Author Topic: Big natural boobs. Aka larna. Bounds Green  (Read 1840 times)


5 review(s) for BIG_NATURAL_BOOBS (2 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Pondy

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Been on my hot list for ages and I quite like a lot of info on a girls page so I'd thought I'd give it a go.
Rang in the morning and asked to see her at 8.30 that night, sent postcode,  all good so far.
She asked me to ring her when I was in her street, which I did, however rather than giving me the door number asked me to walk towards the main street and look for a certain coloured shop which I did, she then told me the flat number, she was wanting for me and let me in no problem.

Took me into her flat into the bedroom,  quite an old flat, think it's a converted house,  room full of stuff, clothes, shoes etc, all working girl stuff, tv playing music.
Asked me if a wanted a drink, insisted I must have a beer, almost demanded.
Handed over the money, told me to sit in the chair as she was going to give me a lap dance,  even though it's not my thing, this consisted of her twerking in front of me, was then told to strip and lie face down on bed, she then proceeded to lube up her tits and rub them over my arse and back.
Turned over and she done the same to my front,  baby wiped my cock after a while, examined my cock,im guessing for lumps or rashes,then gave me quite a good blowjob, she then suggested sex, phone rings, which she answers,  its a guy due 20 minutes after my times up.on with a condom lubed up her fanny then jumped on top, asked her to kiss which she did, although not to deep or passionate.
After a couple of minutes of this blew into the bag, she jumped off, got a tissue,  pulled to condom off, and I could see her looking at my semen in the condom, very odd.
It felt she follows the same formula for everyone.
Asked if I enjoyed myself and insisted I write positive feedback on adult work and she would do the same.
As I'm leaving she insisted on taking some treats for the journey home, there are sweets, crisps, all laid out in bowls.
No offer of a shower, didn't have time, so needed to shower when got home,  I sat in my car for ten minutes and sure enough I saw the next guy turn up and enter her flat, so I know she didn't have time to shower,  to be fair she didn't smell at all.
Conclusion.....all a bit odd really, it's border line neutral/negative, she's  not bad looking, does have a bit of a belly though, she was quite keen on telling me how expensive all her outfits where and how expensive it is getting her hair down, kept of jabbering about all sorts,  kinda off putting, I'm sure mentioning brexit she would of loved, also a bit delusional,  said how.much effort it was having a gym fit body......not it ain't love!!!!

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Thanks for review   :drinks:

You posted the mobile link, this is the universal one: External Link/Members Only

She sounds like a total fruit loop  :wackogirl:

Why did you wait in the car?  And within sight of the property?
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 01:34:19 pm by LLPunting »

Offline Pondy

Thanks ll,
Cannot get the hang of posting links.
She's a bit odd for sure, the talking about crap while lap dancing isn't sexy for sure, she doesn't seem to get that, as for the food on offer, the last thing on my mind leaving a wg is Doritos!
She does try, it just misses  the mark slightly.

My car was parked in the street opposite in the shadows, tbh I had time to kill, and curiosity got the better of me if I'm honest
« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 02:10:12 pm by Pondy »

Offline Bassman

Thanks ll,
Cannot get the hang of posting links.
She's a bit odd for sure, the talking about crap while lap dancing isn't sexy for sure, she doesn't seem to get that, as for the food on offer, the last thing on my mind leaving a wg is Doritos!
She does try, it just misses  the mark slightly.

My car was parked in the street opposite in the shadows, tbh I had time to kill, and curiosity got the better of me if I'm honest

Odd.

And 10 mins isn’t enough time to shower?

Offline punk

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Been on my hot list for ages and I quite like a lot of info on a girls page so I'd thought I'd give it a go.
Rang in the morning and asked to see her at 8.30 that night, sent postcode,  all good so far.
She asked me to ring her when I was in her street, which I did, however rather than giving me the door number asked me to walk towards the main street and look for a certain coloured shop which I did, she then told me the flat number, she was wanting for me and let me in no problem.

Took me into her flat into the bedroom,  quite an old flat, think it's a converted house,  room full of stuff, clothes, shoes etc, all working girl stuff, tv playing music.
Asked me if a wanted a drink, insisted I must have a beer, almost demanded.
Handed over the money, told me to sit in the chair as she was going to give me a lap dance,  even though it's not my thing, this consisted of her twerking in front of me, was then told to strip and lie face down on bed, she then proceeded to lube up her tits and rub them over my arse and back.
Turned over and she done the same to my front,  baby wiped my cock after a while, examined my cock,im guessing for lumps or rashes,then gave me quite a good blowjob, she then suggested sex, phone rings, which she answers,  its a guy due 20 minutes after my times up.on with a condom lubed up her fanny then jumped on top, asked her to kiss which she did, although not to deep or passionate.
After a couple of minutes of this blew into the bag, she jumped off, got a tissue,  pulled to condom off, and I could see her looking at my semen in the condom, very odd.
It felt she follows the same formula for everyone.
Asked if I enjoyed myself and insisted I write positive feedback on adult work and she would do the same.
As I'm leaving she insisted on taking some treats for the journey home, there are sweets, crisps, all laid out in bowls.
No offer of a shower, didn't have time, so needed to shower when got home,  I sat in my car for ten minutes and sure enough I saw the next guy turn up and enter her flat, so I know she didn't have time to shower,  to be fair she didn't smell at all.
Conclusion.....all a bit odd really, it's border line neutral/negative, she's  not bad looking, does have a bit of a belly though, she was quite keen on telling me how expensive all her outfits where and how expensive it is getting her hair down, kept of jabbering about all sorts,  kinda off putting, I'm sure mentioning brexit she would of loved, also a bit delusional,  said how.much effort it was having a gym fit body......not it ain't love!!!!

Looking for leaks.

Offline Pondy

Quite possibly,  just never had it before :wackogirl:

Offline Pondy

Odd.

And 10 mins isn’t enough time to shower?

No, I don't think so, washing and drying and dressing takes longer than that imho

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No, I don't think so, washing and drying and dressing takes longer than that imho

Oh Pondy, are you a civvie girl?

Plenty of SPs can be washed in 5 mins, they're only putting underwear back on after too.

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Definitely a fruit loop.
Her profile has more detail, and clauses then the brexit deal :dash: