My ongoing hunt for new blonde size 6/8 pussy to fuck led me to Leeds. I’d spotted Lauren’s profile as soon as it went up on the 10th of August and my bullshit detector went barmy. I immediately binned her as being TGTBT but something kept “bringing me back” to her profile.
Anyways having thought about the itch was there so I scratched it.
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The short version.I went to this punt with my walking shoes as my spideysenses were going bonkers all the way to the point when the door opened. Fuck me I’m glad I did go see her as OMFG that was something else.
The booking process.This one shows her number which made life easy so I messaged her and we pinged a couple of messages around before I rang her. Services discussed and agreed. I specifically asked about her kissing and if she was up for CIM and a snowball fight. Happy days as Lauren confirmed she was game for most things, that there were no extras, and that she’d consider the snowballing at the time, bum fun being at discretion. So that was that I booked her for 2 hours.
Well actually I’m of the opinion that it isn’t the podge that’s doing the texting and that it’s a goalkeeper as my belief is that the profile is agency, Sweet Escorts, managed.
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No AWank booking request no fuck all which is just how I like it.
GAME ON !!!!
The waiting game.Surprisingly, even though little Fishy was in Laurens mouth less than 4 hours after the idea entered into his head Lauren, or was it the goalkeeper, was quite chatty over text. Think she/they must be suffering with timewasters as she/they seemed very keen.
The Venue.A sensible 4 star hotel in Leeds.
First I am going to describe her.I can’t say for certain that it’s Lauren in the pictures as she doesn’t show her face albeit they are a good representation IMHO of the lass I met in the room.
First things first…..FUCK ME SHE’s TALL !! The 5’8” stated on her profile is a bit about right, I’d say more like 5’10 to 6’, as when she got up on her tiptoes she was taller than me and I’m 6’4” in shoes.
Lauren has really long, ¾’s of the way down her back, highlighted blonde hair, a good chunk of it is extensions, BUT she ain’t no blonde as its dyed/bleached brunette as she had about ½” of dark roots showing. Face wise I found her to be really pretty with come fuck me piercing blue eyes. I reckon that she’s a bang on dress size 8 and that her stats are 32-24-34 and her small perky natural tits are more like an A cup instead of the B cup claimed. She’s got really small nipples with virtually no areola. Build wise she’s athletic, svelte comes to mind, albeit she ain’t overly toned, lean is the word. Told me she’s been “skinny” all her life and that she doesn’t go to the gym which surprised me as she’s got a really flat stomach and fuck all fat that I could see. I reckon that she weighs the 9 stone that’s stated on her profile. If she’s inked I didn’t see it. Lauren does have a couple of piercings, ears, tongue, lower lip and navel.
Age wise I reckon the 23 that’s claimed is a very naughty and I’d have put her as being mid to late 20’s.
Little fishy was absolutely ecstatic that this lass was about to give him a good sucking before I got up behind her to give her a good fucking.
As ever I am though conscious that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just because I found Lauren to be a fine looking young woman doesn’t mean that the next punter will agree with me.
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyThe meeting.I arrived in the vicinity of the venue 5 minutes late as traffic was shite, let the goalkeeper know I was there, and got an immediate come on down. FFS she only gave me the floor number so I had to wait for the room number when I got out of the lift.
Anyways room number supplied and I was in.
Lauren did the hiding thing. Fuck me I nearly died as this gorgeous, IMHO, blonde in spray on wet look black pants and a tiny crop top just grabbed me and shoved her tongue down my throat as she then tried to rip my tonsils out.
Cheeky twat then shoved me off and asked me “that good enough for you” before she demanded the payment. The banter was already full on as I told her she could sod off and I wanted more of that kissing first which she flat refused.
Little Fishy was by now beginning to twitch.
Fair play as I told her that she was a “bolshy twat” and I then handed over the cash. Lauren counted it infront of me and then placed it in the dressing table draw where it stayed until the end of the booking. We then just flew at each other and felt each other up. Cheeky twat then shoved me off and told me to go and get a shower.
I don’t normally take any of my toys with me on a first visit but this time I had. While I was getting showered Lauren had helped herself, she did ask first, to the collar and chain I have.
I was in and out of that shower like a shot.
Back into the room wearing a towel which Lauren just ripped off me. On with the collar then she went and got herself a glass of wine, I refused the offer. Lauren then dropped to her knees, with a mouthful of wine, as I put her on the lead and she “attacked” little Fishy who was not so little in no time whatsoever. Cheeky twat “sprayed” my cock with wine and then it began. What followed was a full scale “comedy PSE” blowjob the likes of which you get to see in the “movies”. Lauren just kept on “devouring” my full length balls deep while drooling all over the place as she encouraged me to pull her in with the lead and fuck her face. This was more akin to sword swallowing than cock sucking. I felt the pop several times as I entered her throat. Cheeky twat then came up for breathe, asked me why I was holding back, drank some more wine and then did it all again.
