Author Topic: Innogen - Bond Street - Diva Escorts  (Read 1196 times)

Offline Artful Rodger

I’ve recently resorted to using agencies as my AW HL now only contains ‘coulds’ rather than ‘musts’. I’ve had mixed experiences, with Hosta being the highlight (already rightly very positively reviewed) and Tiramisu the lowlight (already rightly very negatively reviewed), so I thought I’d try and share my experiences with some who haven’t previously been reviewed.

This months allocated WG budget was spent on Innogen

Link
External Link/Members Only
 
Location
Close to bond street station. Though this was to be the initial negative of the experience. It was a lunchtime visit and the doorway to her flat is adjacent to the entrance of a small shop. The problem is that the staff from the shop stand right outside of the door trying to entice people in. When I went to do my original location scoping 30mins before, I walked past the shop, slowed down to check for the flat number and turned around and the staff were looking at me, were giggling and seemingly had cottoned onto the fact I was a punter. I then had to walk past them 30mins later. All rather embarrassing and obvious. If you’re going to meet this one do it after shop closing time.
The flat is shared with another. Not what you’d call high end by any stretch but ok. Shower not great and took about 3mins to get hot (wasting valuable time), towel was clean.

Looks
Exactly like the pictures.
Tall (5ft 7/8), naturally slim (not bone showing skinny but not far off and not gym toned or muscly), nice small / medium sized bolt-ons, an ‘outie’ with large protruding flaps which I love, all over tan and very pretty. I’d say 10/10 on the looks and the physical side.
One slight negative was that she had her hair up in a bun and when I asked her to put her hair down, she did (and looked amazing) but not happily and quickly put back in a bun when it came to starting the action.

Nationality
On one site she claims to be French but on Diva is quoted as ‘eastern European’. She sounded very similar to some Romanian WGs I’ve met but claimed to be from Moldova, difficult to tell.

Services advertised
Differs dependant on the site you’re looking at. Diva stated no OWO or DFK (just FK), whereas others state that she does both. I would usually decline if no OWO or DFK but as she is right up my street in the looks department I thought I’d take the risk.

Services offered
After showering first thing she asked is what I like, I said I like to start with some kissing. She said ‘no kissing babe, it’s one of my rules’. No OWO either as expected.

The meet
I had requested that she wore black lingerie and stockings, so was disappointed when she opened the door and had a nightie on and I could see she wasn’t wearing stockings.

After showering I walked into the bedroom and she raised her voice ‘get your clothes out of the bathroom’. I said ‘ok calm down, sorry I didn’t know you had a flat mate’.

After that I sat on the bed and she took off the nightie to reveal sports bra and big ish sporty knickers (not lingerie). She quickly took these off to reveal her incredibly pert and firm body. She then went straight to get a rubber out of the draw. Luckily the sight of her had got the fella warmed up so she slipped that on with the crazy but popular finger nail technique.

OWC was relatively gentle but there was occasional eye contact. After a couple of mins I asked to 69 but she was positioning herself where my tongue was only just in reach so couldn’t get a good mouthful. A couple more mins of this and I was ready for action but thought I’d check first how many pops I could have. She said 1. I’d read reviews on Diva which said she gives a great massage so should have worked that out. If I want a massage I don’t go to a WG! As such I told her to carry on with OWC for about 5 more minutes whilst I fondled her flaps with my fingers – no insertion allowed of course.

Then onto mish middle of bed, mish edge of bed (which is low so difficult to get good purchase), CG, RCG all for about 3-4mins each, then doggie. Though when I requested doggie she demanded ‘this is your last position’. I said ‘really’ (I wanted to finish in mish) I still had about 25mins left so thought ‘f*ck you’ I’m not having a massage, so told her to take her hair out of the bun and basically slammed it in that positon for about 10mins, holding out as long as I could.

There was some initial moaning and eye contact in all positions which stopped for the last 5mins, she was clearly keen for it to end.

On completion I told her that I wanted to come on her tits and she said doesn’t allow it, so I blew in the bag. Frustratingly as soon as I made it known I was blowing she pulled forward so that I slipped out of her and so had to finish with my hand.

She then did something very weird - a strange rubber inspection, where she was trying to squeeze the man juice out of the rubber  to see if there were any holes, she did this right in front of my face. Hardly romantic!

At the end she said she was really tired as had only had 4hrs sleep and had only woken up 10mins before I arrived. She was not very chatty so I left 5mins early.

Summary
If you’re happy to be in the company of someone who is incredibly good looking with an amazingly slim and pert body and are not worried about the experience then go for your life.

I almost gave her a ‘neutral’ purely based on looks but for £200 I expect more than a good looking girl and don’t feel I got good vfm. There were simply too many negatives (location, not dressing as requested, 1 pop, limited positions). I won’t be going back.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2018, 10:27:49 pm by Artful Rodger »

Offline king tarzan

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sorry to say this..
for £200 you got pure undiluted DOG SHIT...  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
the bare bones reality.... :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
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sorry to say this..
for £200 you got pure undiluted DOG SHIT...  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
the bare bones reality.... :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
Think KT has hit the nail on the head here OP. £200 for a shit punt. At least the rest of us now know to avoid her. Mind you it happens to us all at one stage or another- just ask the questions before you hand the money over.
Best of lluck next time :hi:

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

Location
Close to bond street station. Though this was to be the initial negative of the experience. It was a lunchtime visit and the doorway to her flat is adjacent to the entrance of a small shop. The problem is that the staff from the shop stand right outside of the door trying to entice people in. When I went to do my original location scoping 30mins before, I walked past the shop, slowed down to check for the flat number and turned around and the staff were looking at me, were giggling and seemingly had cottoned onto the fact I was a punter. I then had to walk past them 30mins later. All rather embarrassing and obvious. If you’re going to meet this one do it after shop closing time.
The flat is shared with another. Not what you’d call high end by any stretch but ok. Shower not great and took about 3mins to get hot (wasting valuable time), towel was clean.

lol, I think I know the place you're talking about. Are the staff outside the shop offering some kind of soap/cosmetic sample?

Offline agcnospam

lol, I think I know the place you're talking about. Are the staff outside the shop offering some kind of soap/cosmetic sample?

Ha I remember that place I punted Gorgeous Almma in there and then her flatmate Jessie or sthing similar immediately after (moved room), that was around 2015 so I guess the shop staff have seen a few "comings and goings" since then. Had OWO and CIM from Almma (part of the original Rom superfit cabal) which also shows how long ago it was :)

Offline stuart.

I was considering meeting this girl, but think I'll give it a miss now, thank you for your first review.

Offline Artful Rodger

lol, I think I know the place you're talking about. Are the staff outside the shop offering some kind of soap/cosmetic sample?
I didn’t hang around so not 100% sure but they were definitely handing out something, so probably the place!

Offline Artful Rodger

I was considering meeting this girl, but think I'll give it a miss now, thank you for your first review.
No problem, hope you’re money is better spent elsewhere!


Offline kasamaa


Nationality
On one site she claims to be French but on Diva is quoted as ‘eastern European’. She sounded very similar to some Romanian WGs I’ve met but claimed to be from Moldova, difficult to tell.


Moldovian is practically the same as Romanian. The country is right next to Romania and they speak Romanian and of similar mentality. Some Romanians say they're Modolvian thinking they can avoid the Romanian tag.

Offline marcello

Fuck 200 quid, 1 pop..not even COB allowed ..
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