First review...so go easy on me...
Long time punter, mostly FBSM fan and had an itch on Friday afternoon.
Popped into the Natrual Ways Baker St where I was offered the choice of both Asian and European girls...stupidly I plumped for a EE girl the receptionist called Isabella (I find the Asian girls are a lot more realistic and playful usually but fancied a change).
Down the stairs she comes dressed in black leggings and black tee shirt, obviously no bra beneath it. She's about 5'6", slim, nice arse, bottle blonde, and with a clear complexion. I'm relatively optimistic at this point. I reckon a D cup under there..
Into the room, face down, no towel and off we go. And this is where it all goes south. She asks if I have been before, I say yes. Who did you see? I rarely remember their names so just said oh, loads of different girls. She is cheerful and begins to talk for England..which usually I don't mind but this was drivel...during which she admits her real name is Lisa, she is Bulgarain and she loves her dog. Bloody Hell does she bang on about that dog. The massage during all this perfunctory, no pressure but lots of oil and absolutley no attention to the nether regions, no CC swipes, no nut tickles, no nothing except oily hands gliding about to no effect.
I decide to front it up and ask about extras...she replies what have you had before. All sorts I reply, everything from HE to BJ and of course body to body. She then says I only do topless happy ending. Now at this point I'm remembering the jiggle of those boobs unfettered under that tee shirt so I ask...how much for that? £60. I laughed and the dreaded awkward silence descended. Once they start asking stupid prices I always lose interest.
I even cut the massage short...might as well get to the pub a bit earlier... avoid gents... poor massage, poor attitude and poor pricing policy. I complained to the desk girl on the way out...she tried to do the whole sorry sir thing but plainly didn't give a shit.
