Author Topic: Claudia and Joanne  (Read 3213 times)


16 review(s) for CLAUDIA___ (9 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by ]
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Anonymous

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Hi all,

First time post here so thought I'd start with something useful and write a review of the time I spent with 2 girls today in Bristol. I caw Claudia and Joanna:

Claudia: External Link/Members Only
Joanna: External Link/Members Only

It was £150 for the hour for both girls, and I'm giving this review a positive only because of Claudia and how well she performed.

Starting off, once I'd gotten through the menagerie of corridors and doors, and actually found the flat, 2 pretty girls greeted me, both wearing knee length dresses, a bra and panties. Formalities were dealt with swiftly, and I was offered a shower and a drink, which I accepted.

Once I was out the girls greeted me again and took their clothes off without me asking, after which we climbed on the bed and started our fun.

It started out well, we french kissed, touched, caressed  and tongued a lot. I was frenching Claudia for around 10 minutes while Joanna went down on me with excellent oral skills. Claudia then slipped a rubber on me so I could start working on Joanna. Unfortunately, Joanna, being a petite girl, wasn't comfortable with the way I moved and after a few minutes she certainly let me know it with uncalled for frustration. However, since she is a small girl and I have a larger than average manhood, I accepted that I was a little hard and apologised to her. To be honest she killed it for me right there with her (in my opinion) unnecessary words, and it wasn't until after I pulled out of her (3-4 minutes) that she made any sign of discomfort, unless I'm just stupid. I won't repeat what was said here.

It was also at this point that Claudia anxiously looked at me, then at her and spoke a few words of Polish; I don't know what was said but I imagine it was something along the lines of "calm down".

I lost all interest in penetrating Joanna after this. I asked her if she would like to take a break, but she declined and carried on giving me oral while I snogged Claudia's gorgeous lips. 5-10 minutes later I asked Joanna to take a break because I was now feeling guilty and she clearly wasn't enjoying our time, and it was ruining the fun for me, so she left for around 25 minutes (most of the rest of our time). I'm kinda new to the punting game so asking her to leave was probably not a good move but I couldn't get excited with her in the room so I felt I had no choice.

Once I was alone with Claudia I quickly regained my excitement, passionately kissed her with tongues flailing for as long as I could (shit... I just love the kisses more than anything). At the 45 minute point Claudia grabbed her phone and called Joanna and asked her to come back in. After she did, her breath stank of cigarette smoke when she kissed me, so I was again turned off. I asked if I could stay another hour with Claudia alone, which was fine (and all I had cash on me for) so Joanna left once again at around 55 minutes in.

The next hour was beautiful. Claudia is a gorgeous girl in real life, is passionate and caring and doesn't complain about anything. She's accommodating, sensual and warm to be with. I'm not much of a talker so I didn't make any chit chat, I literally DFK'd her for as long as I could. She let me give her oral which she seemed to genuinely enjoy, and she stopped me after about 15 minutes with a big grin on her face, and asked me if I'd like a massage. I declined as I'm not a fan, but asked if I could give her one and she joyfully accepted. So, 20 minutes or so later and I've worked her up in to a lovely state. She loved the oily massage and the attention and it was at this point it became apparent that she was really getting in to our session. Once my hands were aching enough that I had to stop, I slid my body down on top of hers, she lifted her head up, turned her neck and starting coming at me with french kisses, which I obviously took advantage of.

Lastly, something amazing happened while I was with Claudia. I'm one of those guys that seems to get off better the "do it yourself" way, so I worked Claudia on top of me, continued DFKing her and just did myself. I worked up to the point where I was about to explode, and once I popped, maybe 10 seconds went by to her surprise and even more, to my surprise, I popped again! I couldn't believe it! It may not seem like much, but this has never happened to me in my life (I'm 25), not even back in the prepubescent days of dry orgasms.

In total I managed to finish 3 times in 2 hours. For the record I never asked for CIM/swallow, though I wish I had as I have read other reviews saying that she does this.

So, this review is being given a positive for CLAUDIA since 90% of my time was spent with her. There's a few things I'd like to point out:

• Claudia said in texts that they are bisexual and would kiss, give a 2 girl suck, etc. but this was not the case. Joanna refused sexual contact with Claudia, so perhaps Claudia could have been bi with another girl, but certainly not Joanna. You will not get a genuine bi experience with these girls as they clearly weren't in to one another.
• Joanna may have been having a bad day, perhaps from a previous punter.
• Joanna's role was obviously acted and was very unnatural. She would french kiss for 1-2 seconds, pull away sharply and start kissing my chest and shoulders, and would repeat every time I tried to snog her. Then again, maybe she just didn't find me attractive.
• Claudia is an angel, is submissive and is gentle as a feather. I felt like I was making love to a new girlfriend.
• Claudia and I both forgot about the time since we were DFKing so much, until Joanna texted her 5 minutes after our session should have ended to remind her.
• Joanna came across as cocky and rude and uninterested in the session.

I'm not trying to denigrate Joanna, but I do not rate her at all. Had I been alone with her I would have felt like I had completely wasted my time. Claudia made up for this no end, though. I was reluctant to go ahead with the threesome when I asked Claudia who the 2nd girl would be, but I thought I might as well go for it and have my first 2 girl experience. Word to the wise: find 2 genuinely bisexual girls before you go for a threesome. I had fantasies of doing Claudia while the 2nd girl ate her pussy, double blowjobs, three-was kissing, etc. it won't happen here.

All in all, great session with the beautiful Claudia. No, fuck it... it was wonderful! If she really is going to be out of the UK (according to her profile), I will definitely be returning to Claudia if she returns.

Hope this review helps some of you out there. I also want to point again that I have been blessed/cursed with a cock that hurts the smaller girls, so it may just be me, though I've had girls as small as her with no problem taking it as hard as I could give it. Everyone's different.

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Wow! That's some review  :drinks:

The moral of the review then - Claudia is up for it and a good SP, whereas Joanna is a waste of time  :D

Welcome to the forum btw  :hi:

SirPhilipXX

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At only £90 ph Claudia looks a bargain - looks stunning and performs well. But surely 2 hours should be £180 or less??  :wackogirl:
Anyway, one to see when she gets back next week.

SirFrank

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Tell me anon - does she really give deep deep throat? I'm intrigued. The other gal sounds like a waste of fucking space

Anonymous

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In all honesty I'd say Joanna had better oral skills than Claudia. Claudia didn't give me too much oral as I was taking advantage of her DFK. She took it over halfway, so I reckon she must have had it at the back of her throat cause her mouth is small, but it certainly ain't deep deep.

Also I should point out that if you're in to the fake look, Joanna may suit you. Very dark fake tan, bright lippy, acted/mechanical performance, need I go on? Claudia is natural with hardly any slap except eye shadow, no fake tan, no scripted BS, lovely natural tits.

Book her when she returns, as I will be!

Also Philip, it was my decision to ask Joanna to leave so I paid the price stated.
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