Kim - Orchid Thai Massage - Belfast - (Massage Only)

[jayj301599]

orchidthaimassage.co.uk
One hour; £40
Kim

So I thought I'd leave a very quick review on this place, I went with the hope that I would receive some HR. After reading on here that Orchid sometimes does that I went in knowing that it may not happen.

In terms of Comms, very easy. Called up at 4pm and booked myself in for 8. I did try and see some specific girls but they were not available so I just forgot about that and just said anyone would do

I arrived on time, got naked and laid there and waited for my lady to come in. Her name was Kim, the massage was ok. Not great ok, through out the entire thing we chatted, alittle bit of flirting as you do, thinking it would head somewhere. There was no swiping of my cock or balls, no hands going up my inner thighs etc. I did try and push and see if I could spur her on but nothing worked.

Time was coming up and I was expecting to be asked but it never came, at the end I just out and asked any extras to which I was told no.

So this place doesn't deserve a negative because I knew there would be a chance I wouldn't be pleasured but I wouldn't rush to here if you want something more than a massage

[Goldfinch]

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[blackjackketchum]

Did we really need a review of this place it has been frequently discussed at length in the main thread. If you had tried somewhere new then that would have been educational

[Greg05]

orchidthaimassage.co.uk
One hour; £40
Kim

So I thought I'd leave a very quick review on this place, I went with the hope that I would receive some HR. After reading on here that Orchid sometimes does that I went in knowing that it may not happen.

In terms of Comms, very easy. Called up at 4pm and booked myself in for 8. I did try and see some specific girls but they were not available so I just forgot about that and just said anyone would do

I arrived on time, got naked and laid there and waited for my lady to come in. Her name was Kim, the massage was ok. Not great ok, through out the entire thing we chatted, alittle bit of flirting as you do, thinking it would head somewhere. There was no swiping of my cock or balls, no hands going up my inner thighs etc. I did try and push and see if I could spur her on but nothing worked.

Time was coming up and I was expecting to be asked but it never came, at the end I just out and asked any extras to which I was told no.

So this place doesn't deserve a negative because I knew there would be a chance I wouldn't be pleasured but I wouldn't rush to here if you want something more than a massage

How is this a neutral? It’s a punting forum, not a legit massage forum. You went to a legit massage parlour and got a legit massage when you secretly hoped for a happy ending.

[Wee joe]

Waste of money going to these places in my opinion especially if you are hoping for a HE or an "accidental" touch etc etc...

[Billy2k17]

Did we really need a review of this place it has been frequently discussed at length in the main thread. If you had tried somewhere new then that would have been educational

I don’t get this? People are always encouraged to contribution and provide informantion on this forum. This guy puts a review up and still gets stick. Also not everyone will have the time to trawl through a 21 page thread so I’m sure information like this will be appreciated by some.

[Randall_graves]

I reckon the more reviews the better, regardless of how many times a person or place has been discussed. This forum is all about sharing experiences and knowledge.

I can understand why some might not get why this review was put up, as it was a massage only. However, there is a possibility for more there so I think it is still relevant.

[Greg05]

I reckon the more reviews the better, regardless of how many times a person or place has been discussed. This forum is all about sharing experiences and knowledge.

I can understand why some might not get why this review was put up, as it was a massage only. However, there is a possibility for more there so I think it is still relevant.

Yes, but for a punting forum it should have been a negative

[Randall_graves]

Yes, but for a punting forum it should have been a negative

I think I agree with you here Gareth, as the OP said the massage was just ok. An OK massage and no HE would maybe make me lean more towards a negative myself, but it is not my review and I get why he gave it a neutral

[pussylover76]

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[bongobongo101]

Waste of money going to these places in my opinion especially if you are hoping for a HE or an "accidental" touch etc etc...

Lot less of a waste of time if you actually read the massage thread. It's quite clear that not everyone there will do it. So if you book in with someone who has actually already been mentioned as not doing it, what do you expect?