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External Link/Members OnlyThis took place when she was based in Wood Green, just didnt have time to review.
Duration 30 mins
Rate £60
Location Flat on the back of Wood Green High Street.
Comms Should have been the warning signs for an experience punter like myself but the prospect of that booty made me persist.
The girl Attractive, very good body and the ass was as expected. Big full and round, but personally i found her cold and disengaged.
The action Really I should say lack of. Once I had finally arranged a meet, she directed me to McDonalds on the high street which i found weird but any way called her from there no answer. I sent her a text and still no response, some time has passed but as I think forget this i am off she calls. Directs me a bit further down and across the road. Further adding to my fustration but i persist.
After navigating dodgy the alley way i find her apartment, its decent enough. She tells me to go to the room and wait.. yes more waiting! I can hear her having a conversation in Spansih. I assumed she went to get changed because she was in a Sports Bra and Shorts. She looked like she just rolled out of bed but came back in the same outfit with a bottle of Bud, which of course was not for me either.
Again, I should have walked. We all have done this, we ignore the signs and hope for the best. But she proceeds to do the weirdest thing to me i have ever experience. I want to call it a BJ but fuck knows what it was. She basically put me in her mouth and hummed, like WTF is going on. She asked me if i liked it? I replied I am not sure what you are doing.... She then managed enough head movement just get me hard, bearing in mind this is OW so humming on my limp dick through a condom just did not cut it.
I managed enough of a boner to fuck her missionary, but she positioned herself so awkwardly i could barely feel anything. So i thought forget this, its time to pound that ass. Got her into to doggy different position same result. Then she was surprised why I couldnt cum. Then she spilt her bottle of bud alll over the bed and i thought forget this i am out. This is a complete disaster.
Headed for the door and never looked back. i have many bad punts but this is one of the worst. Honestly if you have her on the hotlist dont waste your time or money. You could get a sex doll that would give you a better punt.
