Right this review is part of my xmas/New Years todo list in the discussions forum. As promised.
The idea of a TV is something I have toyed with. I really don't think it's for me but we only live once. I watched a few tv videos and it didn't do anything for me. But the burning question is this. If someone has a cock then surely they know what must feel good and they must give good head. The problem is they got a dick and I don't fancy dudes. So the condition must be they look like a hot as hell bird.
Now this if you look around it aint that hard. I thought I'd give it a go and share what I learnt.
The search - TVS are expensive. It's niche. And good ones are as much as any top WG. I found a Thai touring, decent pics. Messaged and found out she's staying Ina place on cathedral Rd which is a indi hotspot and at £80/30mims. Worth dipping a toe in. I was nervous.
The girl - opened door and pretty surprised. Nice looking but look it's still a fucking guy you can tell. I thought about walking but my curiosity had me by the balls. She's Thai / spoke
English, maybe a 5/10 who the fuck knows. Uhh ?! Clean? Well mannered? She could have been a rocket scientist, I wasn't paying attention. I had bigger (or smaller as it would seem) on my mind.
The meet- she asked if I'd been with a tv. Nope. She said ok baby take of your clothes. Fuck it I'm in. She asks me to go wash my hands and cock - weird. I come back, she - no HE is naked. At this point I'm standing in a room with another guy in makeup with his min 3" cock in his hand and I'm there with my dick in hand.
He said you want to watch me wank off? At this point I just started laughing my head off. It was like an episode of eurotrash. I said fuck this I'm out. Horror on her face. No baby I'll be good. Nah I'm out. No money has been handed over. I get my stuff but she says "what make you stay"
I paused. I'll give you £50 and you put your cock away and give me a bj. I was laughing so much i said you got to say "sucky sucky 10 dollar too". To my surprise she agrees. Now this puts me in another dilemma... but i thought fuck it.
Service - tbf to tinky winky she had a good go I was impressed. Some imaginative play. I ended up nutting in her mouth which was swolled in one and then carried on sucking. She then said "my turn?"
Nope. I dressed, cried laughing to the door. I walked down cathedral road wth tears in my eyes.
To this day the weirdest and funniest punt ever.
Vfm - unknown/10
Weird factor 11/10
Service - 7/10 (bj)
Lessons learnt - spend more. Turns out a little dick in such instances is worse.
I'll be trying again at some point. I'll keep you posted.
ttps://www.adultwork.com/TS%5FKerry This was a few weeks ago, could have been someone else. It's a little Thai dude dressed as a girl I can't imagine their much different.
