So today I visited siam sauna. Rang ahead and asked for larda taking a gamble as there was no photo on the website.
Location, Horton heath. Most people know where it is, little industrial unit behind the petrol station.
On arrival for the first time ever I was asked to wait in reception, while sat there another gentleman turns up and is let straight through with mamasan informing me he was for the other girl. Should out if you're reading this dude. After a few minutes I'm asked to wait in room 3, about a minute later I hear room 2 open and a gentleman is escorted out, mamasan comes back and asks me to move to room 2 saying larda will be with me shortly. Less than a minute later in walks larda.....
Larda: well when she walked in my jaw dropped, beautiful Thai lady in a sexy low cut black dress and black high heels, through the dress I could see she had fake boobs which I was excited about as I'd never experienced fakies before. She asked me to get naked and she took her heels and dress off. Revealing a sexy blue and white g stting. Her body was fantastic especially her ass but her boob job looked weird, even naked she looked like she was wearing a push up bra.
The punt: once naked larda came over for a cuddle and a kiss and asked me to take her home as she was tired, now this I found weird but I assumed she was trying for the cute factor. Cuddle, kiss, grape ass, grope tits and onto the bed for the massage. She reffered to the massage oil as cooking oil which kinda put me off so i said no thanks. Larda isn't very good at massages but is very good at teasing especially when she was running her hair all over my ass while trailing her lips all over it. Once I was fully aroused she leant up rubbing her boobs the whole was up and tickled my armpit, yes you read that right she tickled my armpit. Weirdo. At that I rolled over to indicate she should play with my cock now. For a few minutes she did her hair and lips trick all over my cock and balls which I enjoyed, she then asked if I wanted the condom on. She leant over me to get one which I took as a good opportunity to grab her ass and rub her asshole and pussy, most girls in there don't like you touching their pussy but she was happy to let me rub both, I was tempted to finger her ass but decided against it.
On with the rubber and I was expecting a blowjob but she just said you on top and led down on her back. She grew her legs up over my shoulders and took a few attempts to guide my cock in, she wasn't overly tight but tight enough. I gave her a good hard pounding at a few points I wasn't sure if she was taking it or if I was hurting her but she didn't say anything so I carried on. Sat back and she cleaned me up, still had some time left so asked her to massage again, she said no then cuddled me again and asked me to take her home. At this point I realised she wasn't playing cute she was tired and didn't want to be there anymore. I insisted she carried on the massage and she got some toilet roll, wrapped in around my cock whilst saying repeatedly put on your nappy. I led down and got the battering of a lifetime with her elbows.
When time was up we get up and she grabs a handful of flab and calls me fat boy. I thought that was very rude especially as although I'm not skinny I do wear a 32" waist and need a belt. On with the boxers and she does it again. To stop her I then put my shirt on and got dressed as quickly as I could. Quick goodbye hug and kiss and I was out the door.
Over all she is the hottest girl there but a weirdo.
I would like to see her again when she isn't so tired but only because she had such a nice ass and didn't mind her ring played with. If I book her again I'll be taking extra cash and offering her it for anal. No massage, no talk just pound that perfect ass.
Www.siamsauna.co.uk
02380 696 664
