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External Link/Members OnlyI fancied a punt with a mature lady.
Having identified a possibility who seemed to be called Amber Dee in Wetherby, I thought why not so I checked on UKP, no reports, adverse or otherwise so I made the call and bingo.
Comms were good - sounded friendly, happy to provide what I was after so arranged to meet at her place.
Location - 5 mins or so from the A1M, easy to find, parked as directed right behind the flat, off the main street. It was night time, street lighting on the main street, but not so well lit to the rear where I parked.
Cost £100 for 1 hour
I pulled up and parked as directed and as I got out of my car I saw the door being opened by a lady who appeared to be dressed in a basque, stockings and suspenders. She gestured me to come in. I did so and closed the door behind me and I followed her into a bedroom to the right.
At that point she turned round and I saw her properly and close up for the first time. She must have been in her mid 60s rather than 50 as per her advert.
I know that I should have made some excuse, or any excuse and left. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I didn’t leave and instead handed over the £100 and took my clothes off.
Amber/Jenny got undressed, her tits are her best physical feature by a mile. She is a petite lady, a Lancastrian by her accent, very chatty and friendly. I’m sure she is a wonderful person, it’s just that she’s old. Much much older than she claims.
Despite her attempts to wake my cock into life, it just wasn’t having any of it. Oral did nothing, oil and massage did nothing, she flipped round and planted a bushy fanny inches from my face and all I could think of was, “nooooooo.” Thankfully, my cock has far more moral compass than I do, and just wouldn’t play.
In the end, I made some embarrassed apologies, got dressed and left.
It’s taken some time for me to get my head round what happened. During that time I have seen the same lady on AW where she’s known as JennyB. It may be a coincidence that the private pics do not show any close ups of her face, though that is her perogative of course. I have since read a review of JennyB on UKP and I feel the reviewer’s pain.
I’m sure that there are those who will and do find Amber/Jenny fantastic. She will most certainly press the right buttons for many people. It’s just that when you go for a punt expecting a mature aunty type figure (as per the adverts) and you get one who could in fact have been at school with your granny (or even have taught your granny), I think it deserves a negative.
