Lins Thai Massage Staining Blackpool - Massage Only

[Georgedaviesok]

Not sure if this really belongs on this forum but can be deleted if it is not.

I popped along to this place on a whim yesterday, phoned and they said could fit me in for half hour if I came straightaway (no pun intended) so off I went. It's on a busy main road with limited parking. Once inside there was a guy and a young girl in reception and a Thai lady. I was told to go straight into a cubicle. The door was left slightly ajar and had those long stringy things you walk through that prevent flies. Investigation a year or so back had pretty much concluded this was a straight place along with the statement of ' No Monkey Business'  on the webpage so I pretty much knew not all of me was gonna get massaged but I'm carrying a genuine shoulder injury. It turned out the man in the reception was waiting for his wife and the girl was in the next appointment in the cubicle next door. There's a partition but not all the way to the ceiling so you can pretty much hear everything going on so that cemented the fact there was going to be nothing naughty on offer.

Anyway reason for this review was the massage itself, it was agony. I left my boxers on and was covered with a towel whilst the lady (par I think her name was) crawled up my back and was genuinely very very hard with everything she did. Several times I tensed that much that my whole body rose from the table and in the end I told her to go easy, she didn't. The neck treatment was brutal and even now 24 hours later the top of my back and bottom of my neck are on fire, if you touch it you can feel the heat. It's bloody sore. There was no chat but I did get the full 30 minutes but I was relieved when I got up. There was no as expected anything sexual and at no point did little George rise but I did know all this before. Now I have had lots of massages before, even proper ones(!) but this was not fun or relaxing and although invited back there is no way I would return. I felt worse after I left!!

£20 for half hour

Www.linsthaimassage.WordPress.com

I believe they are on vivastreet. And remember No Monkey Business.

[Goldfinch]

Clickable link:

External Link/Members Only

[catweazle]

Yes, reviews of 'massage only' establishments are permitted; this should be made clear in the heading, which l have added for you.

[Laid_back_bloke]

Sorry it didn’t work out, & you ended up TOFTT.
Had this place as a “Do I, Don’t I” for absolutely ages. Defiantly one to give a big miss. As well as a massage, I do like some extras. So often, the No Monkey bit, means the opposite. Not here it seems. 🙁

[scutty brown]

If what you had was a real joint problem then sometimes a bit of pain is required to move things around.....it can take a few days for the benefits to become clear
It does make me wonder though just how skilled some of these masseuses really are, I've had some try manipulation when they clearly don't have the required training. I'm not saying that's the case here, but its certainly a risk elsewhere