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Spotted this one some time ago and parked it in my “Hit List” based on price, services provided and location, I've waiting to see if any reviews came through either on AW or UK Punting, nothing came through recently and some gallery photo's have been removed (understandable with what she told me P & C) so I thought for half hour not much to lose and TOFTT at £60 for half hour seems reasonable and worth the chance.

Glad I did!!

Services and Price:

£60 half hour, asked for DFK, OWO, 69, covered sex (CG and / or RCG) and to finish with CIM and swallow.

Lets get some facts in the open or issues out of the way so we can concentrate on the main event because she will not appeal to everyone and this is my review!!

Very petite – around size 6 – 8 (I'm not great with size so my guess is 6) very toned, has had three kids but FFS you would never believe it, used to be big into swimming

Tattoos – plenty of ink but reasonably artistic (no love / hate on fingers or mum / dad daggers) and it doesn't bother me

Breast's / Nipples – Small but firm and both nipples pierced in a Rock chick way (but not a Rock Chick)

Age – Highlights 46 years old and I'm pretty sure it's very accurate

Height – around 5.3ft

Smoker – Yes, but fresh breath

Drinker – Likes a drink and had one before I arrived, I drink so who cares and I don't judge SP's by what they drink, it's about communication, hygiene, services and safety

Location – Central and safe, I know the area very well and not an issue day or night, I arrived at 11pm and have no issues, it's safe

On first impressions you may believe a mistake has been made in visiting because of her character but she is just bang down to earth and says it how it is, no hairs and graces and wants to make you feel comfortable and she does, very likeable.
None of the above bothered me because what she provided prior and during the above half hour meet was absolutely brilliant for loads of reasons.

Sent a message through AW to initiate contact, replied straight away when she logged on, sent text messages to initiate contact and asked when could chat discuss, so great communication and when we did chat it was very relaxed, informative, entertaining and funny and she knew I wanted a full on GFE (and that's what I got)!!, so we planned a meeting quite quickly.

Arrived at around 11pm a bit later than arranged owing to roadworks / traffic, greeted with a smile and invite in to find her wearing gym type clothing and presented me with a very passionate first kiss at the door (great start a proper kisser), I'd told her to wear what she wanted to, as we walked up the stairs I couldn't take my eyes off her petite arse, it looked so inviting, no fat, nicely toned and a great set of pins attached.

Into the dimly lit bedroom, very clean and fresh and some more full on kissing (tongues in play, oh yes). Sat on the bed for some chat, she never asked about the paperwork but I placed it on her dressing table from which she said that could have waited, we both got naked on the bed and so the fun began.


Went into full on tongue wrestling, proper DFK, this girl loves to kiss, stroke and feel your body all over, legs, arms, chest and back, as it got more intense the hands started to wander all over, she was rubbing my cock and massaging my balls, I opened her legs and started massaging her fully shaved pussy and started to gradually insert a finger slowly and to my surprise and pleasure this girl is tight.

This went on for about 5 minutes the kissing and foreplay was really nice, she looked at me and told me she wanted my cock in her mouth, this is where the WOW factor kicked in for me because this girl is the full oral package, her technique is awesome and she just knows and feels her way around in a really sensual way, it's not frantic or porn star like, it's just paced unbelievably well, now I'm probably average at best but she took it all the way down nice and slowly with ease, cupping my balls and gliding up and down with great rhythm like a piston in first gear, I could feel myself rising so pulled her over for 69 to take my mind off how good she was sucking my cock.

A really nice pussy, cleanly shaven, fresh and tight, this girl loves to be licked, she was grinding away on my tongue, I placed my fingers on her pussy lips, opened her up and started to tongue fuck her and sliding a finger in from which she started moaning as I licked and fingered her pussy, I was enjoying myself that much I forgot to have a taste of the starfish but that could be something for another visit, I don't believe she got off, but I was to busy enjoying myself and it was time for her to fuck me.

