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Aug 2018
Shilpa and friend
Fancied another indian massage
So gave this one a call.
Comms no problems
Sorted 1 hr massage for £45
Got the address and called round to be greeted at the door by a middle aged 45ish plump, shortish 5'2" lady .I had read a few reviews so it was what I was expecting. What I wasn't expecting was that the place was a dump from the outside and no better on the inside.
I was led to the front room where a massage table was in the middle of the room. Thank god for the very low lighting but I could still see even with my poor eyesight that although it was tidy it was still dirty.
But I thought whilst I'm here give it a go.
That's when Shilpa told me that there was another indian girl there if I wanted a 4 hands
massage for an extra £20.
I declined the offer as I was thinking it was a bit dodgy. Shilpa went away for a few minutes. I could hear her chatting in punjab I or something with another woman. When she returned she told me that as the other lady was new and still learning she would come and join in anyway.
I thought fair enough if it's free why not.
This younger lady was about mid 20s slim,long dark hair small tits although they were covered at all times facially 5/10 .Shilpa being a 4/10 but she does have big knockers.
The massage
I get undressed and lie on the table face down then they put a tissue on my arse covering that area . Why ? I don't know.
The massage was not much cop a bit of rubbing here and there . a bit of oil splashed around but definitely not professional.
I was waiting to see if there was any reach arounds or cc swipes. Eventually there was .
On the flip again they placed a tissue over my cock and balls and continued to rub my body up with a bit more cheeky accidental touching of my meat and 2 veg..
Then came those immortal words I was waiting to hear. "Would you like us to sort that out ?"pointing to my now stiff cock which was propping the tissue up like a little Casper the friendly ghost.
How much I asked. £20 came the reply . I said go for it. There the two women took turns giving me a steady handjob. Not great and not much technique but it was doing the job. Iwas allowed to rub shilpas tits from outside her jum per but not inside. She told me that that would be extra. And aside told them that that was all I had they weren't having it . Iwasn't bothered any way.
so i blew my lot and they both cleaned me up.
Paid them the extra 20.
Got dressed thanked them and legged it out the door. I got the impression that more of a service was on offer if you have the readys.
Why a negative?
The massage wasn't much and although I got 2 ladies for the price of 1 it didn't make up for the fact that I felt dirtier coming out of the place. If I'd of had a pair of white gloves id5of worn them so as not to touch anything .also throughout the massage I could hear other people cooking dinner from the kitchen next door.
Vfm yes.
Return?
No not again .
