ok so after my horrific STI Den visit yesterday I still have a massive itch that has been waiting over a month to be scratched and im definitley not scratching it myself!
so after slim picking in wolves i have been in cannock today, a few popped up and they are all at the same hotel as normal.
i phoned slutty cherry
External Link/Members Only her profile states italian and an english woman answered the phone i thought winner fingers crossed shes italian heritage. christ was i wrong
so text to say im on my way about 15/20 minutes. just before i got there i had a text saying the cleaners are in the room..... im thinking no you mean you have another client. i said well im ten minutes away and by the time i get there they should be done.
got there and apparently they were still there..... 25 minutes had passed so i phoned again, they were cleaning the bathroom (sounded like she was in a busy bar) so while i was waiting there was another girl there so i didnt phone i just text saying i was here as if we had spoke on the phone. she text back straight away saying room 402 so up i went thinking well this girl is too good to be true with her pics so thats another review....
safe to say i spend 30 seconds with her before i walked back out of the room and then i was stuck in the hotel, so i went to the bar as i sat there looking shifty as hell there was a brunette about the same build and same hair as cherry....shit she was gorgeous! so i text cherry saying any luck? and this girls phone went off...as i said im sat in the bar waiting she looked directly at me, WINNER!!! i thought this is well worth the wait. so i didnt want a drink so i went into the toilets in the corridor and waited for a response, 20 minutes later she gets back to me saying they are going now (cleaners apparently take near 45 minutes to clean one room....must take a month to clean the hotel)
so down to floor 8 knocked the door and got let in.....i was so excited for this brunette and stood before me was this 40 something haggered ugly anorexic thing in a fake leather plastic dress.... yes she was bubbly and excited but was not english either. so i asked for owo (stated on the profile) does not do it at all.... so i walked again!!!
got to my car text the number saying thank you for wasting 50 minutes of my time, services are not offered and the girl in the pics is awful. she said im sorry you think im ugly i phoned her and said it wasnt you and you were sat in the bar... called me a liar and didnt know what i was talking about. at this point i thought what ever!
so ive come home. pissed off and still with the horn.
