XXBRITISHBEXXX - Brentwood

[Dajie]

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Saw this lady a few weeks ago in Brentwood. At the time she was renting a flat for a few days, airbnb I guess, and since she appears to be touring her exact location may change from trip to trip. The flat I visited was not far from Brentwood railway station. A bit difficult to park and the block was an absolute labyrinth. New, too. They really cram flats into those new blocks.

However, the flat was modern and clean. On arrival she was friendly, easy to talk to and dressed as requested. She smelled nice. I paid £80 for 30 mins and she delivered the requested services positively. OWO, RO and sex in multiple positions. She has a pretty face. Her hair was shorter than in the photos, but that is what she looks like. From the belly button up she is a credible size 14.

So this is going to be a positive. However..

Her thighs and bottom are very large indeed. Not saggy. Just very large. She alludes to not having the thighs for stockings on her profile, and she is right about that, I think. It didn't put me off. When she is on her back and her legs are in the air I'm not looking there anyway and - as I said, her face is pretty. She has nice boobs. If you like big bottoms, you'll love her.

[Jimmyredcab]

A fat old woman at £140 an hour has no appeal to me, thanks for the review anyway. 

[Dajie]

I don't know, maybe that should have been a neutral.

The thing is, if the profile is accurate and she does what she says she does, I feel value for money is kind of on me.

If anything I would say she looks older in some of the pics than she did in real life. I guess I would have thought her old in my prime. Maybe older women seem less old somehow when they are younger than me!

I still couldn't say if she was fat, exactly. It was like she had the upper and lower bodies of two different women. One above the hips, one below. Never seen anything quite like it.

[muddy funxter]

I don't know, maybe that should have been a neutral.

The thing is, if the profile is accurate and she does what she says she does, I feel value for money is kind of on me.

If anything I would say she looks older in some of the pics than she did in real life. I guess I would have thought her old in my prime. Maybe older women seem less old somehow when they are younger than me!

I still couldn't say if she was fat, exactly. It was like she had the upper and lower bodies of two different women. One above the hips, one below. Never seen anything quite like it.

So she is a freak then? lol just kidding enjoy your punting matey

[Sparta Prada]

If you want the review rating changed to neutral (or even negative) just say the word and someone will do it for you.

[Dajie]

That is thoughtful.

I can only speak for myself though and I enjoyed the visit, the flat was clean and tidy, she was friendly and delivered the advertised services. No unadvertised extras. Well, no unadvertised extra services. So ultimately it was positive for me. Just something worth knowing.

I have had punts that were negative and I guess neutral, but not all those profiles seem to hang around.