Author Topic: Glasgow Lexy  (Read 5785 times)


2 review(s) for LEX. (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by alibirmingham]

Offline jamesdean1964

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So another poor choice made by yours truly. Really having a bad run of luck at the moment.
Chose Lexi to try something different, she doesn't do penetration. So I thought she must give a amazing blow job if she can get away with that. She also only does outcalls.  The Mrs was away for a week, so I was taking advantage of the situation by looking for girls that only do outcalls.
Communication was by phone and text in the morning and arranged for the evening after dark.

She arrived on time, phoned me 5 min before and phoned to tell me was parked around the corner. I gave her the number and left the door unlocked and waited for on the landing with the light on. I did this so I could get her straight to the bedroom having read about her time wasting tactics with cups of tea. I did have some wine in bedroom which she declined has she doesn't drink.
Into bedroom, payment out the road £110 for 1 hour.
 The profile pics are her but from many moons ago. She is very plain looking and to top that up she talks and dress like a ned. She stripped of and she is a big girl who has put on the timber.
In the sack she did suck me off and finished with CIM twice, which on both occasions she went to bathroom to spit out. The oral was fine but nothing special, no head or shaft licking. No ball sucking either. The kiss was ok but you can smell she is a smoker, which for me is off putting. I normally love reverse oral but was put off by her size.
She also talks a lot asking questions about you which I found intrusive and of putting.  Also is too willing to talk about previous punts and punter experiences without any encouragement. These stories seem to be to give you the message that she has connections and don't try anything funny. All very of putting so a definite negative from me.


Offline Happyjose

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So another poor choice made by yours truly. Really having a bad run of luck at the moment.
Chose Lexi to try something different, she doesn't do penetration. So I thought she must give a amazing blow job if she can get away with that. She also only does outcalls.  The Mrs was away for a week, so I was taking advantage of the situation by looking for girls that only do outcalls.
Communication was by phone and text in the morning and arranged for the evening after dark.

She arrived on time, phoned me 5 min before and phoned to tell me was parked around the corner. I gave her the number and left the door unlocked and waited for on the landing with the light on. I did this so I could get her straight to the bedroom having read about her time wasting tactics with cups of tea. I did have some wine in bedroom which she declined has she doesn't drink.
Into bedroom, payment out the road £110 for 1 hour.
 The profile pics are her but from many moons ago. She is very plain looking and to top that up she talks and dress like a ned. She stripped of and she is a big girl who has put on the timber.
In the sack she did suck me off and finished with CIM twice, which on both occasions she went to bathroom to spit out. The oral was fine but nothing special, no head or shaft licking. No ball sucking either. The kiss was ok but you can smell she is a smoker, which for me is off putting. I normally love reverse oral but was put off by her size.
She also talks a lot asking questions about you which I found intrusive and of putting.  Also is too willing to talk about previous punts and punter experiences without any encouragement. These stories seem to be to give you the message that she has connections and don't try anything funny. All very of putting so a definite negative from me.

Thanks for the review, in keeping with other comments about this prossie

Only positive she got was off a now banned, multiple account tout

Offline brothelcreeper

I had considered her too but not now. Great info, that's two of my hotlist this week thanks to helpful posts and £ saved.

Offline jamesdean1964

Can confirm reports on previous review of the lady texting out of the blue.  Just got one tonight out the blue WTF.

Offline oldgeezer

You need to change your number i constantly got texts .In the end had to change my number .

Offline jamesdean1964

You need to change your number i constantly got texts .In the end had to change my number .

Ok thanks mate

Offline seeker

Ffs :dash:
Texting a punter out of the blue is WRONG it could cause all types of problems .
Have you told her never to do that again just in case she thinks it's ok   ..

Offline Walternate

What were her texts about? This review or just touting?

Offline jamesdean1964

Ffs :dash:
Texting a punter out of the blue is WRONG it could cause all types of problems .
Have you told her never to do that again just in case she thinks it's ok   ..

Sorry should have explained to oldgeezer,  it a punting phone so need to change the number.  It's pay as you go non smartphone.  I usually change sim ones a year. It's switched off when am not playing and kept in a very safe place.
So I didn't bother to reply.

Offline jamesdean1964

What were her texts about? This review or just touting?
No just a how are you message. Touting obviously.

