Fancied a half decent massage today and something for afters, so went for an hour at Relax Life on the spur of the moment.
£50 for the hour, paid at the front desk, and was taken downstairs by what looked like a decent looking 30ish year old Chinese (I assume) lady.
First half an hour was actually a decent back and leg rub down, took a few kinks out of my back and neck, decent deep pressure.
I'd left £40 on the side under my phone to make it clear I was up for a bit more, and after she made some comment about it being hot in the room I suggested she took her clothes off then....
Agreed the £40 for body to body plus giving her a good grope.
Top came off, which was a huge let down, massively padded bra was boosting a pair of tiny little tits, with admittedly nice big nips.
Then had to go through the charade of her taking one leg of her trousers off - "this enough" - er no... then the trousers came off and she wanted to keep her knickers on "this enough?" - er no etc etc.
She then gave a pretty crappy B2B most of which involved her just lying on me and breathing in my ear, and the eunsuing good bit was her rubbing her fanny against my dick to the point that I was worried it was going to pop straight inside her, but finished up after about ten minutes, cleaned up and left.
Neutral only - awful tits, lame B2B, but a decent massage, and the slight concern of fanny to unprotected dick proximity.