Time to get on the bed, at my suggestion, as I pulled her after me using the lead. More of the same and then FFS she caught me with her teeth and that was it as not so little Fishy had a hissy fit and instantly melted.
Little Fishy does not like teeth anymore.
FFS FFS FFS !!!!
More full on snogging before I stripped her, good girl as she was commando under her spray-ons, and got stuck in. Her tits may be small but those nipples !!! She’s very responsive to the touch. I then slobbered and slurped my way to the honey spot. No hygiene issues whatsoever. She’s got a nice pussy this one with small labia and a buried clit. Plenty more comedy PSE type stuff, she’s got a really filthy mouth, as I licked her clit and fingered her deep and hard.
Don’t think I fetched her off and TBH I didn’t care if I did.
Good girl as Lauren now demanded that I fuck her.
Little Fishy had other ideas, he wanted some more face fucking, so I sat on her chest and fucked her face some more before asking her to roll onto her belly. More deep hard fingering, her comedy PSE style moaning was so funny, and then it was fuck time.
On with a condom, which I applied, and then I slid into her balls deep on the first stroke in prone bone. No lube with this one as she was nice and wet. That shut her the fuck up as I now gave her a proper fucking. Well she wasn’t done yet as she started thrusting back at me and before I knew it she was fucking me. Time to change as I took my cock out and rolled her over, bent her double, and again slid my cock in balls deep on the first stoke. Filthy mouthed bitch as she started talking even dirtier and demanded that I cum in her mouth. Who was I to refuse as the sap began to rise so I withdrew, sat on her chest, and gave not so little Fishy some encouragement with my hand. Money shot time as I blew a full weeks worth of baby batter in her mouth and all over her face. Be rude not to after all that comedy PSE stuff. Good girl as she rolled my cum round her mouth and then pulled me in, I was still sat on her chest, and we snowballed. Bye bye cum as we both then swallowed what we’d got.
Fuck me silly I wasn’t expecting that.
Time for a swill with mouthwash.
Damn she’s keen as she was all over me like a rash. Little Fishy wasn’t having none of it though as he was still tired. Time to slow the pace down as I suggested giving her a massage as I wanted to have a play with her ass.
Lauren then lay on her belly and I did exactly that. As I massaged her ass and fanny I asked her about fucking her arse which she flat refused me on the grounds of size. I reckon she came while I was fingering her and then she demanded I fuck her again. On with a condom as I again slid in balls deep on the first stroke. She’s insatiable as she started pushing back at me and demanding I fuck her harder. So I did the exact opposite as I pinned her to the bed and took it nice and steady until little fishy threw in towel as I was busting for a piss.
Piss done and I returned to the room to find Lauren in the bed.
She then asked me to join her as she flipped from a sexual tigress to a fluffy sensual kitten. Really wasn’t expecting that as she was now remarkably tender and so fluffy I wondered initially WTF was going on. Have to say it was the closest I’ve ever come to a true GFE with a lass for a very long time as we lay in each other’s arms and tenderly kissed and cuddled. Lauren then went for a piss and on her return jumped back into bed and took little Fishy in hand as she tried to rip my tonsils out with her tongue.
Time to fuck. On with a condom, which I applied, and then she mounted me in cowgirl. It’s been a very long time since I had a lass fuck me while we were under the duvet. She’s a grinder this one and she gave me a good fucking before leaning in and proper snogging my face off. Couldn’t help myself as I took hold of the back of her neck with one hand and placed the other in the small of her back with my thumb up her arse so that I could hold her in place. I then jack hammered from below and by jack hammer I mean I fucked her as hard as I could for as long as I could before I told her to get on her knees as I wanted her in doggie. Doggie is where it ended as we fucked each other good and proper and the condom got filled.
Lauren then cleaned me up before disposing of the evidence.
Clock said 10 minutes to go so I was well pleased with that.
I then had a shower and got dressed.
Lauren then ran herself a bath and while it was running we chatted. Lauren appeared to be in no rush to get rid of me. TBH I thought she was a complete nutter, in a good way, and I really enjoyed talking with her. I then made my excuses and left with a final full on snog at the door.
I got back to my car 2 hours and 20 minutes after I left it so time management was just about spot-on.
The money bit.I paid Lauren £250 for 2 hours of her life. There were no extras mentioned or requested.
In conclusion.Fuck me that was fun.
Last but not least.After raking little Fishy with her teeth I thought the job was fucked as he’s previously been really mardy when it happened BUT Lauren was, for me, such a hoot and so full on that little Fishy really didn’t stand a chance of misbehaving with this lass.
Since I saw Lauren her pictures have been removed from the AWank profile and she’s turned up here....
External Link/Members Only....OR should I say that a lass using the same pictures is now on Premiums books.
The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is hell yes I would albeit there’s no way I’m to the North East to see her.
I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because I had a good time with Lauren doesn't mean the next punter will.