Rubbered me up, “you want me to fuck you on top she says” hell yes, on she jumps, slides me in and fuckin hell this girl is tight and she knows how to work it, pace changing, grinding, squatting, coming back for DFK whilst fucking the life out of me, ffs, the tightness was getting me close, I was massaging on her tits and squeezing slapping her arse to ease the pressure but that just encouraged her to fuck me harder, it worked for a while but she knew I was getting close, she looked at me with a “yeah look”, jump off, removed the rubber and just sucked the life out of me, she worked my cock to death with her mouth, occasionally using her hands but it was all mouth action and I just could not hold on, blew my load and I could feel myself reloading and shooting, she just carried on, and on, and on and swallowed the lot, she never spilt a drop of my juice, continued sucking and licking my bell end until I was flacid, she looked at me with a look of satisfaction and accomplishment, this girl does know how to look after you.

I looked at my watch and it was 23.40, 10 minutes over the half hour, definitely not a clock watcher, nothing in the room to suggest she can see the time, we started to chat so without wanting to kick me out it felt like a really good GFE, I had a lingering snog at the door and left at 23.55.

I just need to point out something important because this girl will not be to everyone's liking, I had a really great connection with her because of who I am, what I'm like and where I've come from so we had a few things in common and we clicked easily, that said it may not happen with everyone so please be mindful of this, for me looks are not as important as they may be to some, it's about character, personality and a willingness to give you a great time and make you feel special without being fake and for me this was one of the best meeting's I've had in 5 years.

I've provided a more in depth review than normal because I had such a good time, great VFV on an half hour meet, my only criticism would be her phone rang half way through but she switched it off and it did not have any effect on the meeting.

Would I return? Already planning to!!

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Nice review, John. I do quite like her ‘alternative’ look. As I find myself in that area from time to time, I might well give her a try.

Offline John the Sextist

MTB,

Please note everything in my review, as much as I wouldn't resist you to a visit I've just checked your reviews and our choice of SP's don't seem to have much in common.

But as you say nothing wrong with a bit of alternative, I just don't want you leaving disappointed where I left fully satisfied  :drinks: :unknown:

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Interesting and thanks for the advice. At the moment I seem to be more into 35 to 45 yo MILFS. I tend to find they provide a more engaged service and have a little more depth to their personalities. Your comments at the end about character, personality and willingness, I find quite compelling.
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Thanks for that review, I think I might partake when next in the area.

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Oh hello !!! Size 6/8 blonde that's covered in ink and takes a load in her gob then swallows the lot.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Me thinks you found a goodun here MrJtS.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Cheers for sharing fella.  :drinks: :drinks:

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Well I thank you MrFF,

A bit of praise from those who see you as the master client and of being very proficient in how you articulate gives me great pleasure.

If I'm right in reading your reviews then your tooling could well take her on a journey from which she may never recover and will leave her with mental scars for the rest of her life.

 :hi: :drinks:

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Well I thank you MrFF,

A bit of praise from those who see you as the master client and of being very proficient in how you articulate gives me great pleasure.

If I'm right in reading your reviews then your tooling could well take her on a journey from which she may never recover and will leave her with mental scars for the rest of her life.

 :hi: :drinks:

PMSL  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm nowt more than a nobody prick MrJtS.  ;) ;)

...a nobody prick that's been in many a black hole that many other pricks have been in before and that many others will follow me into...

....and that's how I like it.  :hi: :hi:




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Yes,

and I intend to stay clear of those holes you highlight for fear of not touching the sides and being lost in a void of darkness!!

 :drinks: :yahoo: :D

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I was looking for a punt today and I had another look at this lass. However, I noticed one of her previous clients has had a couple of meetings with the barebacker, Candy Cane. While I’m not implyng that this lass partakes in unprotected sex, it’s too risky for me.
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I was looking for a punt today and I had another look at this lass. However, I noticed one of her previous clients has had a couple of meetings with the barebacker, Candy Cane. I’m not implyng that this lass partakes in unprotected sex, it’s too risky for me.

FFS  :dash: :dash:

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I was looking for a punt today and I had another look at this lass. However, I noticed one of her previous clients has had a couple of meetings with the barebacker, Candy Cane. While I’m not implyng that this lass partakes in unprotected sex, it’s too risky for me.

