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Offline Para124

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I'd seen Emma a couple of times for an incall previously, but decided to "treat" myself with an outcall for a change.

Comms etc. all straight forward as we knew one another, unfortunately that was pretty much all that was straight forward!

Arrived and as per previous visits I asked if she wanted a glass of water or juice etc. Was asked if I had white wine, and so provided a glass.

Emma went off to get herself sorted and changed, and joined me on the bed where we chatted for a while.

Got down to business, but despite being only half way (if that) through her glass of wine it was quickly taking its toll, and I found myself entertaining a dead weight lying flat on her back on my own bed!

Deed done...and it was more a chore, we settled back down for a chat.

Blood-shot eyes staring back at me, and conversation becoming more racist and anti-sociable I have to admit I was becoming pretty uncomfortable and just wanted rid of her. To top is off she somehow breaks her wine glass, spilling her half-full glass of wine all over the bed.

Called time at that point, only to be asked to call her a taxi. I go off to sort one out, come back and she's struggling to get back into her knickers.

Eventually get her to the door, barely standing. I then get a teenage-level huff and puff from her as she leaves, not even a goodbye. The next time I hear from her is a text the next day asking if she left her sunglasses behind.

I forget who paid who for this experience but suffice to say poor Emma has been added to the short blacklist here. Benefit of the doubt would say I caught her on a bad day where she was very (VERY!) susceptible to barely half a glass of alcohol, but given how much was paid for this meet I'd expect some level of self control on her part.

Offline FBman78

What do you mean the conversation got very racist? What was the racism against?

Offline DickDiver


Got down to business, but despite being only half way (if that) through her glass of wine it was quickly taking its toll, and I found myself entertaining a dead weight lying flat on her back on my own bed!

Deed done...and it was more a chore, we settled back down for a chat.


Am I reading this right Para? You shagged an unconscious hooker?

Offline Davey Dykes

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I forget who paid who for this experience


Eh? Please explain further.

Offline DickDiver

The more I think about it something reeks about this review. Not least that the hooker has best part of 30 glowing reports and on a brief read through none mention she's a steamer and the OP has, let's say, a unique approach to reviewing.

I'm filing this one under hmmm.

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Looking at the time he posted it, I think Para might have spilled a few glasses of wine down his own neck before he wrote this...as it's a bit jumbled and not the clearest review he's ever written.

It's been well documented on here that Emma is good friends with Sexi Sami...and both are well renowned as serious bevvy merchants and all round 'party girls'. Therefore, you always run the risk that they might be the worse for wear...and neither would strike me as a good choice for an outcall...especially if it was to your own home :scare:

Having said all that I do appreciate the review Para :hi:

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hing reeks about this review. Not least that the hooker has best part of 30 glowing reports and on a brief read through none mention she's a steamer and the OP has, let's say, a unique approach to reviewing.

Her Neutral also mentions her being pretty drunk in a 3 way with Sexy Sami. I've seen her a few times, she's never been pissed, but on a couple of occasions, she's had a few.

Am I reading this right Para? You shagged an unconscious hooker?

That does sound a bit worrying and hope the OP has just described things poorly.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 11:07:55 am by Boinky »

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« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 11:07:39 am by Boinky »

Offline zag69

I'm sure Para gave Emma a negative review recently and it was also for an outcall. Vendetta perhaps?

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I'm sure Para gave Emma a negative review recently and it was also for an outcall. Vendetta perhaps?

What are you talking about?   :unknown:

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I'm sure Para gave Emma a negative review recently and it was also for an outcall. Vendetta perhaps?

She only has 1 Negative on here, this one. She has no Negs on AW and her Neutral on here is by another poster.

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Also nowhere in his review does it say she was unconscious. What I understood is that he had to do all the work. If she goes to outcalls pissed, that's her issue. I'd have told her to fuck off, immediately. Therein lies the problem with outcalls.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 12:16:08 pm by Matrix »

Offline DaVINCI

Not doubting the OP but if he had seen the SP previously why no review.  :unknown:
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 12:15:59 pm by DaVINCI »

Offline zag69

She only has 1 Negative on here, this one. She has no Negs on AW and her Neutral on here is by another poster.

There was a negative review for Emma recently and it was for a outcall and I think Para posted it. I can't find it but I'm sure it was there.

