HotSexyMegan

[Macaw]

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Ok I'm going to put this down as a neutral experience because there were some very good points, but also very bad. For starters the area was really nice, by the harbour side, and not seedy at all. I was directed to the apartment James Bond style by being told to go to various landmarks and then calling for new info; which I didn't mind too much as WGs do need to be cautious.

Once in the building I went to the room where Megan opened the door. Her body is fantastic and she is definitely the girl in the photos. Without sounding too mean I must say that her face didn't quite live up to the amazing body, however she's not ugly by any means. On her profile she claims to be 22 but I'd say late 20's is closer to the truth. Now the apartment was immaculate (she mentioned that she had just moved in today) and shower facilities were also very clean. She requested that I had a shower, which I did, and then we moved into the bedroom.

So this is where some of them negative points I mentioned earlier creep in. It says on her profile that she provides owo, kissing and no extras. Well there was no kissing at all (I even rather sheepishly asked if it were permitted) and the owo finished after literally 20 seconds when she put a condom on (without asking). She wasn't into the intercourse at all, making the whole thing feel like a boring chore. She even did this thing that some WGs do, where they put their legs in a certain position so you can only get the very end of your member in. In the end it was so bad I just asked her to finish me with her hand. I probably had about 15/20 minutes left but she gave no indication that she wanted to do anything else like a massage. Before I left we had a little chat (her English isn't the best but not bad) and she actually opened up a bit more. Maybe it would have been a better experience if we'd chatted at the start to make things less awkward. Anyway as I left I felt that it was definitely not a negative experience, but there were enough drawback to prevent it being positive. Megan told me it was her first day in bristol and perhaps she was a little nervous, maybe this explains some of the negatives.

Positives:
Apartment in really nice area
Modern, clean and tidy apartment
Megan has a fantastic body (same as the pics on profile)

Negatives:
Untrue likes on profile (kissing)
Only gave a few seconds of owo
Seemed bored and uninterested which made things a bit awkward

Would I recommend?
For the price range (£70/half hour) and bearing in mind there's not much choice in bristol; Yes

[SirFrank]

Sounds like a BOBFOC - body off baywatch face off crimewatch. I'd also rather have a great punt in a mediocre flat than a mediocre punt in a great flat

[PuntingPete]

"Only gave a few seconds of OWO" - that's a big negative in my opinion, especially when the sex didn't seem to be up to much 

[Macaw]

I probably would have given a negative if she wasn't so damn hot. When the door swings open and you've got some old toothless troll looking back, it's the worse thing in the world. So having a sexy little body with missive real tits saved her from a negative review. But you're absolutely right, based on services alone it should really be negative.

[Daffodil]

I agree with puntingpete, would have been a negative from me.

I think certain things earn an automatic negative, and not providing services that are advertised is definitely one of them.

Sounds like the only real reason she gets a neutral is that she had a fit body and her apartment was nice.

Still I hear what you're saying about lack of choice in Bristol.

[Macaw]

Yeah the lack of kissing and owo definitely justifies a negative review. But I personally think she deserves a neutral, it really wasn't that bad when compared to some of the punting horrors I've had.

[Chinadoll]

good review mate, shame the experience wasn't great but hopefully others may give her a go and she settles down in bristol.

[rudolph hucker]

I probably would have given a negative if she wasn't so damn hot. When the door swings open and you've got some old toothless troll looking back, it's the worse thing in the world. So having a sexy little body with missive real tits saved her from a negative review. But you're absolutely right, based on services alone it should really be negative.

In my opinion we part with our hard earned for one reason, to receive a service that fulfills our expectations from a service provider, ie; what is listed on a particular profile should be adhered to. If this can't be carried through, we should be told beforehand. A girl can have the body of a goddess yet if she fails to deliver, it is all for naught.
This is simplistic and naive on my part obviously, but I treat people with the same level of respect I think I deserve.
More and more reviews seem to include services listed as 'done' by the pro$$ie yet refused face to face. Sad state of affairs......

Happy hunting.

[BogBog1]

No kissing, very limited OWO = definitely a negative from me, based on your report Macaw. I almost went to see her yesterday - seems I dodged a bullet.

[Chinadoll]

Zak just go with Body armor  

[Macaw]

In my opinion we part with our hard earned for one reason, to receive a service that fulfills our expectations from a service provider, ie; what is listed on a particular profile should be adhered to. If this can't be carried through, we should be told beforehand. A girl can have the body of a goddess yet if she fails to deliver, it is all for naught.
This is simplistic and naive on my part obviously, but I treat people with the same level of respect I think I deserve.
More and more reviews seem to include services listed as 'done' by the pro$$ie yet refused face to face. Sad state of affairs......

Happy hunting.

You make a very good point Rudolph and that's why I tried to be as detailed as possible in the review. Regardless of whether I felt the experience was overall good or bad it's down to every individuals personal choice. I'm happy that a lot people disagree with my Neutral rating and are making up their own minds based on the full review. Hopefully I've saved a few guys from wasting their hard earned.

[Chinadoll]

thats why i like UKP. Punting is not cheap and it's better to have the better WG stay in Bristol because business is good and the poor quality ones leave the scene. It pays for be good. 

[Ali Katt]

I probably would have given a negative if she wasn't so damn hot. When the door swings open and you've got some old toothless troll looking back, it's the worse thing in the world. So having a sexy little body with missive real tits saved her from a negative review. But you're absolutely right, based on services alone it should really be negative.

I understand this a pretty girl takes the sting out of a shit punt as does a friendly girl, but if the sex isn't up to scratch it's like buying a Ferrari with no engine.

[Chinadoll]

I understand this a pretty girl takes the sting out of a shit punt as does a friendly girl, but if the sex isn't up to scratch it's like buying a Ferrari with no engine.

  Agree.

[drdick]

I had the pleasure of meeting with this girl back in the summer. She was working in Swindon.
Had exactly the same experience. For me it's a negative if a service is offered it should be given with without complaint or hesitation.
I agree with Frank about the apartment thing. Put it this way you don't stare at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.