Link as there's more than 1 lass calling herself CandyCane.

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I was looking for a punt today and I had another look at this lass. However, I noticed one of her previous clients has had a couple of meetings with the barebacker, Candy Cane. While I’m not implyng that this lass partakes in unprotected sex, it’s too risky for me.

I've had another, closer, look at this now I'm sat at a PC and it's looking to me like this punter went and saw the scumbag barebacker sometime after he saw this one.

I'll be asking her about pox test results and if she says the right things, IE offers to show me, then she'll be back on my list.

As I keep saying punting ain't for the faint at heart and any punter that believes this game is risk free is IMHO in the wrong game.  :hi: :hi:

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I've had another, closer, look at this now I'm sat at a PC and it's looking to me like this punter went and saw the scumbag barebacker sometime after he saw this one.

I'll be asking her about pox test results and if she says the right things, IE offers to show me, then she'll be back on my list.

As I keep saying punting ain't for the faint at heart and any punter that believes this game is risk free is IMHO in the wrong game.  :hi: :hi:
Fair enough. I can’t expect the lass to do her due diligence on a punter who sees a B.B. after her.

I’ll be interested your review Fishy, if you go to see her. I quite like her look and she’s conveniently located.

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 :( I had another booking arranged yesterday afternoon but she pulled the plug on me owing to personal reasons but looking to re arrange for next week  :rolleyes:

Communication is strange at times, radio silence but once you text and she remembers who you are then messages are fired over quite rapid, but she does seem genuine or as genuine as an SP can be lol :unknown:

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It's all about research guys. The punter with 115 feedback has seen Rachel 53 and dirt box 333 before seeing SP and both of these do bb. Research gents research.  :bomb:
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It's all about research guys. The punter with 115 feedback has seen Rachel 53 and dirt box 333 before seeing SP and both of these do bb. Research gents research.  :bomb:

Indeed it is all about research.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The 2 scumbags  :vomit: :vomit: you highlight are from some time ago.

Hence my comment about pox test results.  :hi: :hi:

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It lies dormant..... Just waiting to strike!  :dash: :diablo:
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It lies dormant..... Just waiting to strike!  :dash: :diablo:

What lies dormant MrPP ??  :unknown: :unknown:

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Brain of a flippin goldfish :bomb:

Is that right.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Suggest you read this MrPP.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=131712.0

Those of us that do our research know all about the risks of syphilis. We then take a considered view have done our risk assessment.  :hi: :hi:

To podge, or not to podge, that is the question.  :lol: :lol:



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Is that right.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Suggest you read this MrPP.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=131712.0

Those of us that do our research know all about the risks of syphilis. We then take a considered view have done our risk assessment.  :hi: :hi:

To podge, or not to podge, that is the question.  :lol: :lol:

I hate reading stuff like that. As I read I start to wonder if my runny nose is a symptom of an STI or just a cold and that tenderness in my testicle or was I just a bit wild last time?? ......  :scare:

Not quite due for my checks but I think I’ll go early anyway :mad:

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So Mr fishyfoo or should that be fu@ktardfoo:
Syphilis can remain dormant in the body for many years, typically between the secondary and late stages. During this time, symptoms are not present; but the infection remains in your body is infectious to sex partners. The late stage of syphilis can occur anywhere from 2 to 30 years after initial infection.
So yes, it can lay dormant like a ticking time bomb.... Would you like me to post it again incase you've swam around the bowl and forgotten?  :bomb: :dash:
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So Mr fishyfoo or should that be fu@ktardfoo:
Syphilis can remain dormant in the body for many years, typically between the secondary and late stages. During this time, symptoms are not present; but the infection remains in your body is infectious to sex partners. The late stage of syphilis can occur anywhere from 2 to 30 years after initial infection.
So yes, it can lay dormant like a ticking time bomb.... Would you like me to post it again incase you've swam around the bowl and forgotten?  :bomb: :dash:

Well if you're so fucking stupid that you don't get tested regularly then you deserve everything that later stage syphilis gifted you.

