Hot Bianca - 1882246. Bit of a dick.

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So Plan A never showed up - GRRR - and I needed a plan B at short notice. Bianca and I share a bus route, and she was available at an hours' (never sure whether or not to apostrophise that or not) notice for an incall. £70 for half an hour.

She's been reviewed quite extensively on this site - sometimes positively - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17119.msg265734
and sometimes negatively - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21015.msg314697
so I wasn't expecting great things, but I should have paid more heed to what mrhappypants said in that negative review as he was absolutely on the money.

She's moved to Tower Bridge from her previous place in Old Street, and it's a lovely flat - to the extent that I was quite envious. Very safe, very clean, situated in modern yuppie block just off the river. Met me at the door in lingerie and took me to her room downstairs. Started undressing herself and encouraging me to do so which I thought was going to segway into some nice GFE but instead I was instructed to lie down on the bed. Previous posts about her cracking body are absolutely correct. She's pretty too - nice eyes, sultry look. But could do with a teeth whitening. As I look at her profile pictures now, she should get rid of that photo of her lying down as she looks like Fatima bloody Whitbread. But the photos generally give a good impression of what she looks like.

But my God, her attitude is appalling. Like, really, really bad. I thought mrhappypants might have just caught her on a bad day, but he's absolutely right. Allow me to evidence this.

She announced that I had skin like a chicken when I took my strides off.
When asking where I was from, and the response being 'Yorkshire' she replied "Where is that?, speak English"
She remarked that I was lazy for preferring outcalls.
She also remarked that the fact that I got stood up today was good karma (I promise you I'm not making this up) for all the times that we punters are no-shows.
When I asked if Bianca was her real name, she tutted and said "It makes no difference".
She asked me in a strangely accusatory tone why I didn't cum during sex.

the second problem is her service - not the standard of service, but its limitations. I knew about the lack of owo, but would not allow ANY kissing - not even a light pet during missionary. To the extent that she was moving her face away to avoid mine!
Would only allow me to cum in the condom - which I find so frustrating. Love to finish the session by cumming on chest etc.
Would not go on top for unspecified reasons. To be fair though, she did allow doggy on the floor (which is one of my favourites). She may have relented about being on top but I couldn't be bothered to negotiate with her any more - just wanted to pop and be done with it by that point. Wouldn't have been surprised if she had reservations about holding my fucking hand.
She then continued her slightly unpredictable and unfiltered observations on the world as I hurriedly dressed myself. She's wondering why she's not getting as many regulars now she's moved to her new flat. I suspected it was less about geography and more about the fact that she acts like a 12 year old both in terms of behaviour and approach to sex.

In brief;

Positives
Nice, safe, clean flat. Nice bed - lots of cushions and pillows.
Very fit girl - great body.
Fantastic flange with enormous droopy beef curtains - great pleasure to chow down on them.
Good covered OW - in truth you don't notice it is covered, good variations, and IIRC there was some deep throat.
Good enthusiastic performance in the two sexual positions she's prepared to assume. Had me solid as a rock throughout the half hour.

Negatives
Complete lack of GFE
No OWO, NO kissing (not even a kiss goodbye), no cumming out of the condom.
Has all the social graces of Janet Street Porter - you can't insult punters and expect them to come back.

I'm glad she was available, and I'm glad I made she short trip, and she does perform well within her limited framework, but it was not a pleasurable experience overall.
Oh, almost forgot to mention - i asked her to guess my age and she underestimated it by 6 years. She then asked how old i thought she was, telling me that punters almost overestimate her age. I was about to say 25 (which is what she looks like) but I put a few years on and said 28.
She's 21.
Serves her right, the silly cow.

In summary she needs to retake her hooker exams as she's a long way off the pass mark.

 

[mrhappypants]

She was SUCH a bad punt I had to post my experience after reading the glowing posts others had made about her.  You'll notice my review was also rebutted.  Draw your own conclusions...

[chelsea1962]

From Yorkshire speak english    looked at her a few months ago
glad i didnt bother thanks for the report and your right about the Fatima photo horrible

[backofthenet]

well I've got your back on this one, innit bruv. Thank God i didn't spend more than £70.

[random]

Kissing and OWO aren't mentioned on the profile or are they listed in the enjoys list. Considering that cumming on her body would be pretty unlikely. Her attitude does sound shit though. Must be jaded.

I saw Sweet/Curvy Cristina there when they were at Old Street. I thought she was really nice and great in mish but I knew what her limitations were beforehand. All the girls there seem to have the same list of enjoys. The price was lower back then too, £50 for 30 mins.

[backofthenet]

yeah, in retrospect I should have consulted the list a bit more thoroughly - but the absence of ANY kissing amazed me.

I've been thinking about this today - this lack of kissing took away any sense of believability - meant that I was constantly reminded that she was providing a service. A good WG, IMO, should make you think that she is not only enjoying it (that can depend largely on your performance) but, crucially, that she is there of her own volition and not for the money that has changed hands. With Bianca, it felt like she was providing access to certain parts of her body for a limited time rather than an enthusiastic sexual partner. And to top it off, she's a royal arsehole. 

[frodobaggins]

I found her quite funny - I've got long hair and when I took my hat off she said 'What the fuck is going on up there?'  Different strokes for different folks I guess.   I agree her services are VERY vanilla but on the other hand she's cheap and hot...