Offline auldie63

Ffs :dash:
Texting a punter out of the blue is WRONG it could cause all types of problems .
Have you told her never to do that again just in case she thinks it's ok   ..
I got this crap from her a long while back and told her it was a no no, obviously took a lot of notice of my complaint.

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I got this crap from her a long while back and told her it was a no no, obviously took a lot of notice of my complaint.
If it's not this its AW emails from a certain WG saying what promos she's doing a particular week... :rolleyes:

I may well have seen her again (not the WG in question here), but I'll decide...Since it seems she no longer does HH though, then I doubt I would anyway...Maybe reviews went to her head... :unknown:

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If it's not this its AW emails from a certain WG saying what promos she's doing a particular week... :rolleyes:

I may well have seen her again (not the WG in question here), but I'll decide...Since it seems she no longer does HH though, then I doubt I would anyway...Maybe reviews went to her head... :unknown:

Definitely.

Check out the banned white-Knights in the deleted posts section. Damage control gone wrong.

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Definitely.

Check out the banned white-Knights in the deleted posts section. Damage control gone wrong.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:...Comedy Gold...Lexy's definitely not happy. :dancegirl:

Offline Gdg4y69

Fair play original poster.....having the baws to do a outcall to your own house!!! Never something I'd take risk with unless single n on my own.

I'd just be wary now that with texting randomly for business she doesn't just chap your door randomly!!! That would be nightmare scenario!!

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Definitely.

Check out the banned white-Knights in the deleted posts section. Damage control gone wrong.
FFS...wonder if she realises this actually does whatever reputation she has left, more damage... :wacko: :wackogirl:

Still preferred the review of myself though, from my admirer(troll) :crazy: ...that was comedy gold.... :lol:
« Last Edit: November 05, 2018, 05:14:35 pm by Clattypats »

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FFS...wonder if she realises this actually does whatever reputation she has left, more damage... :wacko: :wackogirl:

Still preferred the review of myself though, from my admirer(troll) :crazy: ...that was comedy gold.... :lol:

Aye, but I thought the negative was a bit harsh!  :D

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Aye, but I thought the negative was a bit harsh!  :D
:lol: ...Twas the Fucking dugs faults!... :D :bomb:

Offline jamesdean1964

Definitely.

Check out the banned white-Knights in the deleted posts section. Damage control gone wrong.

How can I access this.

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Offline jamesdean1964

Click on deleted posts.
Either am going blind or doo lala but I can't find deleted post tab.

Offline Happyjose

Either am going blind or doo lala but I can't find deleted post tab.

If you can’t see the deleted posts section towards the bottom of the home page then you probably don’t have access

Offline DickDiver

Definitely.

Check out the banned white-Knights in the deleted posts section. Damage control gone wrong.

The "as a man" comment is really fucking weird. Like an insistent bad TS from Little Britain.

Offline myothernameis

How can I access this.

If you also search for glasgow lexy, the deleted posts should also come up

Offline jamesdean1964

If you can’t see the deleted posts section towards the bottom of the home page then you probably don’t have access

It's definitely not there. Would there be reason for this. Like am viewing from a android phone or my membership status ?

Offline jamesdean1964

If you also search for glasgow lexy, the deleted posts should also come up

That's still doesn't work.

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It's definitely not there. Would there be reason for this. Like am viewing from a android phone or my membership status ?

It's on the homepage. If not, refer to Jose's post.

Offline Name Not Found

Loved the bit in her profile where she says "you could take me to dinner and nobody would batter an eyelid". I guess that means she wants to go to the local chippy?  :lol:

Not only that, she is your 'desert' afterward. Last time I checked, a desert was a dry, barren, wasteland.  :yahoo:

What a muppet.

« Last Edit: November 08, 2018, 02:39:51 pm by Name Not Found »

Offline Happyjose

It's definitely not there. Would there be reason for this. Like am viewing from a android phone or my membership status ?

At a guess, it'll be your relatively low post count.

As for where Admin sets the bar, no idea I'm afraid. He doesn't advertise the criteria and it can change for various reasons.

As you continue to contribute you should, based upon experience, reach a point where you will be able to access those sections (unless there's good reason why you shouldn't)

Admin does run the site with a high degree of transparency, while at the same time having to contend with a seemingly endless supply of trolls, malcontents, prossie/pimps and general cunts who would love to see it disappear.

Offline Greg05

£110 for a one hour blow job? Fuck that.

£430 for 12 hours without sex? Jesus

Offers oral without but not sex? Is that not a bit weird