External Link/Members OnlyFirst London review, hopefully I do this right
Comms 7/10. Initial contact via email, mobile number was then given. We spoke to arrange a time and meet and I was then texted the address. Rang as I arrived and was given building number. All fine and everything that was needed was given, but felt very transactional.
Location 3/10. In West Croydon on a quiet little residential bit and initially all seemed well. It was a block of flats and there were some neighbours moving out so had to walk past them in the doorway, which was a bit awkward but not her fault. However, she then ushered me in to the ground floor flat and straight into a pitch black dark hallway, I could not see anything as she closed the door. She then opened the first door and we went into a bedroom which was extremely minimal in terms of furniture/decoration, dimly lit and just not very pleasant to be in. None of my student digs were ever this bad. It was during the summer so ideally I wanted to freshen up as I felt sweaty, but when I got to the bathroom there was no working shower and then someone from the next room came past and I heard ''oh someones in there'' so there was no way I was going to freshen myself up. It was at this point I felt very uncomfortable and almost walked, but headed to the bedroom.
Girl 8/10. High rating is because of the accuracy of the pictures, she looks just like what you see on her profile. I quite like an older lady so knew what I was getting and so cannot be disappointed
Services/Experience 2/10. After the initial shakes with the location, we got the paperwork sorted (£80 for HH) I got on the bed and she gave me a massage. She then lay front down and I gave her a massage, ensuring to focus between her legs and her side boob. Then, laying side by side, she started to play with me and then rubbered me up for some OW (no DT). She then ushered me on top for some missionary, which I duly obliged. I asked whether she'd be so kind as to go on top, but she declined and said she ''likes to be fucked''. This was a massive disappointment for me as that is one of the things I love. Her favourite position is listed as missionary but thought she'd have at least wanted to do more than one position for someone who is supposedly ''highly sexual''. Anyways, I carried on and she did the classic trick of grabbing by bum and pulling me in to get me to finish quicker. I did not bother trying to get my full half hours worth and just finished and got out as soon as I could, walking past the same people moving out I had passed on my way in. If memory serves me right, I think I inquired about a facial but was shot down as well. No FK/DFK from memory, but that is listed at her discretion.
Overall 3/10; An awful experience. She does look exactly like her pictures so that is a plus, but the flat was awful and to have it so obvious that someone else is in the flat is extremely uncomfortable. The service was very limited and for the price I would not go back and would not recommend based on my experience. I can see she's listed in a different location now, but got the impression from her profile at the time that she was based permanently in either West Croydon or Wallington. All in all, not a good experience
