Author Topic: Bamboo Spa in Hendon  (Read 3408 times)

Offline Germany

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Church Rd, London NW4 4DP, HENDON

Dear All,

Hope you are well.

Intro:

Visited this massage spa without checking it online. Desired a massage with some happy ending.

 

Comms:

Have showed up in front of the door, no whatsoever communications.
 

Price & Service:

£50 – 1 hour massage (baby oil, no technique)

 

Location:

Just fine, parking free nearby on the street from 6:30 pm

 

The Shop

Looks really great from inside, nice pinkish/purple colours and seen 3 very attractive Romanian (just MY guess) girls, including Receptionist. Have a banter with the Receptionist, asked for deep tissue massage and already seen my masseur sitting on the sofa behind me and not smiling much. Seen leaving  2 customers after my arrival, they looked rough  (kind of Scarface’s, almost like pimps) so have the impression am on the right place to have a sex perhaps...

 

The Room and the Action, Girl:

Really nice room, perfect. A bit chilly. On midway to removing my clothes, tjhe receptionist knocked on the door and went in to turn of the washing machine inside the room, which I haven’t even noticed, neither hear it washing. It was covered by towel it makes me laugh a bit, and frankly liked the idea of having a washing machine with towel on it. I did take my time whilst removing my clothes and when naked, I sat on the massage table, and in the sudden moment the masseur lady accessed, reflectively covered her eyes when she faced to face towards my penis. WTF?
That was the situation when I lied on the table and placed the towel to cover my butt. Ooh gosh, where am I again???
Then it starts. First thing first. She was hot, perfect for CIM, OR finish on FACE, nicely done eyebrows in slutty professional way. (I have seen her properly when I turned over).
Secondly, 1-hour booking is too way too much. She has done my back, arms, legs, again back...,

The massage was poor. You guys, and even I know what is to have a professional massage from Chinese women. This was just rubbing with baby oil, however to her defence, occasionally she has done something more relevant to professionalism, using her elbows or touching the way you do not know how she has done that. But that’s pretty much all. Very poor, generally speaking. She asked me with sexy accent if it is hard enough, I replied, it is fine, keep my politnes to the top level.

When turned over, was looking on the sealing and kept playing the game that I’m enjoying my time with her and the massage, slightly created a smile in my face, and occasionally looked at her. It was again boring, she skipped my left hand, massaged my legs, come back to chest, just ridiculous.
By my acting was trying to get her positive feedback loop so she may ask me if I want HJ, but nothing happened until the finish, where we have small chat and I have told her that massage was to sensual, I like it harder, but actually it was fine. Shame. Waste of money, and wank at home.
Outro:
Something is telling me that when you return you may have some special services, it almost feels that the girl is kind of creating GF experience, when you, let’s say return 5 times, she may proceed with something additional as she will see a profit out of it. Well this is not working for me.

Kind regards
Germany

 

« Last Edit: December 04, 2018, 02:24:15 pm by Germany »

Offline Big Bad R

Sorry you had a bad one Germany, always ask the question, she can only say no !!!

Offline jok32

For a review, you need the name of the girl or be descriptive enough of her for people to recognise her if they run across her, otherwise would recommend posting in the London massage shop thread.
Thanks for your contribution

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For a review, you need the name of the girl or be descriptive enough of her for people to recognise her if they run across her, otherwise would recommend posting in the London massage shop thread.
Thanks for your contribution

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Germany, pls provide details or confirm if you're unable to identify her.

Offline Germany

To be fair I don't know her name, description of her is irrellevant as this review was meant to send the signals "stay away from this place, you won't get good massage, neither HJ". In other words, the review is for Bamboo spa it self.

 :hi:

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To be fair I don't know her name, description of her is irrellevant as this review was meant to send the signals "stay away from this place, you won't get good massage, neither HJ". In other words, the review is for Bamboo spa it self.

 :hi:

Thanks for confirming.   :drinks:
Most reports about this place haven't been encouraging.