I had a couple of hours to kill on a Monday before my train home, so I thought I'd try my first walk up. From what I'd read this one was the safest bet so I headed on over.
Location: A fairly anonymous door on the street leading to a short corridor with stair at the end. Stopped at the first flat, I understand that there is another above, and knocked. the maid answered and showed me to the room. The room was OK, clean, walls covered with outfits and a big menu of services on the wall, no pretence at being a massage parlour down here then!
The Girl: very attractive eastern European young lady, who spoke fairly good English. About 5'10" tall without shoes, dark shoulder length hair with a bit of a curl. She was slim but not painfully so, nice big pert boobs which looked and felt real. Pleasant and polite but a little withdrawn and not chatty i.e, she'd talk but not initiate any talk, but that was enough for it not to be one of those awkward mono-syllabic punts.
The service:
I got into the room and Ellie gestured at the menu and asked what I'd like, decided to play it safe and go for 30 minutes (£65) as I can be a bit of a slow starter. If figured it'd be best to book a longer time and hopefully leave satisfied than try pump and dump and leave frustrated. I spotted the not so small print on the menu - everything covered, no 69, anal or kissing (if memory serves), at least they are up-front about it.
We started with a massage, my choice, to relax a little. Massage wasn't up to much to be honest, so once I'd chilled out a bit I suggested turning over. Is suspect she would have happily carried on otherwise.
When I turned over she said, "You want blow job?", silly question. On with the mac, and bonus points for putting it on properly, many leave it at "half mast", very annoying. And then the "blow job", she gently gripped the old chap between her pearly whites and bobbed her head up and down. "Interesting start" I thought, not unpleasant. Unfortunately, that was the sum total of the blow job, rubbing her teeth up and down on it, in between giving it a little shake, at no point making contact with lips or tongue. I thought about asking her to do it properly but figured there's no point, plus the wilt was setting in, so suggested moving onto the main event.
Out came the lube while I resuscitated the poor fellow, a big glob was applied. That's never a good sign, it often means a sensation-less shag. Went for good old reliable missionary, slipped in easily (not surprising given the thorough lube job) and got to work. Despite the lube I started to get into it and by and by filled the bag. Ellie seemed happy to take a good (well oiled) shagging and there was none of that overacting that you get with some girls.
Pros:
great body, nice boobs
polite and pleasant in a shop assistanty way
Middling Stuff:
Reserved
crap massage but that's not why I was there.
Cons:
Had a tooth job instead of a blow job
Would have like to do some of the don'ts on the menu!
Overall: Pulling back to a neutral as the bonk was OK after the not-a-blow-job. I might try 70A again, for a shorter session. Eliie? Maybe for a quickie sans BJ, as she does have a nice body. Then again, I might be better just getting on the train and visiting one of my regular haunts back home. Still, it was a new experience.
