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External Link/Members Only Milfily stomping out of my all holes hot list comes this particular pot of Yorkshire tea. I saw a review go up from me old mukker SD and thought an all holes hotpot gulping strumpet from over t'border would be just the ticket.
Comm's.... All done over the phone. She answers texts quite promptly but scheduling a phone took a little doing. I prefer a quick phone natter to get an handle on their attitudes. postcode and parking advice (parking advice always ignored) passed on quite early. Overall decent telephone/text comm 's.
Venue.... tidy terraced house in Ilkley. Nice, clean bedroom. Plenty of free out of eye shot parking in what looked like an ok area.
Looks..... this is where it falls down some. Yes, the pics are likely her but they're from a long time ago. I'd put her age as late 50's and her body is not what her pics belie. She's not a great shape, carrying a loose belly and an aging look about her. That's not a massive deal if the pics are accurate but they're well out of date. I had the horn, I had a pocket full off podging tokens and going from the extensive likes list I thought, bugger it, I'll podge her anyway, but it's fair to say i were a little disappointed by her face to face.
The action..... Once I've got the green light text, I'm in and met by a full on snog with her tongue down my throat. That's a good greeting in my book. I pay and I'm lead upstairs to her bedroom.
Stood up snogs and a gradual removal of both our clothes sees us both in our birthday suits. Onto the bed for a roll around snog and feel up of each other.
I slobber down her body, stopping off at her droopy tits to give em a sucking, eventually reaching her bald pussy to get on with my fingers and tongue oral gig which seems welcome enough.
Fisting is agreed and I start to gently push in, I'm not convinced this lass actually takes a proper fisting as she were too tight/tense to actually fully fist. I'm not a brute and have no intention of hurting anybody so after a 4 fingers & 1 thumb knuckles deep twiddling I decide this isn't going anywhere.
It's my turn for some owo, gentle gfe sucking ensues, pleasant enough but I'd still be there now if I didn't move things along....
It's podging time, on with the rubber and on she climbs for some gentle grinding cow girl. Nice enough but pretty uninspiring, I need a move....
Mish next, I get a good grip of my toy for today and give her a good old lancashire pumping, I'm happy enough grappling away with my tongue down her throat and and pecker stuck inside her until I'm on the move again....
Doggy next, in i go and away i pump. I'm bashing away until I suggest some anal (remember her likes)... The anal suggestion gets a flat refusal, and it's not the size of my cock, that I'm sure. Disappointed, I stay in doggy until I'm thinking I've had enough of this.
I suggest some oral to finish, she wanks and sucks my Lancashire hotpot out and gulps the lot down the hatch (at last an accurate like).
I'm done and can't be arsed with the small talk. I'm dressed and hitting the streets 40 minutes after knocking on the door. I could have paced myself better but it got to the stage that I just wanted to get it over with and get on my way.
To sum up.... Why the neutral...
Well, she's over priced...her age, looks and likes would be more suitable to 100 quid per hour.
She's got very inaccurate profile pics, it's likely her but from years ago.
She doesn't deliver her likes fully, likes which I'd discussed prior to meeting. I'm not convinced this lass offers anal at all, that is not a problem if it's not in their likes.
She's only just dodged a red one by delivering the swallow, having good comm's, being punctual, clean and having an ok base.
Would I recommend.... not for most really, she might be suitable for a much older punter that wants a slow gfe with a lass in the same age bracket but in truth she's 20 quid out of bed on her prices and has a very inaccurate profile. There's a lot better around.
Would I return.... Can't see that happening!