If you are so fucking stupid that you don't understand that early stage syphilis is easily detected during regular routine screening at the pox clinic then I'll let my peers decide who the fucktard is here.

I get tested every 4 to 6 weeks so I don't consider it to be worthy of my attention.

If the whore I'm fucking gets tested every 4 to 6 weeks I don't consider it to be worthy of my attention.

Afterall it's only syphilis and is easily cured during it's early stages.

NOW FUCK OFF YOU STD TROLL CUNT.
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Thank you MrFF,
A response of playground proportions always serves to prove my facts correct :dance:
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Thank you MrFF,
A response of playground proportions always serves to prove my facts correct :dance:

Is that right MrPissPoor.

What's you point here ??

Are you actually trying to tell us all that this pro$$ie has syphilis ?? If yes please feel free to post the evidence.

If not I suggest you shut the fuck up as all you seem to be to me is a paranoid STD TROLL.  :dash: :dash: :dash:


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I hate reading stuff like that. As I read I start to wonder if my runny nose is a symptom of an STI...

Does this relate to your Woody Woodpecker signature move  :D

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Does this relate to your Woody Woodpecker signature move  :D
Dat role play eeesss very popular wiz ze laydeeez



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FF... She used to advertise bb. Enough said. You seem to be defending her lots. Just saying.
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FF... She used to advertise bb. Enough said. You seem to be defending her lots. Just saying.
Now you bring this up.  Why not earlier in the thread. :unknown:

Useful info and if backed by evidence we can put her in the B.B. thread. You do seem to know quite a lot  about this WG. Have you met her?

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Now you bring this up.  Why not earlier in the thread. :unknown:

Useful info and if backed by evidence we can put her in the B.B. thread. You do seem to know quite a lot  about this WG. Have you met her?

MY THOUGHTS AS WELL.  :dash: :dash:  :dash:

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FF... She used to advertise bb. Enough said.You seem to be defending her lots. Just saying.

That's a strong accusation !!!

If you knew this why did you keep it to yourself until now ??  :dash: :dash:

FFS MrPP are you here to share or are you here to shit stir as it seems to me it's the latter.

How do you work out I'm "defending her" ?? Unlike you MrPissPoor I ain't making unsubstantiated accusations about this whore potentially having syphilis you are.

Now substantiate your accusations with some hard evidence or FUCK OFF !!!  :hi: :hi:



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Seems this lass had a previous profile on AW - Hornyborebitch43

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158883.msg1753796#msg1753796

Perhaps IR34 can shed some light on the B.B. claims.

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Seems this lass had a previous profile on AW - Hornyborebitch43

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158883.msg1753796#msg1753796

Perhaps IR34 can shed some light on the B.B. claims.

Both those old profiles have some shocking feedback.  :scare: :scare:

Not good reading at all.  :bomb: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :bomb:

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Seems this lass had a previous profile on AW - Hornyborebitch43

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158883.msg1753796#msg1753796

Perhaps IR34 can shed some light on the B.B. claims.

I never got to meet her. I fancy myself a frail milf at times, but twice she cancelled on me, and I was done.


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I never got to meet her. I fancy myself a frail milf at times, but twice she cancelled on me, and I was done.
I’m assuming you might have noticed and not booked her had she been advertising B.B. at the time.

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I’m assuming you might have noticed and not booked her had she been advertising B.B. at the time.

I don't remember her advertising BB, in either of her ads. She was friendly when I called her, I remember, maybe it was purely coincidence that I got screwed twice, and she had genuine reasons to cancel, but that was that. It was quite a while back, tbf. So, I can't guarantee anything, and benefit of doubt from me, but I don't remember any BB ad.

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So Mr PP diverts the attention from the perfectly accurate review to satisfy his own retarded comments without an ounce of evidence to back up his accusations.

So do one you fuck wit.

By the way, I've been back for a second helping and it was better than the first time but no way can I be arsed to write another lengthy review so I'll just endorse the fact that she provides a bloody good service on half hour - VGVFM

Nuff said and Mr PP, don't come back with a retort because with your retarded opinions they will be considered worthless, which if truth be known probably mirrors you.

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