Author Topic: Joey - Chinese Massage, Waterloo  (Read 4279 times)

Offline knownassteve

First review for a long-time lurker. I await the slating.

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I wandered to this place, along The Cut, near Waterloo Station around 3pm on a Wednesday. You have to enter through a dry-cleaners and are shown to a side-door. It's a little awkward, but handled quickly and without any funny looks. There's a desk upstairs and I was asked for £30 for 30 mins. I got undressed and Joey entered, looking in her early twenties with a slim figure. I asked for no oil (I prefer the skin-on-skin feeling) and she proceeded with a half decent massage with a few swipes. She spent some time leaning gently on the top of my head, so I took the initiative and had a feel of her legs and bum. She's a good looking girl and was a pleasure to be massaged by.

At the turn-over, I asked what options I had and settled on b2b for £50. This was a little more than I wanted to pay but she was pretty and I was easily defeated. She stripped naked, revealing a lovely figure, nice boobs and was happy fore me to let my hands wander. It was mostly groping, with a little gentle discouragement of any fingering. She spent some time slowly playing with me, not rushing to the finish line. She then offered "hands of legs". I hadn't experienced "legs" before, so she gripped my cock between her thighs and finished things off like that - a strange and rather nice experience! I think we might have gone a little over the 30 mins, but there was no rushing. I heard another punter leaving as I got dressed. They didn't have any wet-wipes or even tissues, and the roll of paper on the massage table was needed to clean up!

The place is a little scruffy round the edges and it's on a busy street next to a cafe, so you'll need to stride in with the purpose of a man with the need of a dry cleaners. While I may have paid a little over the odds, I thoroughly enjoyed the visit.

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No reason to slate you mate but I've long gone off this place given my last two visits were very  :dash:

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Cheers for the review. No need for any concern if you keep pumping them out like that.
Sounds very "no frills" there. The last couple of Chinese places I've been to have been "meh" and I'm not tempted back yet.

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Cheers for the review. No need for any concern if you keep pumping them out like that.
Sounds very "no frills" there. The last couple of Chinese places I've been to have been "meh" and I'm not tempted back yet.

It's a shadow of itself considering Lily and Pink used to rule the roost here. And I'd give anything for another session with the receptionist who worked under the previous ownership.