External Link/Members OnlyI'm not usually one for negative reviews but this one took the cake.
I was looking for a mature type, thinking I'd found a MILF.
I could not have been more wrong. Think less your sexy neighbour and think more that ugly woman smoking outside of the shops.
Tits were a disappointment. Barely a handful and only there because she's fat and old.
What really means that I feel need to write a review though is that, because she is so fat, I couldn't even go missionary. She can only be done doggy unless you have some monstrous 10'' number.
After a while of doggy, in which I did all the work(!), she finishes me off with OW and the roughest HJ I've even had. Thought she was going to rip the wee man off.
100 for the hour, 60 for the half. Thank god I went for the latter.
0/10 - A definite no-no.
