External Link/Members OnlyBeen on here looking at reviews for a few months but hadn't posted yet so here goes nothing. Was in the Birmingham city centre area and in the mood for a quick "off-loading" so l thought l would give this girl a try &, fuck do l wish l had a fucking time machine!
Cost: 40£ for DFK OWO & CIM
Comms:
The communication seemed ok at first, sent her a text saying l wanted a quick 15min session with DFK,OWO,CIM. She texted right away with a postcode B55JN, l asked for the price she sent a text saying £40 (which surprised me but hey l wasn't going to ask too many questions and talk myself out of a bargain). Her profile says £30 for 15mins so l naturally assumed the extra ten was for CIM. Texted her once l arrived at the location at the planned time and was there a while waiting for a text back BUT l got no response... Impatiently l decided to call, she picked up and gave me the room number and l made my way up to her room.
Location;
B55JN nice city centre luxurious apartments close to the Spar and Big Johns. Room: was dark but looked clean, what more can l say its an okay discrete location with a fair number of people going in and out so one can easily blend into the crowd without looking like you're up to mischief. Oh and there was someone else in the other room next to hers (friend or pimp, who knows)
Appearance:
She is quite a good looking woman in the face if that is what you into, slim body with very small boobs and an ass that was ok to look at but nothing to write home about really. She is definitely the woman in the profile picks and possibly 23 but l would have guessed older judging from her voice or that could just be her thick accent that sounds old. Down below she is shaved, has a few small tattoos on the chest and stomach area with a belly button piercing. That about sums it up.
Service:
Okay so l walk in the room and she is in her bra and panties looking quite enticing l must admit however she already was on the phone talking to another client. I hand her the cash she counts it & stashes it and continues on the phone whislt l strip. She gets off the phone, no banter no nothing she takes of her clothes & sits next to me. l thought l would break the silence by confirming DFK,OWO and CIM. She then says no, 40 is too little for CIM and OWO, which l understood however l told her thats not what she said in the text message. I'm no cheapskate l am willing to pay to play, what l just don't like is being lured in with false prices only to have them changed after you have taken my money, its bad business, thievery to be frank. Anyways l pull out my phone to show her what we agreed, even with the evidence in her face she wasn't having it, in fact she was getting agitated and it was getting loud and heated. I realised that there was no way she was paying me back and l was starting to feeling foolish naked arguing with a prossie who clearly didn't have a good handle on the English language, so l said to myself ey it is what it is l might as well just make to most of a bad situation by saying don't worry it was a communication break down to which she said so "do you want or not" (with a attitude in her voice.). I said cool, she went down on me OWO but after all that back and forth the lil man was kind of put off by her attitude and lack of decorum/accountability. The bj was okay but done half heartedly for literally a minute, she stops does some very light kissing which was not good on account of the nicotine l could tastes in her mouth. 25 seconds of kissing she stops with my Willy half erect she just slaps the condom on me & lays in missionary position. I forced myself to get a boner from God knows where and commence with the pounding. This was more hate fucking if anything, which was bittersweet lol HOWEVER 2 minutes into fucking her she gets on her phone AGAIN!#%!! At this point I'm like fuck it l'm not going to let this bitch rob me of my plan to cum. I ignore her and keep fucking whilst she texts and cusses in her language (to me or the guy on the phone, l don't know and frankly DGAF at this point). I go for a kiss she looks away, lt was soooo fucking awkward but finally by the grace of my mental rolodex of filthy thoughts l reached my goal & dumped in the bag at her request. She got up, again radio silence, l try to apologise for the initial "communication breakdown" just to lighten up the mood as l wore my clothes. The apology was not reciprocated even though the fault was clearly on her part. I left with no kiss, or hug or even a look in the face. I felt like we raped each other😞
I don't know if she was having a bad day or if this is just how she is but she clearly doesn't enjoy her work like some girls l have met in the past. She is quite good looking facially but all that fades and means nothing once her attitude and bad business practice comes into play. Like l said l initially at the beginning of this review, l wish l had a time machine, this is the second worst punt l have ever had. I implore all to avoid this girl, it wasn't worth it.
