Author Topic: Sirsgoodgirl (Burton On Trent) (Read 2611 times)

Dodgelad · « **on:** October 27, 2018, 10:20:40 pm »

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Right chaps, what the fuck was you thinking will come to mind at the end of this but bear with.....

So, horny as hell and I was pushed for time and being unable to travel far limited my choice on this given day. Sadly the premier league gals shall we say were prior engaged so I opted for the above link.

Now I'm no gym looking figure but I do like to be picky with my women who are always very slim and attractive....but not on this occasion.

Communications were great, first via text then final booking over the phone.

Location, little bungalow which is fairly quiet but it's like a scene out of steptoes yard!

I know I know I know.....why did you go in? No idea!

Anyway, paperwork sorted and off for some fun. she just stood there whilst I undressed with a "you first" look. What put me off, other than the size of her was the kids waterproof sheet on the bed! If you like big friendly gals give her a go, would I go back? No, not for me!

If I've missed anything let me know and I'll answer as soon as I can.

MajorPayne · « **Reply #1 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:28:02 pm »

Honestly surprised you went in the first place . . .

Hotdogboy88 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:46:30 pm »

Jesus Christ.

kingkong69 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2018, 06:03:11 am »

You certainly get more for your money..

MrFcuk76 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2018, 09:17:41 am »

Each to their own and all at, but Jesus !!
Lol

ruffler · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2018, 08:44:43 pm »

Wow - each to their own - but a ham shank would have done me tbh

Aurelian999 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2018, 09:07:12 pm »

Holy fuck, I like a curvy girl and all, but one with their own gravitational pull? Good on you for TOFFT'ing that beast - last time I saw something like that it was being worshipped by fishmen!

hillingdonpete · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2018, 09:25:37 pm »

What's up with you?

thelizard · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2018, 02:03:44 pm »

Fuck me standing sideways, talk about overtime with the knife and fork. Had you been drinking?

RogerBoner · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2018, 02:11:39 pm »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2018, 06:51:05 pm »

The review is pathetic. Who gives a fuck what her house looks like, what actually happens or are you too much of a gent to say? Silly jokes on this thread aside, I would ruin that I guess Dodgelad wasn't man enough to step up to the plate.

Picti · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2018, 07:22:57 pm »

I struggle with this type of review. She's not of interest to me, but...

One of the most important initial considerations for any punter is the extent to which the profile is accurate and representative. This one has several full body and face photos, so you knew exactly what to expect and you still booked her. Or are you saying that her photos are inaccurate?

Secondly, rather than embarrassed purging, describe your experience with her as information-sharing with other punters. I assume that you stayed and received sexual services from her? Were they as advertised? How would you rate the quality of her service?

I also look forward to reviews of the other women you allude to having seen.

hunkybc · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2018, 09:50:06 pm »

Each to their own! On the plus side (no pun intended) at least she is not pretending to be someone who she is not. Pictures look genuine etc

Yoda71 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:07:24 pm »

Two much better reviews ( both positive by the way ) indexed by the chaps that run the site

Like others have said, the profile clearly shows her as a big girl - so if you want skinny, why the f@ck book her in the first place

Ali Katt · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:12:55 pm »

Quote from: lee5971 on October 30, 2018, 10:07:24 pm

Two much better reviews ( both positive by the way ) indexed by the chaps that run the site

Like others have said, the profile clearly shows her as a big girl - so if you want skinny, why the f@ck book her in the first place

I've doubts it took place, that said the details are a bit too specific. Personally, I am glad as she goes on my HL I doubt I will make it down to Burton anytime soon, but why not?

Yoda71 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:18:16 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on October 30, 2018, 10:12:55 pm

I've doubts it took place, that said the details are a bit too specific. Personally, I am glad as she goes on my HL I doubt I will make it down to Burton anytime soon, but why not?

Already on mine too AK - she looks like she does wonder with OWO - just what I'm looking for

Ali Katt · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:23:15 pm »

Quote from: lee5971 on October 30, 2018, 10:18:16 pm

Already on mine too AK - she looks like she does wonder with OWO - just what I'm looking for

If you haven't already Lee do look at my reviews some might appeal to you. You've seen someone I want to see, but I won't name who.

