Chinese Massage Ipswich Upper Orwell Street

[EquineLover]

Based on some great reviews on here by Naughtyboyuk, I decided to try this place recently.

I went twice in October, and each time I saw some old person
I went the whole hog £100 route, and mammasan took my money, and said lady was waiting for me at the top.

So up I go, to be confronted on my first visit by a woman I would estimate to be about 48. Called herself Fiona. Thought to myself afterwards...."as in Shrek?" Looked like her.

But anyways, got a decent massage, and then she hopped on, but I wasn't allowed to touch. Kept my eyes closed most of the time picturing someone about 25 years younger and thinner.

Gave it another two weeks, and thought I'd try again, as I know results are very hit and miss with massage places.

Mammasan took my money, up I went to be confronted by an even OLDER person

Massage was pathetic. Extras took even longer than normal. Was allowed to touch this time.

Naughtyboyuk: Help, what do I need to do to get a decent one at this place?

[Titti Tatti]

Reviews always well come, thanks.

But if  this doesn't rate as a Negative what Wii?

[Naughtyboyuk]

Based on some great reviews on here by Naughtyboyuk, I decided to try this place recently.

I went twice in October, and each time I saw some old person
I went the whole hog £100 route, and mammasan took my money, and said lady was waiting for me at the top.

So up I go, to be confronted on my first visit by a woman I would estimate to be about 48. Called herself Fiona. Thought to myself afterwards...."as in Shrek?" Looked like her.

But anyways, got a decent massage, and then she hopped on, but I wasn't allowed to touch. Kept my eyes closed most of the time picturing someone about 25 years younger and thinner.

Gave it another two weeks, and thought I'd try again, as I know results are very hit and miss with massage places.

Mammasan took my money, up I went to be confronted by an even OLDER person

Massage was pathetic. Extras took even longer than normal. Was allowed to touch this time.

Naughtyboyuk: Help, what do I need to do to get a decent one at this place?

I did see someone calling herself Fiona in her 40s way back in March, but that was when I actually thought I was going there for a massage with just a happy ending.

Then the next time I went (first review on here) it was the maid who suggested full service and the girl was in her 20s....since then I have always checked when booking that
a) the girl is young
b) full service on offer

Then when at the shop have asked the maid to see the girl before parting with the money

Hopefully as you are now a "regular" they will be happy to discuss openly the service, and girl, over the phone with you

Hope that helps....otherwise perhaps try the Vivastreet add place ( External Link/Members Only have tried twice and whilst the massage was average it wasn't really the point and the girls were good

Guess it is always hit and miss with these places that rotate the girls as you say