Evaevalinas - What a shame

[shalombaghia20]

I am a fan of Bulgarian girls. They are always very keen to distinguish themselves from their Romanian counterparts - and quite vocal on this fact too. This normally leads to better service and more enthusiasm.
 
The Girl

I was on the hunt for a gym toned MILF with nice tanned skin.

This was satisfied when I walked through the door. Great tight body, much like the pictures. Slim, but firm.

Nice, cute shapely arse. Small tits, which aren't a problem for me.

Location

This was the first let down. The premises was disgusting.

Easy enough to get to, about a 15 minute walk from Finsbury Park / Seven Sisters.

But the flat itself was rancid.

Smell of weed greets you as you enter the property. Mouldy windows, mouldy bathroom. I did not want to take my socks off.


Service

Amazing oral. Deepthroat, wet. This woman can take a throatfucking - but I am not really into that. I just let her do her thing, and she delivered a very sloppy BJ with lots of balls attention.

However, this is where it all came crashing down. I turned her around for doggy and was met with the most rancid, horrid smell I have ever encountered from a girl. Normally I associate this smell with BBWs - for which reason I generally avoid them. It was such a shame that a girl with such a gifted body, lets herself down so majorly in the hygiene department.

Unable to take the smell any longer - i made my excuses of having to meet a friend - and quickly departed.

I haven't punted in almost 2 months now as that smell still horrifies me. Some stenches can be scarring  .



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[LLPunting]

How do you get into a conversation with an SP about the confusion and rivalry between Bulgarian and Romanian SPs?
Always handy to have a cheeky conversation starter that revs the girls up to your advantage.

[Avg_Joe]

ask if the accent is romanian or russian?.... if she doesn't kick you out, then i figure she might be up for proving why Bulgarians are better

[LLPunting]

ask if the accent is romanian or russian?.... if she doesn't kick you out, then i figure she might be up for proving why Bulgarians are better

Why Russian?

[Avg_Joe]

Why Russian?

geographical proximity and similarity in accents, alternatively you could ask if it was moldovan, as they speak both russian and romanian.

if you go straight for the romanian option poking the bear so to speak, knowing she's a bit passionate about not being confused with romanian women, in the hopes of getting her to rise to the bait and give a show stopper of a performance, she could just slap you upside the head   

[LLPunting]

geographical proximity and similarity in accents, alternatively you could ask if it was moldovan, as they speak both russian and romanian.

if you go straight for the romanian option poking the bear so to speak, knowing she's a bit passionate about not being confused with romanian women, in the hopes of getting her to rise to the bait and give a show stopper of a performance, she could just slap you upside the head   

How about:
"I love your accent, where are you from?"
"Bulgaria?  Wow, really? I was tricked by a beautiful girl who was terrible in bed.  She said she was Bulgarian but turned out to be Romanian."
"I hope you're going to show me how much better at sex a Bulgarian woman can be?"

 

[shalombaghia20]

My trick is "Bulgaria...that is next to Romania right? So many Romanian girls in London..."

Their reply usually is "no, no we're not the same".

Works a treat on the non-gypsy Hungarians too (the ones who speak English anyway).

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This line of conversation leads to some pretty hilarious moments as well.

After a session, I was heading to the toilet. As I normally do, I take my wallet and phone with me. Upon seeing this, this Bulgarian bird screamed at me ''do you think i'm Romanian or sumfink?"

[LLPunting]

Thanks, all worth baring in mind.

[Avg_Joe]

After a session, I was heading to the toilet. As I normally do, I take my wallet and phone with me. Upon seeing this, this Bulgarian bird screamed at me ''do you think i'm Romanian or sumfink?"

i've had a raised eyebrow or two when doing the same heading for a shower on arrival 

[Azucar D Artagnan]

I dodged this one a year or so ago when she was in Green Lanes . Left me waiting for ages so eventually walked " Gracas a Deus  "