British_Jade Beware she's very clever at relieving you of your money!

[blue!]

Been thinking a lot about how best to play the following as I feel stupid for getting played. I decided to approach British_Jade who works out of the popular Village hotel in Edinburgh. Booking agreed and confirmed by AW emails and i turn up smelling rather nice it has to be said and all prepared to dodge reception. I call (as agreed) to seek out the room number. No reply. Several texts/calls later i decide to move on. I messaged her via AW and did receive a reply the following day indicating an emergency family issue had arisen. I know, the standard stock line but i fell for it. Keen to make amends Jade discusses her desire to find a new Sugar Daddy (as advertised on her AW web page.

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Like a puppy I'm seduced by her sultry voice and flirty messages. I agree to explore this route with all the benefits it offers (see her web page) and decided to impress her by booking the Balmoral (no less) for dinner to finalise our agreement.

The food was magnificent and the service excellent. I paid my escort 'friend' £1,000 for her 2 hour dinner date service and thought it pricey but good value if we meet twice per week for a month. So a grand lighter we left the dining hall where she made her apologies for having to leave sharp to get home to attend to her puppy. No kiss goodbye, no handshake, no embrace. Bit cold I thought bearing in mind I'd just paid out a grand.
Obviously, I've contacted her on multiple occasions (nicely at first) to arrange meetings only to be told her sister has moved in following her relationship breakdown so Jade can't meet anyone at home or hotels as she needs to look after her sibling 24%7. No offer of moneyback despite my request and niw shes barred me.

So why post this now... Well i wouldn't want someone else to fall into my trap. As i indicated I'm a stupid fool and it probably serves me right. On a positive note two three course meals at the Balmoral cost £76. That is  £100 less that expected so i guess i made a saving there. 

[J_H]

Slightly daft question, but why haven't you left a negative review on her AW profile?

[Matrix]

Managed to pay a grand for something she advertises £350 for! 

I've heard that she sounds rather common.

[pingug]

I don’t understand the whole sugar daddy thing its just retarded even the wish lists lots of these wg and ‘models’ have on social media. some of them are even asking for mundane everyday things, buy me a phone, buy me a microwave, its difficult enough to get your moneys worth out of a prostitute so what do you think you are going to get giving that much money up front, twice a month, you could visit a girl twice a month for 6 months and just pay on the day

[J_H]

I don’t understand the whole sugar daddy thing

Nor me, just pay as you pump!

[TKovac]

I've heard that she sounds rather common.

Very, might just be weegie accent though. Sounds very chavy. Which is no bad thing sometimes. Defiantly more geordie shores than made in Chelsea

[PR67]

Managed to pay a grand for something she advertises £350 for! 

I've heard that she sounds rather common.

He was also expecting another 8, I'm assuming half hour, punts for £650. That's an extra £11.25 a punt, not much of a sugar daddy.

Mental to part with that amount of money without at least being in the position to pump her once. Fair play for coming on here and posting about it but I don't think many need to be warned about the 'trap' of handing a grand over to a prossie you've just met in return for dinner and some promises, especially when she's already fucked you over on a booking.

[blue!]

Jade, is obviously on the ball. Booking made through AW for dinner date but she did not confirm by AW. She confirmed by text. After the meal she had the choice of not accepting the booking so I couldn't leave negative feedback. Obviously, i have text messages and AW messages between us but the best thing I can do given my deck of cards is to inform other potential clients of her actions. Don't get me wrong I checked her feedback out before hand it all seemed good and positive. In my mind I thought lets meet give her the cash, she seems genuine, what could possibly go wrong... Doh!

[suckmyglock]

oh what did the police say !!!

[DaVINCI]

oh what did the police say !!!

He never mentioned the Police  even if he went there, l do not hold out much hope of him getting his money back.

The rule is never pay in advance to a SP. Seems to be a lot of this going on at present 

[Trash10Ben]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You must’ve more money than sense. 

You deserve what you get for being so stupid.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

[S.X. MacHine]

Jade, is obviously on the ball. Booking made through AW for dinner date but she did not confirm by AW. She confirmed by text. After the meal she had the choice of not accepting the booking so I couldn't leave negative feedback. Obviously, i have text messages and AW messages between us but the best thing I can do given my deck of cards is to inform other potential clients of her actions. Don't get me wrong I checked her feedback out before hand it all seemed good and positive. In my mind I thought lets meet give her the cash, she seems genuine, what could possibly go wrong... Doh!

