I arranged a massage with the unknown Ya Ya of St Andrews Road North in St Annes as I am now struggling to find a half decent massage parlour in the Fylde borough. There used to be many brilliant ones, but not any more. I arrive in St Annes in plenty of time, but she delays the massage by 40 minutes because she had to go shopping. That wasn't the best of starts. Ya Ya eventually turns up after her shopping exploits. She is 24 and of a Thai nationality, She was dressed in denim shorts and a low cut top and was decent enough looking. The massage room was a dingy affair next to a partially curtained off room, which housed half a dozen beds. Ya Ya's English wasn't wonderful either. She told me her real name was something that sounded like 'Darling.' I just called her 'Miss.' I asked for a small glass of cola and got a small glass of water. I also asked for an hour's massage, as that was what was advertised, but was in and out in less than forty minutes.
Her massage skills were okay, but I've had much better. At least she gave the massage in hot oil, so that part of the advert was correct. She didn't spend long enough massaging my front and gently teasing me and was just too rushed in general. Reading a previous review about Ya Ya of St Annes, I was prepared for her telling me that the hand relief would be £20 extra. She tried to do me for £50! I told her that I couldn't afford that and even if I could, she was not worth a total of £90. She did manage to wangle an extra £30 out of me though and proceeded to give me a hand job. I was actually so upset at her asking for £50 extra for giving a hand job that I took a bit of time to clinch a hardon. I did clinch a hardon though and shot my load, and that always means one thing: - The massage is over big time! I also didn't feel entirely comfortable in those premises either as they were very shabby.
I definitely won't be back and do not recommend going there at all. Out of ten, I give my experience at Ya Ya of St Annes a total of 2 out of 10. My hunt for a decent massage parlour in the Fylde borough continues. Having said that. I won't be having any more massages for at least 6 months. It will take me that long to get over that load of garbage.
