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3 review(s) for CurvyCoug4r (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline Shalashaska84

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I don't like writing essays so I'll get straight to the point.

-Comms we're good
-House was a bit of a tip but she did say it was getting done up
-she is a curvy woman in her fourties
- Height about 5ft 6
-medium sized natural tits, huge ass
-service was brilliant, not full on deepthroat but I facefucked her a little and she gives a good rimming and get in lots of positions.
-Fucked her in a few positions and she was enthusiastic

Now she would have been a positive if it wasn't for her pussy smelling like fish so overall neutral for me. That's a deal breaker for me but she did give me one of the best services iv had so I still want to see her again and find out if her pussy always smells like cat food or if it was just a rough few days for her bear in mind she did just get out of the shower before the meeting.

Offline JackTheStripper

Don't you just hate it when the fanny smells like Grimsby fish docks  :thumbsdown:

Offline LCD1535

Nothing worse than a ripe smelling minge

Offline jimbob007

Ive seen her a few times. This woman knows how to suck and f#$k. She rides c#$k like she has just been released from prison and i have a big one. She will eat most guys alive

Offline donnybob

Ive seen her a few times. This woman knows how to suck and f#$k. She rides c#$k like she has just been released from prison and i have a big one. She will eat most guys alive

Look forward to your review

Offline Ali Katt

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Ive seen her a few times. This woman knows how to suck and f#$k. She rides c#$k like she has just been released from prison and i have a big one. She will eat most guys alive
I think you're as dodgy as f#$k.

Offline jimbob007

I think you're as dodgy as f#$k.

Do you want me to link you to my Adultwork profile with 30 ish reviews or so all POSITIVE? OR even better log into it and send you a screen shot?

Offline jimbob007

I think you're as dodgy as f#$k.

7000 posts yet only 15 reviews. Something isnt adding up is it?

Offline Moby Dick

7000 posts yet only 15 reviews. Something isnt adding up is it?

15 more reviews than you!

Offline jimbob007

15 more reviews than you!

Fair play. By not reviewing it doesn't make mean i'm not a 'genuine punter'. I just couldnt be assed to post them on here. I appreciate this site and understand if people had the same mentality as myself in regards to reviews ALOT of people would get ripped off. If i see someone again I promise to leave a review whether its a positive or negative. I have left countless reviews on AW, just a few words. On here you have to write a report.

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7000 posts yet only 15 reviews. Something isnt adding up is it?

Not really. Ali Katt is a very long standing member of UKP, and has built up a good level of respect and trust from other members, with honest feedback, information, reviews etc. As well as taking a lead on the punting wiki.

So, it pretty much all adds up really.

Offline jimbob007

Not really. Ali Katt is a very long standing member of UKP, and has built up a good level of respect and trust from other members, with honest feedback, information, reviews etc. As well as taking a lead on the punting wiki.

So, it pretty much all adds up really.

His judgement on myself is SO WRONG THOUGH. Not that I  care as I don't know him, i'm not on here to achieve status but i'm a respectful of others unlike some.

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His judgement on myself is SO WRONG THOUGH. Not that I  care as I don't know him, i'm not on here to achieve status but i'm a respectful of others unlike some.

Is it now MrLEECH.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Good posts and reviews gain respect on here.

Your lack of both "speaks" volumes.  :music: :music:

Offline jimbob007

Is it now MrLEECH.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Good posts and reviews gain respect on here.

Your lack of both "speaks" volumes.  :music: :music:

Cool Story old man. I remember having a good laugh about you with starnatalia. Anyways by for now (woops) lol

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His judgement on myself is SO WRONG THOUGH. Not that I  care as I don't know him, i'm not on here to achieve status but i'm a respectful of others unlike some.
Jimbob I might be wrong about you, but posting about how big your nob is isn't going to do you any favours, I read what you posted above before the other stuff and I assumed you were a troll and a bit immature. What I do is I post an inflammatory post to give you enough rope to hang yourself with or prove me wrong.
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7000 posts yet only 15 reviews. Something isnt adding up is it?
Most of my posts are in off topic and most are about things such as news events, that was when it still counted toward post count. I've been a member since 2011, so about a year since the site started I think. I took a break from punting for a few years for two reasons: one I was in a relationship and two I was ill which is why there's no reviews from me from around that time. I'm sure that will explain it to anyone else curious, I've mentioned that elsewhere on the forum as well. 15 reviews maybe, but every single one is super detailed and written in a style that can only come from me.

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Jimbob I might be wrong about you, but posting about how big your nob is isn't going to do you any favours, I read what you posted above before the other stuff and I assumed you were a troll and a bit immature. What I do is I post an inflammatory post to give you enough rope to hang yourself with or prove me wrong.Most of my posts are in off topic and most are about things such as news events, that was when it still counted toward post count. I've been a member since 2011, so about a year since the site started I think. I took a break from punting for a few years for two reasons: one I was in a relationship and two I was ill which is why there's no reviews from me from around that time. I'm sure that will explain it to anyone else curious, I've mentioned that elsewhere on the forum as well. 15 reviews maybe, but every single one is super detailed and written in a style that can only come from me.

