Xmas list and New Years resolutions

[Cantbeasked0000]

My return to punting has been somewhat entertaining. I pretty much decided that I would work my way through a fantasies list. Why the fuck I haven't thought about this before I don't know. Normally I'm like who's available, she looks alright, oh wait she thinks her pussy is actually the fountain of youth at £200ph. Jog on. Hmm Brazilian. Probably tgtbt but £60? Let's go.

What proceeded was a catalogue of shit and mediocre punts. So now it's about finding girls to tick the boxes.

I forewarn you all some of these might sound weird, but I'm a weird kind of guy.

1. 2 chicks at the same time. Specifically, a black chick in white underwear and white blonde in black.
2. A gangbang party
3. TV. I don't think it's my thing. Attempt 1 was fucking hysterical,  I'll review it for your enjoyment. Some interesting lessons learnt. Would need to be as close to looking like a hot girl as possible.
4. A swanky London punt (done, great)
5. Car meet (done, surpringly great)
6. Pretend to be a pilot
7. Live JOI
8. Milking machine
9. Lilith...
10. Dinner date with side gf and a wg .. no underwear
11. Muscle girl
12. No more agency girls
13. No more bazillians
13. No more romas (unless rated Indis)
14. Hotel window
15. Best till last. I'm going to be the puntee.

Now as I'm sure you can appreciate some of these will take some effort. Sacrifices will have to be made, money spent and lots and lots of rejection.

[NotATrumpFan]

Interesting list, but I have questions...

8. Milking machine

Milking her or you?

9. Lilith...

Gonna need more on this one

10. Dinner date with side gf and a wg .. no underwear

Take your gf on a punt with a wg?  or a wg pretending to be your gf?  The latter should be fairly simple.  Some wgs dont even charge for "date" time, only the fun time later.

15. Best till last. I'm going to be the puntee.

Unless you are trim and toned, good luck.

[wonky]

6. Pretend to be a pilot

Haha brilliant.. Do you need a girl for that.. Stewedess

[wonky]

Mine is to film more punts... Had no luck with reverse bookings this week.. Just wanted a pov bj 

[sharpshoes78]

I hear flight simulators can be fun

[iverthickone]

6. Pretend to be a pilot

I'm Mandy, fly me!
Showing my age there me thinks!

Not quite sure what that would involve tbh...am I being dull?

[Cantbeasked0000]

Pilot - dress as a pilot 'catch if you can' style
Lileth - luscious lileth
Date - I've got someone who wants to go as a couple. It isn't my wife
No. 15 - its near impossible. Plan in motion. I'll keep you posted of Immenant failure.

[OMellors]

Date - I've got someone who wants to go as a couple. It isn't my wife

Are you saying your wife’s free?

She must have a lot af time on her hands while you’re shagging all & sundry. 

OM