
At the time we met she had an Adultwork profile under the name of Caramel Kitten but I can't find one now. I found the above profile link by googling her phone number. I paid £60 for 30 minutes.
I don't normally see black girls, let alone big ones, but my original plan had fallen through and with cash in my pocket and a blue pill already swallowed I stupidly started searching AW for "Available Today" girls close to where I was. Hers had the most feedback (23 positives, from memory). Not a reliable system, I know, but better than the ones with zero or one. And although dark skinned-girls normally don't attract me (save for those that look like the young Naomi Campbell) I've had one or two worthwhile punts with big-titted mamas who know how to be nicely dirty. Well Caramel Kitten was dirty, but not in a good way.
I'll skip the blow-by-blow account and cut right the problem. She was a pleasant enough personality, big and round, enormous tits as illustrated and she provided the services I wanted.
But ... when I went down on her in 69 I was revolted by the smell of stale piss around her pussy. It toook me a moment to separate it from the general muskiness but she seemed to have taken a leak and let it dry down there.
And that's not all ... needless to say I didn't stay down there long and we switched to cowgirl, which was difficult due to her bulk. At one point I popped out of her and this released a fishy odour from inside her pussy into the atmosphere. I find this even more revolting than most guys because I really don't like fish!
Jesus Christ, I thought, I'm not going back in there. I did a quick hand-job on to one of her tits and got out of there. I did think myself a bit chicken for not complaining there and then, but it's never going to go well after you tell a girl her lady garden stinks of piss and stale fish is it?