Yoda71 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:25:04 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on October 30, 2018, 10:23:15 pm

If you haven't already Lee do look at my reviews some might appeal to you. You've seen someone I want to see, but I won't name who.

PM me - I'm intrigued !

Ali Katt · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:03:50 pm »

Quote from: lee5971 on October 30, 2018, 10:25:04 pm

PM me - I'm intrigued !

Lee I'm superstitious and I don't want jinx it. I promise I will PM you if I do see her and as always there will be an incredibly detailed micromanaged review.

jayuk99 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2018, 12:16:11 am »

is that the main character from the movie "The MEG"

Ali Katt · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2018, 12:36:34 am »

Quote from: jayuk99 on October 31, 2018, 12:16:11 am

is that the main character from the movie "The MEG"

Don't know I'm not into shark week.

Dodgelad · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:46:58 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on October 30, 2018, 06:51:05 pm

The review is pathetic. Who gives a fuck what her house looks like, what actually happens or are you too much of a gent to say? Silly jokes on this thread aside, I would ruin that I guess Dodgelad wasn't man enough to step up to the plate.

We played Scrabble, what the fuck do you think happened? Ffs, chill out lad and don't take it all so serious

Ali Katt · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2018, 10:00:57 pm »

Quote from: Dodgelad on November 02, 2018, 09:46:58 pm

Nothing to do with taking it serious, I'm offering encouragement for you to improve your reviews albeit in a way which is antagonizing. Maybe read some on here. I've also doubts it took place and so far you haven't proven me wrong.

Dodgelad · « **Reply #23 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:03:50 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on November 02, 2018, 10:00:57 pm

Nothing to do with taking it serious, I'm offering encouragement for you to improve your reviews albeit in a way which is antagonizing. Maybe read some on here. I've also doubts it took place and so far you haven't proven me wrong.

If I had to prove you wrong I could but nobody on here does so I won't

Ali Katt · « **Reply #24 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:07:14 pm »

Quote from: Dodgelad on November 05, 2018, 10:03:50 pm

Dodge why did you see a big girl if you're not into them? That's the part I can't grasp.

Fac51 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:09:22 pm »

Cueball from the North West needs to be made aware of this munter ASAP - she has obviously escaped from one of his cages !!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #26 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:18:52 pm »

Quote from: Fac51 on November 05, 2018, 10:09:22 pm

Cueball from the North West needs to be made aware of this munter ASAP - she has obviously escaped from one of his cages !!

He's a man of good taste.

RogerBoner · « **Reply #27 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:36:16 pm »

Ali, why do you fancy Sirsgoodgirl? And if you say that it's your personal taste or preference is the problem with me for liking traditional beauty? Or could you enlighten me by saying that you're first love or sexual attraction to a specific female led you down this route?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #28 on:** November 05, 2018, 10:49:30 pm »

Quote from: RogerBoner on November 05, 2018, 10:36:16 pm

Ali, why do you fancy Sirsgoodgirl? And if you say that it's your personal taste or preference is the problem with me for liking traditional beauty? Or could you enlighten me by saying that you're first love or sexual attraction to a specific female led you down this route?

Not sure how much I fancy her without meeting her, but I wouldn't mind fucking her. Anyway, I like big girls she's a big girl; you can read my reviews and see I've seen size 6 girls as well so it isn't just big girls, but on average I do find them more attractive than say size 6 girls, no idea why it's the same as some women might only date guys who have long hair, shaved heads or speak with a southern accent.

What lead me down that route. Fuck knows. The first girlfriends I had when I was a lot younger were slim-medium. In my teens I had sex with some fat women as well, can't say it was better or worse. As I have said elsewhere on this forum I'm lean as fuck and have no fat pack and very little body fat, that said I don't look like a body builder, so maybe it's an opposite attract thing. On civvy street some big girls like me some don't. I get on better with girls that are massively secure in themselves as I'm sort of intense and difficult.

With Sirsgoodgirl she is openly submissive, said to be a squirter, has massive tits, has green eyes, seems like a nice person. How many reasons do I need? I'm usually good at guessing people and I just know we would have a lot of fun together.

RogerBoner · « **Reply #29 on:** November 05, 2018, 11:05:32 pm »

Thank you for your reply. I had one fat gf on the go at uni and I found her very attractive perhaps because we became friends first.

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Author Topic: Sirsgoodgirl (Burton On Trent) (Read 2611 times)