Ok. Since you didn't shag her, we can't expect a review.
At least do a Tripadvisor style commentary on the food at the Balmoral. I've heard very mixed reports of the newly refurbished brasserie...

[Matrix]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You must’ve more money than sense. 

You deserve what you get for being so stupid.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

I've let my dick rule head in those situations so many times.  It's cost me a fortune.  No more though.  Quality over quantity.

 

[Trash10Ben]

Lol thanks Matrix.  Thankfully my wasted cash has been over time, not all at once. Lol

[Trash10Ben]

It’s part of punting right?  Not a grand at a time though lol

[DickDiver]

I can't help but feel had he just given me the cash we'd have got 7 or 8 quality reviews out of it and he still wouldn't have got his hole. Seems a better outcome for the punting community.

[Trash10Ben]

I can't help but feel had he just given me the cash we'd have got 7 or 8 quality reviews out of it and he still wouldn't have got his hole. Seems a better outcome for the punting community.

Graham Norton has a better chance than the OP of pumping the SP.

[Boinky]

I can't help but feel had he just given me the cash we'd have got 7 or 8 quality reviews out of it and he still wouldn't have got his hole. Seems a better outcome for the punting community.

 

[Loki]

Don't get me wrong I checked her feedback out before hand it all seemed good and positive.

I don't like kicking someone when they're down (that much) but...

1) you're a twat.
2) you obviously never looked on here for her reviews, as they are shite.
3) see 1) 
4) you've just found out AW reviews are 100% fucking useless
5) see 1)

You're not the first, and no doubt won't be the last, it's a tough pill to swallow, hope you've learnt your lesson to stop being a fluffy twat... get back up and go and bang a hoor at £60 for the half hour.... 

 

[Poopster]

C'mon chaps, let's not kick the guy when he's down.  Yeah, he's been a colossal idiot but at least he's had the balls to mention it, plenty of others would have kept their gobs shut.  We have enough fuckers lurking and now posting reviews without putting this one off too.

OP, thanks for posting this.

[Poopster]

I can't help but feel had he just given me the cash we'd have got 7 or 8 quality reviews out of it and he still wouldn't have got his hole. Seems a better outcome for the punting community.

 
Well, yeah,  there is this too.   

[tynetunnel]

Ouch. Sorry for your loss, but thanks for sharing it so others may avoid her.

[Jayf]

Ouch. That's a sore yin. Didn't think any wg was even worth a grand. I wouldn't pay anymore than  £70 for half n hour. But I'm a tight cunt lol

[spud jizz]

cant understand why the op doesn't get a throw away sim card, make another appointment, try not to give her another grand, and have it out with her 

[seeker]

Unfuckingbelievable
Op your a twat 
Thanks for sharing though 

[HornyWanderer]

This is the UKP definition of schadenfreude.
Whilst I feel sorry for the OP, some of the results are fucking funny.

[hillingdonpete]

You have taken leave of your senses.

[Uncle Buck]

Why would anyone ever pay a SP £1000 (not sure if the £76 for dinner was over and above the grand) for anything ever?
I’m sorry, I’m just not wearing it. It’s seems far fetched in the extreme. A quick glance at UKP and any fuckwit can read the horror stories of releasing cash before agreeing services. So to part with £1000 on some sort of power trip seems absurd.
I do apologise if I have misrepresented the OP but it sounds like a Jackanory to me. Haven’t a clue what the motive would be for story telling but I’m sticking to my guns for the time being.

UB

[DickDiver]

cant understand why the op doesn't get a throw away sim card, make another appointment, try not to give her another grand, and have it out with her 

Because he knows as well as you do that she'd talk him into a week in Tenerife, £7000 in fees, a shopping allowance for every day and he wouldn't even get a peck on the cheek back at Edinburgh airport.

Don't get me wrong, she is a complete cunt but he should have is bank card and his AW login removed from him for his own safety.

[seeker]

A cunt and a twat someone was bound to get fucked 
Turned out to be the twat that got shafted 

[Jock-Scot]

cant understand why the op doesn't get a throw away sim card, make another appointment, try not to give her another grand, and have it out with her 

Not sure he'd get much of his dosh back if any, but taking a face pic and posting it here and possibly on UKE, may be an idea. Name and shame her is about the best he'd achieve.

[henry brubaker]

Nothing she did seemed very clever. Just that you are really fucking stupid.

[Jock-Scot]

Just when I thought £1,000 on a working girl was stupid..........

