External Link/Members OnlyFirst punt in the UK after joining UKP and I'm afraid I'm off to a terrible start.
Price:
£130 for 1 hour
Services:
OW
Handjob
Protected Sex
Booked her recently with very short notice via text, sent me a street name and once I'm there she gave me the full address and instruction and immediately hung up, weird, but okay. Found the place eventually and she greeted me bottom naked. She actually look better in person without all the Photoshop shenanigans on her profile with a darker skin tone, look wise it's my kind of girl, talks a lot, but it's alright.
Unfortunately this is when it all went down hill, after paperwork and setting a timer on her phone (was it really necessary?) we got straight into business, started with OW with Handjob which just felt terrible and passionless, at one point she was literally just rubbing with her palm while almost dozing off (it was noon), she also started sniffing and blowing her nose and refused to kiss, said she had a cold. (Which was probably true because I had a fucking cold the next day as well) Should have just walked off but I already parted with my money so I thought I might as well make the most out of it.
We moved on to cowgirl and she literally laid flat on top of me and didn't move at all but I can still move my hip and she actually felt pretty tight, but not even five minutes into it she frantically got up and thought I came inside her (I had protection) because "it felt so wet" and thought "the condom ripped", it didn't, the fluid was from her wet pussy, instant turn off. When she sat down again she put her hand on the bottom of my shaft so it wouldn't go so deep (I'm average at best), and did the whole "i thought you came" thing again two minutes later, afterwards she got back down and folded her leg backwards so the top of her feet was flat on my thigh, which made moving almost impossible, and did the whole "I really thought you came" bullshit for the third time and then had the audacity to ask why I didn't came, well maybe because she's trying her hardest to kill the mood and sabotage it? I guess I'll never find out. Finally I got really frustrated and just wanted to get it over with, so I just fucked her as fast as I can and came inside. She then pointed me to the toilet so I can clean up and the toilet bowl has shit stains on it! Left the building with 10 minutes left on the clock, never again.
Hopefully my next punt will be more successful, but again, I doubt it can get much worse than this.
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