Author Topic: You’ll have to excuse the mess.... (Read 1131 times)

PunterSthompson · « **on:** September 19, 2018, 07:18:13 pm »

I just got back from holidays....
I went to meet someone the other day, a last minute arrangement. We hadn’t met before.
On the way I had a message asking me to get something from the shop. A bit strange but I was happy to oblige. Then another text about having to excuse the mess.
I’ve heard that before, both punting and in my job. Usually the house will be a shit tip train spotting style dump.
I decided to turn around and not bother going.
Is that harsh?
Anyone else heard the “excuse the mess” one before?

southcoastpunter · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2018, 08:50:46 pm »

yes, a couple of times. One was kids stuff everywhere (kids in play school) and the other "just moved in and boxes everywhere"

And neither time did I suspect that the lady was on drugs etc (no evidence in her appearance or anything "laying around" nor did it effect the quality of the punt. One was good, one ok, but i think it would have been only ok even if the place had been "tidy".

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2018, 09:10:26 pm »

A little harsh maybe, but I probably would've done the same, depending on the location (e.g. estate vs suburban cul-de-sac) and the girl's profile/reviews. It's all about your risk appetite. Asking to pick something up and mess just suggests other things happening in this woman's life and so a higher risk punt. Doesn't mean it would've a shit punt.

nigel4498 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2018, 10:58:02 pm »

A few years back I had a meet with Cute Claire in Salisbury.
I was one her last there as she was moving to Weston Super Mare.
The place looked like a bomb had hit it, boxes, bags, suitcases and all manner of stuff piled high everywhere. Managed to fight my way up the stairs to the bedroom which was jam packed with electrical gear.
Good shag though despite the mess

Chatte Noir · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2018, 05:36:47 am »

Did she ask you to get flea spray and rat poison from the shop ?

Rimmington · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2018, 07:45:06 am »

Quote from: Nicebuthick on September 19, 2018, 07:18:13 pm

Anyone else heard the “excuse the mess” one before?

Yes, on a recent punt I need to do a report on. She needed to clear a path like a snow plow to get me across the living room floor.

I decided to stay because I was horny, and once I'm balls deep I stop caring about that sort of stuff, but with hindsight the high end pricing she charged wasn't justified by the shit hole she was living in.

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2018, 09:44:42 am »

I’m surprised she gave you the heads up to be honest, I’ve visited some shit holes in my time

PunterSthompson · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2018, 03:07:15 pm »

She asked me to get wipes.
I couldn’t help thinking that that’s what she was going to use to clean up her 10penxe mix up with.

Author Topic: You’ll have to excuse the mess.... (Read 1131 times)

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