Understood I see your point. If I could post a few screenshots i could easily prove i'm genuine.

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Understood I see your point. If I could post a few screenshots i could easily prove i'm genuine.
No need. You say the next girl you see you are going to review, put your money where your mouth is. PS. And it's never a smart move to insult members that have been around a lot longer than you have. We've had loads of trolls lately, is there any wonder people are suspicious?

Offline cueball

I have left countless reviews on AW,
They're not reviews, they're meaningless aw dross.

Until you've decided you can be assed (your words) to put something into here, you're just another leeching gobshite who discusses punters and ukp with prossies....

That's you untrustworthy

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No need. You say the next girl you see you are going to review, put your money where your mouth is. PS. And it's never a smart move to insult members that have been around a lot longer than you have. We've had loads of trolls lately, is there any wonder people are suspicious?

Who did i insult? To be honest i'm not a regular on this site but i've realised today that this site is of significant importance to many people and there is some kind of 'brotherhood' going on. I've been told by Steve today that i can post ones that have occured way in the past.

I didnt review curvey cougar as my visit was almost a year ago. I don't know how any of my previous comments could alert suspicion. I guess my one about curvey cougar could have been worded better. I dont appreciate being talked down to, If someone tries ill respond with the same negativity, it' how life is sometimes. I made a sensible comment about Alexa which fishyfoo or whatever his name is agreed with and now he is calling me a leech lol. I'm not offended or anything but as I mentioned if someone is going to be rude, i'll be rude back to them   :crazy:

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Cool Story old man. I remember having a good laugh about you with starnatalia. Anyways by for now (woops) lol

Then not only are you a LEECH you're also a SAD CUNT.  :bomb: :bomb:

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Who did i insult? To be honest i'm not a regular on this site but i've realised today that this site is of significant importance to many people and there is some kind of 'brotherhood' going on. I've been told by Steve today that i can post ones that have occured way in the past.

I didnt review curvey cougar as my visit was almost a year ago. I don't know how any of my previous comments could alert suspicion. I guess my one about curvey cougar could have been worded better. I dont appreciate being talked down to, If someone tries ill respond with the same negativity, it' how life is sometimes. I made a sensible comment about Alexa which fishyfoo or whatever his name is agreed with and now he is calling me a leech lol. I'm not offended or anything but as I mentioned if someone is going to be rude, i'll be rude back to them   :crazy:
No brotherhood, no conspiracies. What I always say is it's weird how nobody thought I was a troll or a leech or anything else as I put my money where my mouth was from day one and shared information in a way that was mature and clearly written by someone who has had those experiences. You've insulted me and MrFF, that's fine, I consider us "kissed and made up". Insulting people that have been here a lot longer is pretty stupid though; this forum isn't like other forums you need a thick skin. I could have posted a comment calling you a cunt or whatever and been rude back, but that's expedient. I wanted to hear your side.

To put it in context this month we've had loads of stupid shit on the forum from people basically asking how do you talk to a woman and other nonsense. Like this:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221704.msg2245863#msg2245863
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=224330.0

And you post this and to me it seems immature.
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Ive seen her a few times. This woman knows how to suck and f#$k. She rides c#$k like she has just been released from prison and i have a big one. She will eat most guys alive

Having said that, I think we've answered each others questions.

Offline jimbob007

They're not reviews, they're meaningless aw dross.

Until you've decided you can be assed (your words) to put something into here, you're just another leeching gobshite who discusses punters and ukp with prossies....

That's you untrustworthy

Ok Dad.

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Offline jimbob007

Really.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, a returner that has been registered since 2016 or so. Come on Sherlock, what dod Mrs Smith teach you at school all those years ago about bullying lol

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Yes, a returner that has been registered since 2016 or so. Come on Sherlock, what dod Mrs Smith teach you at school all those years ago about bullying lol

She taught me how to turn the other cheek. That way both eyes got blackened instead of just the one.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Do you want to share with the group what happened to you.  :dash: :dash: Why don't you pull up a chair and tell us all about it MrLEECH.

Offline Moby Dick

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What's up mummy got you a new ipad for Christmas and you stumbled across this site.
Yes, a returner that has been registered since 2016 or so. Come on Sherlock, what dod Mrs Smith teach you at school all those years ago about bullying lol

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Who did i insult? To be honest i'm not a regular on this site but i've realised today that this site is of significant importance to many people and there is some kind of 'brotherhood' going on. I've been told by Steve today that i can post ones that have occured way in the past.

I didnt review curvey cougar as my visit was almost a year ago. I don't know how any of my previous comments could alert suspicion. I guess my one about curvey cougar could have been worded better. I dont appreciate being talked down to, If someone tries ill respond with the same negativity, it' how life is sometimes. I made a sensible comment about Alexa which fishyfoo or whatever his name is agreed with and now he is calling me a leech lol. I'm not offended or anything but as I mentioned if someone is going to be rude, i'll be rude back to them   :crazy:

What userID were you were using when I did that as I can't see it ??