A couple from Plymouth got stung to the tune of just under £6,000 buying a Range Rover on eBay!
 
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[markwin]

The large number of OPs who've seriously considered with the idea of giving £1000 to an SP who's just dashing off to look after her puppy, and who's previously stood them up, will no doubt be grateful for this cautionary tale. Apparently this isn't a good idea. Who'd have thought? 

I think the clue to the OP's mental outlook (I use this term advisedly) may be discerned most readily from this tragically revealing aside in his 'review': "I decided to impress her by booking the Balmoral (no less) for dinner."   

That said, I'm having trouble believing a word of this. Surely no one is THAT stupid...?

[Moby Dick]

Unbelievable.

OP you have been lurking on this site for 2years. What were you thinking?

Is this your first punt?
I wouldn't consider an "arrangement" or even anything social before shagging them first in either 30min/60min booking.

[DaVINCI]

Why would anyone ever pay a SP £1000 (not sure if the £76 for dinner was over and above the grand) for anything ever?
I’m sorry, I’m just not wearing it. It’s seems far fetched in the extreme. A quick glance at UKP and any fuckwit can read the horror stories of releasing cash before agreeing services. So to part with £1000 on some sort of power trip seems absurd.
I do apologise if I have misrepresented the OP but it sounds like a Jackanory to me. Haven’t a clue what the motive would be for story telling but I’m sticking to my guns for the time being.

UB

l initially thought it was the schools had broke up early  but looking at it further, it’s a continual of the wee head ruling the big head  it’s unfortunate that the OP had to learn the hard way but never pay a SP in advance as in this situation there is rarely a reclaiming of the money.

Maybe the OP should change his name to blue!balls   

In all seriousness, thanks to the OP and hope the money can be reclaimed legitimately.

[Y_45]

I feel for the OP....we've all done stupid things in presence of a younger good looking lass.

I do get the temptation of a sugar daddy type arrangement where you can occasionally have your way with a good looking younger girl, but wouldn't consider one from AW who also state hourly rates..!!

[Jock D]

Fair play for coming on here and posting about it but I don't think many need to be warned about the 'trap' of handing a grand over to a prossie you've just met in return for dinner and some promises, especially when she's already fucked you over on a booking.

This^^^^

I'm reluctant to pay £60 up front for a half hour punt.

[Moby Dick]

I feel for the OP....we've all done stupid things in presence of a younger good looking lass.

I do get the temptation of a sugar daddy type arrangement where you can occasionally have your way with a good looking younger girl, but wouldn't consider one from AW who also state hourly rates..!!

I think you are a bigger fool than the OP.
One for feeling for the OP, secondly for posting such bollocks as "occasionally"!!
Just book and fuck as you go, when you feel like it not her.

This thread should be retitled "how easy it is to separate a fool from their money"

[seeker]

I feel for the OP....we've all done stupid things in presence of a younger good looking lass.

I do get the temptation of a sugar daddy type arrangement where you can occasionally have your way with a good looking younger girl, but wouldn't consider one from AW who also state hourly rates..!!

What a load of  utterly deluded bollocks .
You too are coming over as a fluffy twat
This is not a dating site
It ukp 

[M62B44]

Bumped lol.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Jade, is obviously on the ball. Booking made through AW for dinner date but she did not confirm by AW. She confirmed by text. After the meal she had the choice of not accepting the booking so I couldn't leave negative feedback. Obviously, i have text messages and AW messages between us but the best thing I can do given my deck of cards is to inform other potential clients of her actions. Don't get me wrong I checked her feedback out before hand it all seemed good and positive. In my mind I thought lets meet give her the cash, she seems genuine, what could possibly go wrong... Doh!

If you send a booking but she didnt confirm you can still leave "feedback only".....

[rathbone]

OP, thanks for posting this.

+1

It might be worth adding a cautionary note to the Punting Wiki/ FAQ - a reminder that none of us should EVER hand over money like this as a deposit/ up front payment.  A decent WG will be happy to accept the cash when you meet her in person, and most that ask for payment beforehand seem to be scammers (with a few exceptions).

[Baggino]

We all look for a certain service when we meet someone, especially when its on offer by the girl, who we expect to stick to their word and go through with what they have offered.

A harsh price to pay for a lesson learned but...its still a lesson learned. I know some people will say that its your own fault but were not all the same. Lets hope that only shit befalls her as taking advantage of someone robbing them of cash is a no no, even if you jumped in to the offering a bit too fast.

Thanks for posting. I had been thinking of contacting her.