Offline S.X. MacHine

Well, since we are all really just speculating here, I'll give my tuppence worth. Para has contributed 21 Reviews over the years; his writes well and makes his points. I doubt whether his account is untrue.
If Emma had been drinking prior to the meeting, it's possible a further half glass (and we don't know how big a glass it was) might 'break the camel's back', leading to a drunken state.
In any event, given her hitherto unblemished record as a good SP, I'd be prepared to take my chances with her as the event seems to have been a one-off.

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There was a negative review for Emma recently and it was for a outcall and I think Para posted it. I can't find it but I'm sure it was there.

He posted this in another thread when someone mentioned her.

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Emma is alright, seen her a few times but blacklisted her after a terrible outcall. Didn't bother writing a review but her attitude stank and put me right off...and yes she's started putting on the weight over last 6 months, not monstrously so though.

So I think that's where you're getting confused. He just hadn't got round to doing the review yet for the same meet.
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He posted this in another thread when someone mentioned her.

So I think that's where you're getting confused.

Good find. Here's the unbroken link.

Emma is alright, seen her a few times but blacklisted her after a terrible outcall. Didn't bother writing a review but her attitude stank and put me right off...and yes she's started putting on the weight over last 6 months, not monstrously so though.

He's obviously delayed the review for discretions sake.       

I'll add that she's always come across as a bit too mass market for me. Like most EE's.                           
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 12:50:29 pm by Matrix »

Offline Para124

Yes ok so not my most constructive review, I was staying up for the boxing last night  :wackogirl:

...16 replies within 10 hours though, thats an impressive reaction compared to my previous posts  :lol:

To cover off a few points:
* Delayed review for discretion
* I definitely stand by my negative. I hadn't reviewed earlier meets as in reality it was 2 prior meets and both were okay but not worth calling out
* She was not unconscious and I'm not going to take the bait in saying any more on that one!
* My comment on who paid who was a early morning attempt at sarcasm - I seemed to be servicing her than the other way around
* Was also not aware she was pals with sami, otherwise probably would have stayed clear to be honest.

But yes this is a lone negative amongst a wave of positive reviews, but given pretty much all of them cover incalls I thought this worth noting.

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Yes ok so not my most constructive review, I was staying up for the boxing last night  :wackogirl:

to cover off a few points:
* Delayed review for discretion
* She was not unconscious and I'm not going to take the bait in saying any more on that one!
* My comment on who paid who was a early morning attempt at sarcasm - I seemed to be servicing her than the other way around

But yes this is a lone negative amongst a wave of positive reviews, but given pretty much all of them cover incalls I thought this worth noting.
That's pretty much how I read it. It seemed perfectly clear.

Perhaps it's time for one or two folks to retract what they were insinuating.


Offline Takeitasitcomes

From reading here over the years, it's pretty evident that Emma is a steamer. And it's the beers and wines that pack on her weight.

Offline Para124

That's pretty much how I read it. It seemed perfectly clear.

Perhaps it's time for one or two folks to retract what they were insinuating.

Ach I'm not precious over it, I think most who look at my archive of reviews will realise I wasn't as articulate as my usual self  :sarcastic:

Those who take offence to having a negative against her perfect record on here will just need to learn to ignore it (or me!)  :cry:

Offline elihd

I totally appreciate OP's feedback on this girl. I've seen around 4 times now and the last one was a bit mix as well. She does offer the services i wanted i.e. fk, owo and cim however she seem distance. She is a good looking girl but her quality of service has gone downhill and not vfm. 

Offline DickDiver

Ach I'm not precious over it, I think most who look at my archive of reviews will realise I wasn't as articulate as my usual self  :sarcastic:

Those who take offence to having a negative against her perfect record on here will just need to learn to ignore it (or me!)  :cry:

Fair play, Para. Hope the heids alright!

Thats a punt that has disaster written all over it. Probably should've sent her packing.

Offline JJ72

Any chance Para that you could expand on the conversation becoming more racist?

Offline jamesdean1964

Any chance Para that you could expand on the conversation becoming more racist?

If she's pals with Sami, it would probably be a anti Muslim tirade.

Offline Para124

If she's pals with Sami, it would probably be a anti Muslim tirade.

Yup pretty much that.

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Ach I'm not precious over it, I think most who look at my archive of reviews will realise I wasn't as articulate as my usual self  :sarcastic:

Those who take offence to having a negative against her perfect record on here will just need to learn to ignore it (or me!)  :cry:

What a mature, reasonable and intelligent response...well said sir :hi: