Tiara - House of Divine 3, Pimlico SW1P - Frustarting as it gets.

[BootsnBunches]

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This meeting took place a few weeks ago.

Venue: House of Divine 3. See previous reviews from me and others regarding the set up.

Communications: Exchanged texts with maid 45 mins or so before the meeting. Easily done which is why I use HOD from time to time. However, on arrival it was a maid I'd not seen before and she seemed disorganised. She was convinced I was meeting Gemma rather than Tiara. Perhaps she had made a double booking which was why it turned into such a poor session.

The Girl: As per the pics. Super slim, cute body and face. Young. Looks particularly good with hair down, although tied it up on coming into the room.

The session: A bit of a disaster really. I've had some good times at HOD and some bad times too. This was sadly poor on a number of levels, despite me following my own rules on using the venue, these being only seeing girls with recent positive reviews and twitter pics and visiting 'off peak'.

On arrival the maid asked me if I was meeting Gemma. I replied no, I was seeing Tiara. The maid asked me to wait in the bathroom/shower.  I was in there a good few minutes and started to get warm - there is a very hot light just above your head and it's not big enough to avoid this without being in the shower. If it had been explained I'd be a while I could have used the facilities, but as I had been lead to believe it would be a few moments and I'd arrived on the dot for my appointment I just waited - getting hotter and hotter. I regret not walking now.

When I was shown to the room it was 5 minutes late. Tiara took a further few minutes and apologised for being late. She looked good and was very friendly and chatty with a nice smile. I started to feel more positive, but then we kissed and it was clear she used the 5/7 minutes I was waiting to have a cigarette.

I prefer a girl who helps you undress and allows you to do the same, whereas Tiara quickly stripped suggesting we get comfortable on the bed. She then instigated a conversation - very friendly and it's nice to chat, but you are there for more than that and it really felt like time wasting.

With encouragement Tiara began owo but every few seconds she stopped saying she "struggles to breath when at Pimlico". I resisted saying "Why work there then?"  After a few short lived attempts at owo Tiara suggested the condom but I said I'd prefer more oral. I got just a few seconds more, with her hand taking over. As I slid my hand onto her bum cheeks (which were great) Tiara used this as an excuse to stop again, giving a lengthy explanation about me not fingering her ass, even though I was nowhere near doing so.

Whilst Tiara is attractive and would have been great to chat to in reception I was feeling less and less turned on. She clearly didn't want to do owo so I suggested if she got me hard we could move on to sex. Tiara wanked me to get me hard and got a condom ready but did it in such a way I climaxed. Partly my fault, but not what I wanted which a skilled and customer-focused provider would have avoided.I suspect Tiara was pleased though as it allowed her to finish her work with me and grab the cash I had placed on the bedside table. She certainly hadn't worked with me for 30 mins.

Would I return: No

Value for Money: Lousy. Not felt like puting since, which says a lot as my previous punt had been with Ashleigh Allen had only been days before, where despite a late start we had a fantastic session which over-run. This had partly lead to me needing to nut this day as I was still excited by it.

[SlamBoy]

That's too bad. I was going to book her for this coming week. I'll give it a miss now.

Don't let it put you off punting, my friend. There are always good and bad. You'll bounce back.

[BootsnBunches]

It's a shame as it could have worked out better. I'm sure me having a hot and frustrating wait didn't help in a number of ways. No excuse for the intensity of the cigarette breath though.

[SlamBoy]

It's a shame as it could have worked out better. I'm sure me having a hot and frustrating wait didn't help in a number of ways. No excuse for the intensity of the cigarette breath though.

Fag breath is a big no-no for me too. And mints don't help either - the disgusting smell comes from the lungs not the mouth.

[BootsnBunches]

Fag breath is a big no-no for me too. And mints don't help either - the disgusting smell comes from the lungs not the mouth.

I'd definitely prefer a non smoker but I reluctantly accept a lot of girls smoke. It does take the piss to come into the room just after smoking your entire duty free allowance of benson and hedges which is what this was like.

[BlackZionBull]

How good a likeness are her photos? House of Devine are renowned for their deceptiveness.

[BootsnBunches]

How good a likeness are her photos? House of Devine are renowned for their deceptiveness.

Exact - except I doubt she would keep her hair down for a session and she's pictures with it down and loose. She didn't like me touching it, which was a shame as is partly booked her as we have a very similar looking girl at work I've been longing to get my hands on lol.

No Photoshopping required. A nice looking lass, just a terrible service and poor organisation.

[BootsnBunches]

That's too bad. I was going to book her for this coming week. I'll give it a miss now.

Don't let it put you off punting, my friend. There are always good and bad. You'll bounce back.

Looks like you've had an interestingly mixed record at HOD too. I guess that's why it's called punting. A shame there aren't more venues like it, as it can be convenient but it feels very hit and miss at times.

[magnetico]

Thanks for the review.

I've posted another review of her on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187374.0
The sex was pretty sad and awkward

[BootsnBunches]

Thanks for the review.

I've posted another review of her on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187374.0
The sex was pretty sad and awkward

I must have missed your review and only caught the better ones sadly. It makes me feel a little better knowing it's not just me. I was partly blaming myself for not being on top form after getting frustrated by the wait, not to mention getting so warm whilst waiting.

Your banging your head on the wall emoji sums it up. A nice looking lass, with a lovely petite figure, slightly unusual for her ethnicity and very alluring. Friendly at first but then messed it up! If it was a restaurant chain you'd perhaps complain to head office, be offered a discount off your next meal and give it another go as the starter was good and the rest should have been better................Sadly punting is more like going to a sporting event or concert. There's no comeback if you get rubbish seats and then your team perform badly or the singer sounds dreadful.

[SlamBoy]

Looks like you've had an interestingly mixed record at HOD too. I guess that's why it's called punting. A shame there aren't more venues like it, as it can be convenient but it feels very hit and miss at times.

Yes. I am a HOD punter. But I am also an honest punter. If I get bad service, I give negative reviews. If I get good service, I give good reviews. That doesn't please some HOD fanboys (most likely HOD accounts) on here, but I don't give a f*ck. HOD can be very very hit and miss, as your review attests. I'll sometimes take a chance as its £70, but I get frustrated when:

(i) HOD lie about services (which they do all the time), and

(ii) The girls are poor quality bullshit artists - which is, sadly, more often than not these days,

I preferred HOD 3-4 years ago. They take the piss too much these days, so I go there less often than I did.

[LLPunting]

Yes. I am a HOD punter. But I am also an honest punter. If I get bad service, I give negative reviews. If I get good service, I give good reviews. That doesn't please some HOD fanboys (most likely HOD accounts) on here, but I don't give a f*ck. HOD can be very very hit and miss, as your review attests. I'll sometimes take a chance as its £70, but I get frustrated when:

(i) HOD lie about services (which they do all the time), and

(ii) The girls are poor quality bullshit artists - which is, sadly, more often than not these days,

I preferred HOD 3-4 years ago. They take the piss too much these days, so I go there less often than I did.

I quit using HOD over 4 years ago because their service and quality was shite then.  Go back 10 years there were great gals aplenty with no short-timing.

[SlamBoy]

I quit using HOD over 4 years ago because their service and quality was shite then.  Go back 10 years there were great gals aplenty with no short-timing.

Seems like I just missed out. Of all the best SPs I've seen, none was at HOD. If anyone asked me today if I'd recommend HOD, I'd say 'no'. I'd only go there nowadays if a girl looks exceptional. Thankfully, even on such occasions, one of you filthy beasts has been there first and rated her negative, thus saving me the time and punting fee!