This lady has been the subject of several neutral reviews pointing out her lukewarm service, but no negatives so far. It seems a shame, to be the one to break the barrier, but there you are
I won't write War & Peace here, as it is a pretty short story; I had a Reverse Booking up on Adultwork looking for a cheap punt, and this prossie put in a bid. It was over the amount that I'd stipulated in my RB (
), but still substantially less than her usual price for an hour. I personally enjoy a good MILF now and then - they're generally better in bed and give a more enthusiastic service, and I was hoping if things went well with our first session that perhaps I'd found a new regular.
Alas it was not to be; we exchanged a few messages, during which time I sent her my likes list (being clear that I was trying to cover everything in it in one session lol) and after finding that she lived miles away in Richmond, I asked if she would stretch to 90 minutes for a substantial price hike; but I made the mistake of accepting her bid when she said she just wanted to stick with an hour.
After confirming that she had won via AW, I got a later message there back asking me to call her (which, to be fair she says on her AW, but seems a bit foolish when you've already bid on a guy's RB). Now by this point I had just stepped out of work and was on my way to the station to head over to Richmond. Instead I had to fanny around finding a discrete side alley on a Friday afternoon during rush hour so some SP could figure out of I was a serial killer or not from a three minute phone call.
Not being in the best of moods about all the fannying around, I finally found a place and called her, for what must be the shortest screening call on record. We literally must have exchanged three sentences each, including greetings. After saying hello, she literally came out and said she wouldn't be seeing me, and when I (in quite a reasonable tone of voice for someone who has just had their evening plans wrecked, I thought) asked why (the fuck not, sotto voice) I got some psychobabble about us not being personally compatible. How the fuck you know that from three emails and a thirty second phone call is beyond me, but I was left holding my boner as it were.
Not to put to fine a point on it, but Friday nights at short notice are not good for bookings. I tried every number I had, but of course my regulars were either booked up or out on the piss. Meanwhile, this prossie had cost me AW credit and the chance to meet a different bidder, all of whose details were of course lost when I'd picked her - who was the one to reach out to me in the first ****ing place
. I ended up having a very poor session at a Chinese rub and tug on Baker Street, which I entirely blame on my foul mood by the time I got there over an hour and a half of fannying around later, as the massage lady was the height of professionalism and courtesy.
At first I thought this crap with Kizzy was due to something I'd said or done, but we really hadn't interacted that much, and I suspect what ended up happening was that she'd had a customer ask for my hours, but who had made a full, more profitable, booking for her. Either way, paranoid or unprofessional, it doesn't really matter. If you like MILFs, avoid this one:
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