Naked cleaners

[Jayf]

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New naked cleaner business in Edinburgh. £80 for an hour.  Quite expensive if you ask me.

[scutty brown]

just pray she doesn't use Brillo on your ring piece

[Jayf]

just pray she doesn't use Brillo on your ring piece

Hahahahaha , I wonder if your allowed to have a wank at the same time 🤔

[myothernameis]

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Your not allowed to touch or take photos, must be dressed, but dosnt say if you want a fly one, ok to do, and then ask her to clean up the mess

On the subject of not touching, you just wonder how long this will last, and will there be room for agreement for extras, but also see there male nude cleaning, will they come with a smile and a stiffy

[mrh79]

Hahahahaha , I wonder if your allowed to have a wank at the same time 🤔

I was thinking the same. Surely they won’t expect you to just sit there innocent  and not have your old boy pointing north? Be interesting to see some reviews pop up and what girls are good fun, tease, talk dirty, allow wanking etc. Fascinating stuff

[scutty brown]

can I copyright "scrubbersRus"?

[bigmike32]

Was reading an article a wee while where a woman was working 16 hours a week as a naked cleaner and making 56 grand a year.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

From their website,

'The cleaner will not touch themselves.The client is not permitted to touch themselves inappropriately while the cleaner is in the property.'

No fly wank then? But then again, most Gumtree massage ads say, 'this is not sexual service' and we all know that's a lie. 

[Jayf]

From their website,

'The cleaner will not touch themselves.The client is not permitted to touch themselves inappropriately while the cleaner is in the property.'

No fly wank then? But then again, most Gumtree massage ads say, 'this is not sexual service' and we all know that's a lie. 

That's bitterly disappointing. Ain't getting any business from me then 😐

[Mick123]

Reading all the terms and conditions -

No touching the cleaner
Cleaner will not touch themselves
You will be fully clothed throughout
No photography or video
You must provide ID
You must pay in advance ,bank transfer or paypal

It sounds like a real fun time

[mrh79]

Yeah doesn’t it just. Be interesting to see if it takes off though, and what the general feedback is. Maybe once up and running they will relax their rules a little bit, as I guess in the short term they know a lot of people will be watching them like a hawk

[The Man With No Name]

Sounds exactly like the sort of irreverent comical bollocks you used to see on Eurotrash 20 years ago.

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I'm sure "Victoria" would like to kid us (and probably herself) that it's simply an alternative take on the whole "hunky-butler/ sexy hostess" affair. But we can all see the predictable Daily Retard headlines in a few months:

"NAUGHTY 'CLEANING AGENCY' CAUGHT SELLING SEX ON THE SIDE"


Honestly hen, just go and start a decent-priced, decent-service proper hooker ring, which I'm sure Edinburgh could really do with. She'd rake it in with little-to-no grief, instead of splashing half-arsed shite like this all over the local press.

[globewindsailor]

So I want my house cleaned and can't be bothered or have the time to do it myself. Then I'm going to pay more money than normal for someone attractive to clean it while they are naked. So I'm paying more money, have to use up my time watching them(cause whats the point otherwise) where with a normal cleaner I'd just let them get on with it. And! being prick teased and getting no relief. Must be great to be rich and be able to burn cash on stuff like this.

[spud jizz]

wouldn't mind seeing these two naked



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[Fuzzyduck]

Reading all the terms and conditions -

No touching the cleaner
Cleaner will not touch themselves
You will be fully clothed throughout
No photography or video
You must provide ID
You must pay in advance ,bank transfer or paypal

It sounds like a real fun time

They have to say this or they'll get into all sorts of bother. Think of it along the same lines as a "legit" massage, advertised as above board, but what happens behind closed doors is a private matter. It also means that nothing is guaranteed, it will vary from punter to punter and there won't be a standard rate card. The allure of what might happen will be attractive to some but seems a waste of cash IMO.

[Rome66]

Prefer Flash or cillit Bang Bang ?   

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[Clattypats]

Know something...Do punters want to book a WG that services are listed?...OR..This pish, that no one knows what's happening...

At its best, it might be a turn on for some, at its worst,it will probably be a major disappointment...

[myothernameis]

They have to say this or they'll get into all sorts of bother. Think of it along the same lines as a "legit" massage, advertised as above board, but what happens behind closed doors is a private matter. It also means that nothing is guaranteed, it will vary from punter to punter and there won't be a standard rate card. The allure of what might happen will be attractive to some but seems a waste of cash IMO.

You then have the question, if you end up having some naughty fun, do you brag about this, and post a review, but before doing so, are you told by the girl, you cant talk about this

[MrMatrix]

So you're not allowed to do anything but get an eyeful and your house cleaned for £80. I'd spend the money on a 30 minute punt TBH and sod the cleaning.

[Clattypats]

You then have the question, if you end up having some naughty fun, do you brag about this, and post a review, but before doing so, are you told by the girl, you cant talk about this

No shit here mate...But you can post a review when you want...If they say otherwise...Not their choice...But I understand you mean it should be kept "under wraps'...What way will it swing, how will it pan out....Anybodies guess... ....Sounds like a load of shite to me... 

[DickDiver]

It's catering to the stag and hen crowd, wanting a "naughty" Facebook moment. Serious sex mongerers won't touch it with a bargepole.

[MrMatrix]

It's catering to the stag and hen crowd, wanting a "naughty" Facebook moment. Serious sex mongerers won't touch it with a bargepole.

Correctamundo.

[Rome66]

 The hippy tofu munching naturist brigade and possibly the birthday present for your grandads 100th , pop his clogs with a smile on his face 

[DoctorSalchicha]

From their website:

You should be aware that you will be subject to an online and offline background check

What is this shit? an application to MI6?

[MrMatrix]

From their website:
What is this shit? an application to MI6?

I'd tell them to fuck off.......well I wouldn't do it as its not VFM but I accept its different.