Meme massage Leeds

[cityniya]

Meme massage Leeds vicar lane
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Well I thought it was about time I contributed to the forum and left a review for a massage I had earlier this week.

My normal go to place had been the Thai orchid Massage above the Korean supermarket on vicar Lane. This recently had changed hands and become MeMe massage so I decided to head down and give it a go. I had seen on Vivastreet that they were advertising introudctory one-hour massage  at £30 and half hour massages at £20 if you called ahead in advance to book and "came" between 1030 and 1pm.

Arrived at the reception I was told that the price was now £25 despite my early morning booking. I was in no mood to argue and handed over cash hey ho it's a fiver but always got me it's the principle of the msyyet.


I got into the room laid down and after 5 mins a woman walked in the lights were dimmed so low before she came in barely saw her but what I saw was a very average looking Chinese looking girl with glasses.
The massage itself was not too bad very firm which some people might not like but I'm sure you can give your preference although I was not actually  asked. In fact the Girl Who undertook my massage did not even introduce herself to me or even say hello which for a thai place is quite new and just launched into the masdage. After about 15 minutes at which point the towel was firmly in place and no accident swipes or rguesuggestions at all I was asked to turn over. She removed the towel and curtly said "u want anything else". This was so off putting the attitude like she wanted to get it done and get onto the next. I asked what was on offer and got told handjob at £30. Given the attitude I was tempted to refuse but my second brain (often my first ) overruled and I know I shouldn't have paid £30 but I was in no mood to argue. Then she wanted the money immediately which is a huge turn off never used to happen before which meant getting up and getting it complete buzz kill. Not exactly gonna handjob and dash. The handjob was awful. Two words that I thought in all my life can't go together but they actually can. So mechanical and fast pumping just to get the desired result despite me saying slow down and then pumping really fast whilst I was coming which I find umcomfortable. Once done quick wipe and " there's shower ".

Safe to say the worst experience I have ever had. Just the attitude and rudeness and unwelcoming nature of the staff as well as minimal massage high prices. Stick to the one down the road or the ones in Bradford MeMe won't be going for long at this rate mark my words.

[johnsthomas]

That sounds disappointing particularly as on the couple of occasions that I have visited (see my earlier reviews) I was very well looked after by enthusiastic ladies but I guess they are all different and can all have off days. I found Pinky particularly good for £80 an hour b2b.
As soon as I get a chance I will go back and report again.

[Chao Praya]

Seems to be a change of policy at MeMe. First time I went, after the management change, I had a decent massage followed by full service for £100 in total. I was greatly surprised it was offered and assumed maybe new management new policy. Second time a week later I was offered full service by the post op ladyboy working at the time. I declined but had a very good B2B. Believe me physically you couldn't tell she was LB unless you knew what to look for and I don't mean between her legs. Third time I saw girl named Pinky on her first day at MeMe and was greatly disappointed. I had expected fs was now the policy but no full service on offer so went for B2B which quite frankly was about the worst I've ever had. I wondered at that point whether the early positivity was just an initial early punter recruitment drive and things were now back to a more normal Thai establishment.

[johnsthomas]

 Chao Praya I'm surprised that you didn't enjoy your time with Pinky she certainly was good to me but I guess it depends how you click with the girl although I wasn't asking for or looking for FS and from what I have been told during my conversations that has never been on offer so it sounds like you were lucky. So far as I am aware no massage shop would knowingly allow that girls to do that as it would put them at serious risk of prosecution.

[Chao Praya]

Yeah, I'm beginning to think you are right about me dropping lucky with the right girl and getting fs. Her name, incidentally is Cola. Did anybody else encounter her at MeMe's? I would be interested to learn what was on the menu. With Pinky, as I say I was disappointed with the B2B but perhaps for me this time it was the wrong girl. As for ladies not offering fs at Thai massage parlours, believe me, although not common, it does happen at some establishments. There was even a masseuse at this place under it's previous name who regularly offered fs, albeit for a ridiculous fee.

[Pk44]

I had a similar experience here last week, I think with the same girl. I actually thought she was pretty attractive, but I wasn’t tempted by the handjob as I suspected, correctly it seems. After I declined the offer of a £30 handjob she offered £20 but I decided I didn’t want to ruin a good massage with a bad handjob. The massage was spot on for me, extremely firm, although I was charged £40 for a firm massage. I would only have got a ‘relaxing’ one for £30. (Didn’t do a report as no sexual stimulation took place!).